Open Post: Hosted By Jesus’ Twin

February 8, 2012 / Posted by:

Jesus be a Debbie Harry! Wearing a Dollar Tree mop head (or maybe that’s the hide of a komondor puppy), Debbie Harry dropped her shit and scattered glittery shards of YES! at WIP Underground in NYC last night. With the help of DJ Miss Guy, Debbie brought everybody to church and my abuelita would be proud, because despite the fact that the Pope thinks my gay soul will eventually liquify into Satan’s lube, I think I’m a born again Catholic now. T-shirts always tell the truth so that means Debbie’s face will be immortalized in stained glass in every Catholic church and believers will start to see her face in toast. Sign me up! The father, the Debbie and the holy ghost….

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