Russell Brand Is Not Interested In Getting Inducted Into The Gold Digger Hall Of Fame
In news that has stabbed a bloody hole into my faith in the growing legacy of gold diggers, TMZ reports that Russell Brand won't pick up a shovel and dig into Katy Perry's mountain of millions. Russell and Katy didn't sign a prenup before they ruined their lives by getting married and so if he wanted to, he could try to wrap his wallet around half of the $44 million she made during their 14-month marriage. But Russell (read in the voice of Kandi from Real Housewives) is an independent woman, doing it for himself and doesn't want Katy's money. That burn Russell just felt in his dick, wasn't one of his genital warts popping on its own again, it was the spirit of Anna Nicole Smith kneeing him in the crotch for being such a dumb bitch!
Russell's lawyer filed final divorce papers in court yesterday and made it clear that he wants to walk away with only the money he made during their marriage. Once source put it like this: "This divorce is as amicable as it gets, and Russell was a mensch (Yiddish for a good person)."
What is the Yiddish word for puto estúpido, because that's what Russell Brand really is. Russell has a plate of $22 million dollars in front of him and suddenly he's got a case of the nobles?! Think of all the metallic skinny jeans, suede pointy boots and bottles of Crisco's leave-in conditioner Russell could buy with all that money. But good for him for wanting to be a do-gooder and shit. Gross.
And here's a tip for Katy's lawyer. If "Russell Brand" suddenly hops into your office and declares that he suddenly wants half of EVERYTHING, make him Riverdance for 3 full minutes as confirmation that it's really him. Because there's a good chance that it's probably Heather Mills in a Jesus mask.
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ITA NaughyChimp: I expected him to go for the cash.
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Nice when someone - male or female - doesn't use a failed marriage as an excuse to take the ex's money.
Why bring a "language neither Russel nor Katy speak bring into this context at all?
But still they used it and it's primarily a German word - it's connotated with the German language not Yiddish.
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Submitted by MedusaChrist on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 12:33pm.
Yes, true, but the Yiddish connotation is "a person of integrity and honor".
Even though Yiddish is German-based, it is it's own thing you know.
I knew he'd take the high road! Team Russell!!
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Good for him. And yes, I would. He looks like a hard-core fuck freak.
Katy can suck it.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 11:44am.
Maybe she'll get back together with that ugly ass Travie McCoy guy and they can both develop a heroin habit (or she can and he can continue) and ruin each other's lives Sid and Nancy style.. .cause they're both annoying.
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Submitted by Aphid on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 2:06pm.
This is just what happened in my first marriage. I just wanted to get away from him so bad I let him have everything so I wouldn't have to deal with him anymore.
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Aphid, same here!!!
I can't judge. I did the same. I walked away with just my chihuahua and my king size bed. I told hi he could keep everything else. I just wanted out!!
Actually, it was not the same because there was nothing close to $20 mil involved.. but still. Whatever!
this is kind of sweet. i've been wondering why people with a shit ton of money don't sign pre-nups, but it seems russell's got class??? what am i saying???
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Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 2:51pm.
Ohhhh yessssss! Guy Richie! But can you blame him? Don't know if that was actual gold digging or combat pay. He probably still has nightmares about Madge's arrogant ass.
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Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 2:24pm.
Word up! I stand corrected! How could I ever forget Heather Mills!
Submitted by Coffy73 on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 1:38pm.
@MissAnnThrope,
Sorry, but there are plenty of non-american golddiggers out there...paul mccartney's ex Heather Mills ring a bell? She's one of the queens of golddigging and oh yeah, she's british too. I've seen those british tabloids, don't event try to pretend the UK is some pristine place full of morally high integrity, ha!
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Guy Ritchie?
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Ohhhh yessssss! Guy Richie! But can you blame him? Don't know if that was actual gold digging or combat pay. He probably still has nightmares about Madge's arrogant ass.
Ohhhh yessssss! Guy Richie! But can you blame him? Don't know if that was actual gold digging or combat pay. He probably still has nightmares about Madge's arrogant ass.
Word up! I stand corrected! How could I ever forget Heather Mills!
Submitted by Coffy73 on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 1:38pm.
@MissAnnThrope,
Sorry, but there are plenty of non-american golddiggers out there...paul mccartney's ex Heather Mills ring a bell? She's one of the queens of golddigging and oh yeah, she's british too. I've seen those british tabloids, don't event try to pretend the UK is some pristine place full of morally high integrity, ha!
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 12:26pm.
I discovered that even watching the regular skydivers hang a leg out of the plane as it ascended and listening to the parachutes flutter in the wind as they came down was .....well....sexy as hell.
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Liar! You know you liked it cuz it sounded like a guy fapping at warp speed! ;-)
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LMAO, Groooooooooosssss! Now that sound in my memory is gonna have an "alternate sound" tab. :-D
I think the Yiddish words you're looking for are schlemiel, schlemazel or schmo. None of these are as strong as what Brand really is: un pendejo. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
oops sorry for the double post
This is just what happened in my first marriage. I just wanted to get away from him so bad I let him have everything so I wouldn't have to deal with him anymore.
Submitted by TequilaTax on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 1:26pm.
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I'd like to think that this would be a sign that he really loved her. I'm surprised they got married and sorry that it didn't work out.
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Me too! I know that everyone else is not surprised that they broke up, but I dunno, I kinda liked them together.
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Submitted by cgwalt on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 1:23pm.
He's the grownup and he had fun banging the succubis. She'll grow up too and be hosed by some frimpy weird succubim and on it goes.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
what's with these bitches who try to throw their ex husbands under the bus only to have it blow up in their faces? are they stupid or something? well...yes. O_o
@MissAnnThrope,
Sorry, but there are plenty of non-american golddiggers out there...paul mccartney's ex Heather Mills ring a bell? She's one of the queens of golddigging and oh yeah, she's british too. I've seen those british tabloids, don't event try to pretend the UK is some pristine place full of morally high integrity, ha!
Good for you, Russell! Someone in showbiz actually has some integrity.
Whatever.
This has nothing to do with America versus British. This comes down to HOME TRAINING.
When Reese Whitherspoon and Ryan Phillippe broke up, he could have done the same thing, but he did not take a dime of her money.
It's called chivalry.
It's M.I.A. these days.
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I like Russell Brand. I'd go to one of his stand up shows in a minute.
I'd like to think that this would be a sign that he really loved her. I'm surprised they got married and sorry that it didn't work out.
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He's the grownup and he had fun banging the succubis. She'll grow up too and be hosed by some frimpy weird succubim and on it goes.
He doesn't want any of her money; he just wants rid of her. Outch!
Americans have built a culture of gold digging and famewhoring. He's British. Maybe he has a sense of decency and conscience. If they had been married for 10 years and had a bunch of kids and she cheated on him multiple times (aka, Kobe Bryant) I could see him wanting a big paycheck. He's keeping it in perspective and I admire him for that.
Americans have built a culture of gold digging and famewhoring. He's British. Maybe he has a sense of decency and conscience. If they had been married for 10 years and had a bunch of kids and she cheated on him multiple times (aka, Kobe Bryant) I could see him wanting a big paycheck. He's keeping it in perspective and I admire him for that.
He's like the monster under the bed and she's like the mentally disabled girl he molests at night knowing her caretakers will never believe the stories she tells. CREEPY, creepy couple and I'm glad this shit is over.
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Submitted by TheHeckler on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 12:11pm.
Tonight they are studying the verse: "If a man layeth with another man, they should be stoned . . . for smoking a doobie makes it more pleasant." II Opinions 4:2
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MENSCH is German and means HUMAN. I should know since I am German.
Yes, true, but the Yiddish connotation is "a person of integrity and honor".
Even though Yiddish is German-based, it is it's own thing you know.
Don't just put your titty balls to work and make $44 million.
Put your mouth to work and make $45 million!
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Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 12:26pm.
I discovered that even watching the regular skydivers hang a leg out of the plane as it ascended and listening to the parachutes flutter in the wind as they came down was .....well....sexy as hell.
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Liar! You know you liked it cuz it sounded like a guy fapping at warp speed! ;-)
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oh whatever. they were married for a hot minute.
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 12:23pm.
DMW, she was too busy with Travie to mess with mah man
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Oh good. I'd hate to see you show up on TMZ for making her SHIT TEEF
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ba-buttons was a paratrooper?! HOT! I've been skydiving once because it was on my bucket list. Invited by an ex-boyfriend, and I went out of spite intending to show him up. I laughed all the way down and made a perfect landing.
The ex-bf said he and his friends screamed "like pussies". On his landing, I watched him roll and get entangled in the parachute because he was built like a linebacker and his instructor was smaller, lol. One of the best days of my life.
I discovered that even watching the regular skydivers hang a leg out of the plane as it ascended and listening to the parachutes flutter in the wind as they came down was .....well....sexy as hell.
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DMW, she was too busy with Travie to mess with mah man
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
I cannot look at him.......
I'm glad she's not with him anymore so I don't have to look at him anymore.
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Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 12:16pm.
MENSCH is German and means HUMAN. I should know since I am German.
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Britney is not German, she is from Louisiana.. therefore you lie.
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Submitted by TheHeckler on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 12:11pm.
Tonight they are studying the verse: "If a man layeth with another man, they should be stoned . . . for smoking a doobie makes it more pleasant." II Opinions 4:2
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
But can she have some mercy and divvie up his half between all of us who have and continue to be subjected to the ear-bleeder that is 'Firework'?
MENSCH is German and means HUMAN. I should know since I am German.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 12:10pm.
DWM, I read that Katy and Travie partied together at the SuperBowl
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Better watch out that she doesn't touch your Adam.
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I never had any doubt.
And I'm dying over 'Crisco's leave-in conditioner' - ba ha!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 12:07pm.
M.E. that's the second time you have taken Jesus name in vain already today, please sign up for Suck & Fuck's Bible study class to try and cleanse your filthy (ghey) soul!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 12:07pm.
M.E. that's the second time you have taken Jesus name in vain already today, please sign up for Suck & Fuck's Bible study class to try and cleanse your filthy (ghey) soul!
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Tonight they are studying the verse: "If a man layeth with another man, they should be stoned . . . for smoking a doobie makes it more pleasant." II Opinions 4:2
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 11:44am.
Maybe she'll get back together with that ugly ass Travie McCoy guy and they can both develop a heroin habit (or she can and he can continue) and ruin each other's lives Sid and Nancy style.. .cause they're both annoying.
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If memory serves me correctly, she and Travis were engaged when she met the Yeti and she dumped Travis.
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Why does she always go for such ugly looking creatures. She must have low self esteem.
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She has said on numerous occasions that her best assets are her boobs. Not her voice. Answer your question?
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