Wednesday, February 8th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Jesus' Twin
Jesus be a Debbie Harry! Wearing a Dollar Tree mop head (or maybe that's the hide of a komondor puppy), Debbie Harry dropped her shit and scattered glittery shards of YES! at WIP Underground in NYC last night. With the help of DJ Miss Guy, Debbie brought everybody to church and my abuelita would be proud, because despite the fact that the Pope thinks my gay soul will eventually liquify into Satan's lube, I think I'm a born again Catholic now. T-shirts always tell the truth so that means Debbie's face will be immortalized in stained glass in every Catholic church and believers will start to see her face in toast. Sign me up! The father, the Debbie and the holy ghost....
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:33pm.
Of course you don't wish her any harm because you are a nice guy. And you really cared for her. I on the other hand am not so nice and want to kick her in the shins.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:33pm.
LOL (so pretty)
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:30pm.
Jacko - LMAO! "don't fuck with Jack" hahaahahah!
LOL!! of course I used my last name....
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*falls off chair laughing*
jack, good for you. Fuck that ex wife! what a cunt.
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I see you standin' there,, you think you're so cool
Why don't you just
Fuck off
-Guns N Roses
Thanks guys!!!! I will definitely be telling my husband which will NOT go over that great. I will defriend the boyfriend (which come to think of it...he didn't even friend my husband...hmmm should've realized that then and there) and block him.
I'm outta here...
*fukken hate shit like this...giving me the chills and sweats...making me have to go sit on a toilet and dry heave*
You guys have a great rest of your day!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:31pm.
"n-the-hat"?
Yeah, that was dumb I'll show myself out...
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Satan - that is what our plan is... she is going to try and get him to pay it but hasn't said anything yet because we have not filed the forms and sent to IRS until today. Once that shit gets in the system and they come after her, THEN she is gonna play that card.
GG - no matter what she has done, I don't wish her any harm.
*ducks from MJT and EEG throwing shit at me*
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
Ugh! Gotta go to mom's - she's having trouble getting dadums to take his heart meds! Ornery old effe! Be back/ play nice.
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:30pm.
TROOF!!!!
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oxy, definately show your lover the messgae and get his take on. let him know it freaked you the fuck out and then both of you decide on a plan moving forward!
and did i hear vegas? i got buku friends that work at various pools around town, can anyone say free cabana? xD
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:24pm.
Dog - LOL. RACIST!
But no. Not muslim.
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Why not? They do dat!
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:30pm.
Jacko - LMAO! "don't fuck with Jack" hahaahahah!
LOL!! of course I used my last name....
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
M.E. on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:24pm.
Yes, I understand that especially in the Latino community they tend to live with numerous family members and many generations to "take care" of eachother. But how the hell do you house 10 or more people in a 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom house?
One bathroom? No big deal. They do lawn maintenance and organically fertilize perfectly manicured lawns. Sure, your lawn smells like shit and piss but it's beautiful.
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Jack, get that bitch's new sugar daddy to pay of your IRS debt too while she is at it. Convince her to convince HIM that it would erase all ties you have together etc.
Darn Jack you are such a good person...I SO WOULD HAVE SAID YES I KNOW WHERE THAT CUNT IS, LEMME DRAW YOU A MAP!
Jacko - LMAO! "don't fuck with Jack" hahaahahah!
You two are AWFUL.
And I was going to say Indians, lol.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:24pm.
*holds GG's hand as we skip through the gates of hell*
Man like Roland Martin and many many others I am so sick of the PC police bothering everyone- if you say something nobody has the right to criticize it! Everyone is entitled to their opinion and is free to agree to disagree!
If a white dude at your Super Bowl party is hyped about a black female models underwear ad, smack the ish out of him! #superbowl
Who the hell was that New England Patriot they just showed in a head to toe PURPLE gospel church suit? Oh, he needs a visit from #teamwhipdatass
A HA HA HA HA HA SOOO FUNNY
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple/post/cnns-roland-martin-...
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:24pm.
Can't you use that blackmail to get her to sign your responsibility away.
UGH.
Beer me.
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It's my last resort... I'm playing nice first.
and no shit BEER ME!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:24pm.
Can't you use that blackmail to get her to sign your responsibility away.
UGH.
Beer me.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
*holds GG's hand as we skip through the gates of hell*
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yea, her new man is rich as SHIT! she's hoping he will feel sorry for her and pay the whole thing (doubtful, bitch).
MJT - as we know, she is only looking out for herself... she would throw me under the bus with a smile on her face if she got the chance.
The best part is, she took this old dude here in town for 25k right before she moved... he is a very well known business man and also known for being pretty tough on people (mafia like dude). He saw me at Hooters one night, came up and introduced himself (HE is the one she was cheating on me with) and asked if I knew where she might be... I told him no (which was a lie). SO, I told her about that last week and said if you fuck me over in any way on this IRS shit I will let so-n-so know exactly where you are!! This man, btw, was charged with taking a hit out on a guy for ratting his son out about weed... the charges got dropped and the other dude left town... the man's got pull. Anywhore, when I told her that she damn near shit bricks. I wrapped up the convo by saying "don't fuck with jack".
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Dog - LOL. RACIST!
But no. Not muslim.
Yes, I understand that especially in the Latino community they tend to live with numerous family members and many generations to "take care" of eachother. But how the hell do you house 10 or more people in a 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom house?
This kind of reminds me of my cousin. She was SO thin when we were kids. She ate crap, never exercised, and just never worried. Then, she got older and had kids. The weight piled on. Now, she is still heavy. I truly believe that if good habits are not learned early, it is a struggle to learn those habits late in life. It happens, but it is not fun!
I, unfortunately, have always had to watch and be careful. Always. Never was fat, but I could be if I am not careful. Life truly can be a serious bitch.
Submitted by Oxygen on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:18pm.
Ah ha. Okay, that makes more sense :) Definitely tell your husband that he wrote you an inappropriate message. That way if steppy tries to turn it around on you he knows already.
Also, defriend and block new boyfriend. That's weird.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Dog, I was going to say*whispers* Mexicans...
But jacko, if she's broke, why on Earth would she fuck herself? DUH.
Seriously UGH I am so sorry to hear that. Like you haven't been through enough. Bitch.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:12pm.
The shit she did will live with me forever... lol like fucking HERPES!!!
She said when her husband finds out how much is owed in back taxes she may move back her and asked if she could live with me.... I told her, and I quote, "no way in fucking hell, go fuck yourself".
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*blinks hard*
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:16pm.
WHA? - the local news is reporting on a fire last night that burned two houses, displacing two familes, total of 20 people.
HOW THE FUCK DO 10 OR MORE PEOPLE LIVE IN ONE FUCKING HOUSE?!?!?!?!?
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They're probably Muslims.
Oh, yes I did!
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Jack, HIDE YO FRIDGE!
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
@Jacko...I think you're right. This is not very cool...AT ALL.
@MissJaneTexas...Thanks (and I apologize for the cryptic writing)I just needed to quickly vent out the fact that I just got a Facebook message from my stepdaughter's new boyfriend (he came to our family christmas dinner at my house last year...my first time meeting him...he FB friended me a couple days later and I thought nothing of it...I mean not really other than "Uh Ok!"). But he made me just a little nervous like he was trying to act older than his age around me...trying to impress me. But then again, I know for a fact that my step-d hates my guts...JUST BECAUSE and I can almost see this as the both of them trying to start some shit so she can find a reason for her dad to hate my ass.
The message is not vulgar but it is inappropriate...and this is coming from the mouth (well fingers of a Dlister).
M.E - the poorer tend to convert garages so more family members (usually exteded) can live together.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:09pm.
Jack, it just seems so unfair. :-(
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The shit she did will live with me forever... lol like fucking HERPES!!!
She said when her husband finds out how much is owed in back taxes she may move back her and asked if she could live with me.... I told her, and I quote, "no way in fucking hell, go fuck yourself".
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Hold up. She screwed you and asks you if she can come back to you if her new husband finds out how screwed she is by herself????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Dumb has a new name: Whore #2!
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Jacko - so the whore is worried her rich, old fart of a cash cow is going to kick her to the curb over this?
Karma's a bitch!
You better grab your nuts and keep them and DO NOT let that whore move anywhere near you!
Jack, not to be nosey (ok I am) but isnt her new man rich and so why should he get mad? Am I being durrrr?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:04pm.
I know that there is someway that she could exonerate you from having to owe any of that money. But knowing her she doesn't have the moral character to do so. It doesn't seem fair because there are really good manipulators out there (sociopaths) and you might not always know what your spouse is doing. To be held accountable for that sucks.
*spit spit*
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
WHA? - the local news is reporting on a fire last night that burned two houses, displacing two familes, total of 20 people.
HOW THE FUCK DO 10 OR MORE PEOPLE LIVE IN ONE FUCKING HOUSE?!?!?!?!?
Haha I wondered about that. She signed a pre-nup didn't she? Oh Karma, you fucking lovely cunt.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:11pm.
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...still makes me laugh.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:09pm.
Jack, it just seems so unfair. :-(
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The shit she did will live with me forever... lol like fucking HERPES!!!
She said when her husband finds out how much is owed in back taxes she may move back her and asked if she could live with me.... I told her, and I quote, "no way in fucking hell, go fuck yourself".
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:08pm.
What would you know about aging, pedophile? Maybe that 3 seems to be when your victims get too old for you, huh?
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Tequila Tax - the last time BH and I went was the middle of July.
*dies from heat exhaustion*
it was 116°
Jack, it just seems so unfair. :-(
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Ha ha ha Anno, tranny tried to take your shoes! Vegas - good times!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:02pm
Team free drinks!
The best time to visit? Halloween!
I kid you not. You avoid the worse of the hot weather (when I went the temp never got over 85 degrees) and its funny as hell to watch what kinds of costumes people come up with.
Oh how I wish I could go back there. Just one more time.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:02pm.
Jack! That's what you OWE?!?? How? How can they hold YOU responsible???
that's my half of the almost 700k. We were married, we are equally responsible for it.
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I will never complain about having to pay only a couple grand on Federal taxes again.
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Jacko, I know she doesn't know, but she is getting to be a big girl now. Come clean, just in case.
Oxygen, creepy da fucking creepy. *shudder*
Submitted by TequilaTax on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 2:57pm.
Endless entertainment in Vegas. I was crying from laughing so hard one night at these drunk-ass trannies. After a final altercation the "girls" were asked to leave, and one said I had on her shoes ?!?!?!? Like my size 6 sandals would fit Cinderfella's feet, lol. Good times.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 3:02pm.
Jack! That's what you OWE?!?? How? How can they hold YOU responsible???
that's my half of the almost 700k. We were married, we are equally responsible for it.
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
Ooooooooooh. Ok then - Yes, Oxygen - tell her and your husband. That is creepy.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011