If a color blind 11-year-old Little Monster used Photoshop 1 on the half broken first generation Mac in his parent’s garage to make a fan made poster for Lady CaCa’s “Born This Way Ball” Tour, it would look a lot hotter than the “side of a van” shit THIS BITCH came up with. This is like something out of Lisa Frank’s New Wave period and I do not appreciate.
There’s really no safe place but the pink triangle for my eyeballs to land. That floating alien CaCa head is making the Three Wolf Moon wish they were mute and that castle is a direct threat to my childhood since it’s reminding me of Castle Grayskull. If CaCa wanted to out-fug her “Born This Way” album cover, she didn’t need to bring He-Man or the Three Wolf Moon into it.
via Twitter (Thanks to everybody who sent this in)