Connor Cruise, the 17-year-old son of Tommy Cruise and the sometime son of Nicole Kidman, has once again proven that old saying “the rotten apple doesn’t fall from the insane fucking tree” right. Since Connor has a famous last name and can press play on an iTunes playlist, he DJs at fancy events now and DirecTV hired him to play songs at their pre-Super Bowl party on Saturday night in Indianapolis. Connor’s ex-publicist, Todd Krim was also in Indianapolis for the Super Bowel and after the New England Tom Bradys (since he’s obviously the only player on the team, Gis) lost against the Giants, Todd rubbed the loss into the Pats-loving skin of Connor Cruise by Tweeting this to him: “Sorry @TheConnorCruise maybe next year!!!”
Just like his daddy, Connor has the sense of humor of one of Xenu’s wet dingles and so he freaked out at Todd in an e-mail response to him. Never fuck with your former publicist, because they will pass that e-mail to Page Six:
That was a gay ass [bleeping] tweet . . . U don’t say [bleep] like that about my team the second they lose. Low.”
Todd wrote back and said he was joking, to which Connor responded with: “That was [bleeped] and Idgaf!” Todd told Page Six that he was offended by Connor’s rant and that he wasn’t expecting that kind of response after everything he’s done for him. Connor then jumped on the back of his rep’s Big Wheel and back pedaled all the way back with this statement to P6:
“What I texted was unacceptable. It is not a reflection of who I am and what I feel, and it certainly won’t happen again.”
It’s no surprise that Connor is redefining “spoiled,” but is it really that serious? It’s just a football game (insert a horse kick from Gisele Bundchen to my ass bone here). Connor should take his frustrations out by jumping on Oprah’s couch or by calling Matt Lauer glib. There’s no need to go [bleep]ing crazy on an adult over a stupid joke. That dumb joke wasn’t low at all. Low is being a part of a church that won’t let your Auntie John Travolta proudly lick on the Dominican peen he loves so much in public. That’s low.
And what’s with that “gay ass [bleeing] Tweet” shit? Let me fix that for you, Connor: “That was a MY FATHER ass [bleeping] tweet.” There, that’s a little better.