Panty Creamers Of The Day: The VD Cast On Entertainment Weekly
I don't watch Vampire Diaries, because there's only so many vampire shows I need in my life and True Blood automatically wins out since it has a whole lot of ASkars nalgas, Joe Man Jello nipples and tang from Lafayette in it. But what I do need more in my life is almost naked pieces on the cover of magazines and Entertainment Weekly gave me that this week with an issue completely devoted to a shirtless Paul Wesley, a shirtless Ian Somerhalder....and that girl in the middle.
You can almost fap to the sexual tension on this cover. Just look at that Paul Wesley, staring deep into Ian Somerhalder's adam's apple like he wants to suck the core out of it. I see how Paul's hand has temporarily made a stop on Nina Dobrev's stomach before eventually making its way to Somerhalderville. I see how Ian is touching Nina's face only so his elbow can hover near Paul's fingers and feel the heat. (Yes, I write a lot of low-grade soft core in my spare time.) Nina needs to quietly slip out, tip toe to the kitchen and make us all popcorn so we can lounge on the bench in front of the bed and enjoy the show.
ONTD user enael read everybody's minds and really made this cover (and fuck parts) pucker into tomorrow:
Now this shit is officially gold certified fap-worthy. I'd print it out, frame it with the gayed up True Blood Rolling Stone cover and hang both of them in front of my toilet, but fapping while making a caca is even too gross for me.
The rest of the pictures in EW are kind of hilarious. That Paul dude is Zoolandering for his life and most of these look like publicity stills a Straight Guys for Gay Eyes porn.
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I did watch this on Netflix, bc well I've watched just about every other show on there. Ian is pretty nice to look at as long as he is in soft lighting. The rare scenes where you can see his actual skin it looks like his face went through a cheese grater and lose my girl boner. It would be pretty exciting if the two boys pulled some incest on the show...and yeah I probably need some dick since that is starting to sound very appealing to watch.
While I hate Twilight with a passion, Vamp Diaries is a great show. One of them is always coming out of the shower in a towel.
Okay - I watch VD. The acting is really horrible. But the men are FUCKING HOT! And I don't know why, because normally I don't go for pretty boys, but Ian Somerhalder has mind-fucked me. I would sell my soul to have just one night with him. sigh.....I must be going through early menopause or else I'm really fucking crazy. I can't believe I just typed that shit.
!!!!!!!!!!!!EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IN MY UNDERPANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'M A WOMAN SO IT'S NOT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!
If you're only going to watch one vampire show make it the Vampire Diaries.
MK you should watch The Vampire Diaries, it is SO MUCH better than True Blood. Yes there is less nudity and gore in it, but it has better acting, better writing and much tighter plotting.
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I don't know who these people are, but those guys are hawt and that girl obviously is a graduate of the Anne Hathaway School of Trying to Be Sexy"
Nina is WAY sexier than Anne Hathaway, it's not even close.
Ian is delicious. And his body is a work of art!
Yaaaaassssssssssssss! MK, you need this vampire show in your life! A shitload of eye candy! PLUS, every time Tyler the werewolf turns, he gets nekkid!!
* * * * I HEART CAVEMEN & DEXTER & DAMON * * * *
ive always had a soft, well not exactly "soft" spot for ian.
normally im not into the pretty types but ill make an exception for him.
Hehehehe RoadDogXXIV, we're all italicized! Seems the tag on the word 'Twilight' is not closed! That's happened to me too! haha ;)
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
Fuck me with a silver stake. I am so over vampires.
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OK I am going to need some alone time with that pic of the two guys.
See y'all in a couple of hours.
Vampire Diaries owns Twilight, as far as I'm concerned. Talent and story are the key terms that seem to be the focus.
I've never watched this show, but I just can't with all of the principles involved. Ian S has hyperactive eyebrows and Siberian Husky Mind Control Eyes (said by the person with blue-green eyes so I know me some intense looking light eyes), that Paul dude looks like Frankenberry incarnate and I saw that Nina chick at ComicCon and she was SUPER impressed with herself, thank you very much for asking. Which was pretty nervy given how shitty her eye makeup was.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by ponchiks on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 4:34pm.
I would be a very happy person if I was to find Ian under my covers one day.
Hehehehe Me too! On top even! ;)
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
MK, you're missing out with VP! Pure Somerhalder fap fest + a wolf or two ;)
Nice pic. Should photoshop Nina's hand off Paul's back. Ian's busy elsewhere... hehehehe! 3 cheers for enael!!
New screensaver!
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
So, both actors have quite the tiny fingers.
Disappointing. But Team Pauley any day of the week... Save Ian for the week-end.
barzzini
Love Ian. He is beyond hott.
low grade soft-core porn is the reason I come here! lol at the toilet porn nono.
I would be a very happy person if I was to find Ian under my covers one day.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Awesome! Yes Albatross!! More porn!!
Not even a tingle or partial ladywood.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
love me some HOTTIE FLACOS!!!
yummmmmy!
I don't know who these people are, but those guys are hawt and that girl obviously is a graduate of the Anne Hathaway School of Trying to Be Sexy.
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*Beauty fades, but bitchiness gets better with age!* - MK
gross those boys needs oatmeal and steak
I'll admit that I love this show! The plot moves so quickly, and normally a development is solved in an episode and not drawned out all season like some shows. And I also love the times when this show has made fun of Twilight's sparkly vampires. Ok, I'm done fan wanking. P.S. Ian is it!
I am sick of vampires especially this TigerBeat-Twilight version.
Ian Semenhandler is very unattractive IMO.
And there's a nipple slip in thumb 2.
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Pantyowl!
Don't know anything about this show, but those guys are hot. Love the manip of them kissing - yowza! MK, you need to write more porn!
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
Hell to the yeah...ASkars nalgas will win every time.
Nina is a convenient beard for Ian. Zero chemistry between them, even a blind can see that.
FUN FACT: Nina used to attend the yoga studio I worked at (when the show first started to air, but she was still attending university in Toronto at the time.) She'd always take the time to say hello and chat with me; girl is SUPER sweet and nice, so I really can't hate on her. She would often bring her mom to classes, and they were both super-cute together. It's rare of me to say this, but I'm genuinely happy for the success she's had.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 2:38pm.
Sucky...blumpkin?
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hmm.... maybe, baby.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Boone. So hot.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Sucky...blumpkin?
These assclowns make vampires look feeble. This lameness started with those Twitard books...Vampires are not pussies like these turds!
That shade of lipstick that Paul Wesley's wearing is very becoming on him and the photoshopped cover looks very convincing.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 2:22pm.
yeah that is really obnoxious when you get a boner while taking a shit and then your dick is hitting the edge of the bowl, that's UTI city UGH disgusting, why you put this in my mind Miguelina?
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LMFAO!!!
Another tv show I'd ignore if I had a tv.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Nina, is so hot! Very girl next door with a tremendous body.
I've always thougth Ian resembles a baby Rob Lowe. Yummmmy.
yeah that is really obnoxious when you get a boner while taking a shit and then your dick is hitting the edge of the bowl, that's UTI city UGH disgusting, why you put this in my mind Miguelina?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.