Like Crazy Father, Like Crazy Son
Connor Cruise, the 17-year-old son of Tommy Cruise and the sometime son of Nicole Kidman, has once again proven that old saying "the rotten apple doesn't fall from the insane fucking tree" right. Since Connor has a famous last name and can press play on an iTunes playlist, he DJs at fancy events now and DirecTV hired him to play songs at their pre-Super Bowl party on Saturday night in Indianapolis. Connor's ex-publicist, Todd Krim was also in Indianapolis for the Super Bowel and after the New England Tom Bradys (since he's obviously the only player on the team, Gis) lost against the Giants, Todd rubbed the loss into the Pats-loving skin of Connor Cruise by Tweeting this to him: “Sorry @TheConnorCruise maybe next year!!!”
Just like his daddy, Connor has the sense of humor of one of Xenu's wet dingles and so he freaked out at Todd in an e-mail response to him. Never fuck with your former publicist, because they will pass that e-mail to Page Six:
That was a gay ass [bleeping] tweet . . . U don’t say [bleep] like that about my team the second they lose. Low.”
Todd wrote back and said he was joking, to which Connor responded with: “That was [bleeped] and Idgaf!" Todd told Page Six that he was offended by Connor's rant and that he wasn't expecting that kind of response after everything he's done for him. Connor then jumped on the back of his rep's Big Wheel and back pedaled all the way back with this statement to P6:
"What I texted was unacceptable. It is not a reflection of who I am and what I feel, and it certainly won’t happen again.”
It's no surprise that Connor is redefining "spoiled," but is it really that serious? It's just a football game (insert a horse kick from Gisele Bundchen to my ass bone here). Connor should take his frustrations out by jumping on Oprah's couch or by calling Matt Lauer glib. There's no need to go [bleep]ing crazy on an adult over a stupid joke. That dumb joke wasn't low at all. Low is being a part of a church that won't let your Auntie John Travolta proudly lick on the Dominican peen he loves so much in public. That's low.
And what's with that "gay ass [bleeing] Tweet" shit? Let me fix that for you, Connor: "That was a MY FATHER ass [bleeping] tweet." There, that's a little better.
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Nepotism sucks when it comes to the Cruise crew. loathe them all.
Dear Rosehips,
You are so right. Honestly, that's an old word from back in the days when no one thought about using it. Actually (and this is no excuse, I know) I read it a few posts down from another Dlister and was repeating the term to express my own similar opinion. I'm sorry. For the record, I don't think of mentally challenged kids/people as retarded, there are all kinds of appropriate medical diagnoses and terms for disabilities. But thank you for pointing out my lame use of that word.
Submitted by rosehips69 on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 5:10pm.
MissAnnThrope
I know this is Dlisted, but there are a lot of people with developmentally disabled kids (or people who know and love them) who would find using the word "retarded" pretty hateful.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 2:36pm.
But I sincerely hope he would never post retarded hateful comments in public.
After reading this i have now come to the conclusion that all of tom's kids are spoiled nasty losers. poor tom.
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It seems to be a problem with a lot of our youth these days. Many of them are truly earning the nickname "the entitlement generation." These kids don't understand what it means to be a nice person.
It is a shame that kids use the extreme hateful language to comment about her adventures that they do today but when they have kids things will be much different.
His use of that word is curious given he's a Hollywood kid who's gotten more than enough exposure to that community to know better...but look who his pops is. Makes some sense. Not sure what a better place is for this kid - sciento school or a club. Toss up.
I don't get it are people calling him out because he used the word gay? It must be a slow news week in the US, lol
ROFL. The kid is a dumbass.
and with all the celebrity and money his parents have....he is DJing in clubs??
at 17?!
How about some real parenting and making him go to college so he can exist in the real world and get a REAL job?
loser.
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 2:01pm.
Wait a second.
Tom Cruise is batshit crazy, but this is just a 17 year old kid. My kid is 17 and he is equally as retarded when it comes to flipping out. His excuse is complete immaturity. At least he came forward with an apology, albeit probably a forced one from someone in his circle.
Todd Krim shouldn't have started that mess in the first place. Now HE is supposedly an adult and should know better. What a douche, sinking to the level of a hot-headed teenager!
You said it! This kid probably is a spoiled entitled brat but he is still just a kid and any 17 year old would have reacted the same way. This publicist being an ex employee knew he would get a rise out of him. Moron.
The moron publicist should know better then to tease a kid. Kid's aren't mature enough to handle things they really like being made fun of.
Stunt, or not, who cares! Connor's an idgaf-fer!
I wouldn't have teased the kid *on the day of* but FFS, what an egomaniac OVERREACTION!! U DO NOT DO THAT TO ME!
And why does he have a publicist? #winnermove LOL!
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Damn! Calm down, don't get so enturbulated!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
what a fucktard, see celebrities shouldnt have children because they end up like this.
just imagine suri cruise in a few years, she would be make Naomi Campbell look like a saint!
connor cruise grew up with scientology slaves or what they call it "volunteers" who work for tommy girl unpaid, and these "volunteers" are like zombies so they worship their "leaders" and tommy girl is the biggest fucking queen in the house. so connor would have had everything go his way.
also so poor connor, id be crazy too if i came home one day from doing nothing, and witness my closet self hating gay homophobic "you wanna go get ice cream cuz there are no gay people there" father smoke uncle john revolta's cock, tickle the ding dongs, tea bag, toss the salad etc etc
The kid didn't make a casual comment. He was pretty heated up over nothing. Connor himself became offended over nothing. Besides what the fuck is getting so pissed off about? It's not like this little bitch was playing in the superbowl. He was playing DJ at some shit party.
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 4:54pm.
The only issue here is that Connor Cruise had a publicist? Sorry, but any gay person who was offended by a casual comment made by a 17-year-old kid needs to seriously toughen-up.
MissAnnThrope
I know this is Dlisted, but there are a lot of people with developmentally disabled kids (or people who know and love them) who would find using the word "retarded" pretty hateful.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 2:36pm.
But I sincerely hope he would never post retarded hateful comments in public.
Amen. She hopes her son doesn't say "retarded" things like calling someone, "gay"? I sure hope her son is of healthy mind and body. Or maybe it was taken out of context. *eyeroll*
I'll go hug my "retarded" nephew now, tyvm.
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The only issue here is that Connor Cruise had a publicist? Sorry, but any gay person who was offended by a casual comment made by a 17-year-old kid needs to seriously toughen-up.
You're kidding, right Mabel? The guy was just joking around. You have a to be a dumbfuck not to recognize that. The kid is a 17 year dumbass that can't take a joke and wigs out cause he isn't equipped to handle people who are not sycophants . Who the fuck is this talentless spoiled shit?
He's grown up with a silver spoon his entire life and he's throwing out words like he's some tough guy. This kid prolly has someone to wipe his ass and scratch his balls.
17yr old kids are shitheads no doubt, but most kids have the ability to reason, use logic and decipher what a joke is, and what is not.
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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 2:01pm.
Wait a second.
Todd Krim shouldn't have started that mess in the first place. Now HE is supposedly an adult and should know better. What a douche, sinking to the level of a hot-headed teenager!
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Is he doing an impersonation of Katiebot or is he naturally dead behind the eyes?
I thought Tommy Girl was sterile, that's why his first wife Mimi Rogers divorced him, she wanted to have biological children. Then Tom and Nicole started adopting and that rumor surfaced again. Even when Suri was born there was a rumor she was not Tom's. So now I am confused, because Connor does look like Tom's bio kid. Hmmm. Detective Latoya, we need you! p.s. I think the retraction is written by Tommy himself, daddy-like "it certainly won't happen..."
a piece of shit with extra crazy scientology sauce. Did this kid ever go to school and mix with others his age, or was he just scientology brainwashed and given a career as a dj (lulz)? Can't even believe he has an agent, it's a joke.
ugh please. next. (although i can't wait to see what SURI is tweeting a few years from now...)
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Suri is already tweeting trash about other celeb babies. Google Suri's Burn Book to see.
Suri is already tweeting trash about other celeb babies. Google Suri's Burn Book to see.
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Pretty sure Todd Krim was kidding, Mabel. His email didn't sound as... angry as Mr. Connor Cruise's.
There's almost nothing funnier than a spoiled rich kid that lives in a mansion trying to speak ghetto, like he's a thug with a hard life.
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Nicole can't write a tell all book bc/ they have dirt on her as well. I think I read in Scientology you have to confess your mistakes/ sins or what ever they call it.
After being raised their whole lives by their adoptive parents, alot of adopted kids resemble them
Through familial facial expressions. I knew a family of 6 adopted kids where this was the case. I don't think he's Toms bio
Kid, just his monkey. Like Jaden Smiths "acting".
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Sorry for the double post
I have a 19 year old boy and I'm sure he uses all sorts of foul slang I don't know about. But I sincerely hope he would never post retarded hateful comments in public. This kid is growing up in Hollywood that's the first huge mistake Tom is making. I can't believe Nicole didn't fight for these kids. Did he adopt them alone when they were married? I will never understand that whole sitch.
I have a 19 year old boy and I'm sure he uses all sorts of foul slang I don't know about. But I sincerely hope he would never post retarded hateful comments in public. This kid is growing up in Hollywood that's the first huge mistake Tom is making. I can't believe Nicole didn't fight for these kids. Did he adopt them alone when they were married? I will never understand that whole sitch.
Ha! That made me laugh out loud but I was serious! I hear and read all this stuff about his gayness but as for its source....? Is there one man in Hollywood who is not getting it from a man on the downlow besides the very few who are open?
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Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 10:49am.
Also, can someone clarify for me why do ya'll think Tom is gay? Is there proof? What's up?
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BEST COMMENT OF THE DAY.
Wait a second.
Tom Cruise is batshit crazy, but this is just a 17 year old kid. My kid is 17 and he is equally as retarded when it comes to flipping out. His excuse is complete immaturity. At least he came forward with an apology, albeit probably a forced one from someone in his circle.
Todd Krim shouldn't have started that mess in the first place. Now HE is supposedly an adult and should know better. What a douche, sinking to the level of a hot-headed teenager!
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If he is related to TC, maybe he is a family members bio child that Tom and Nicole decided to adopt? He really does look like his father.
And please don't crucify me for saying this, but that term is used that way by 90% of the population of teenaged kids. I know it's wrong, and my kids are not allowed to say it, but if we throw this kid to the wolves, I guess we should throw every teenager who uses the term to them as well.
I think Connor has what they call "caviar problems" or something like that.
nicole is not going to write a tell-all. she's not honest about herself. however, maybe someone will write one about her one day.
cosign with michael k. it's football. who cares?
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Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 10:49am.
Also, can someone clarify for me why do ya'll think Tom is gay? Is there proof? What's up?
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Narcissist raises his son to be a narcissist?
Shocker.
Submitted by grommet on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 1:19pm.
I really hope Nicole Kidman writes a tell-all some day.
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I'm sure Tommy Girl and the church of Scientology took provisions to make sure that will never happen.
I have said for years, this kid is tom Cruise's BIO child!
What a foul-mouthed, homophobic shit.
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Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 11:35am.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope : Also, can someone clarify for me why do ya'll think Tom is gay? Is there proof? What's up?
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There are a lot of stories out there that Tom is SWISHY. Look up Big Red and Tom Cruise on google and you'll get a lot of stories of thier wrasslin' sesion. Big REd is a paid male ho btw.
what a fucking asshole. This kid needs a good asskicking. Spoiled brat.
COSIGN THIS! :
Submitted by grommet on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 1:19pm.
I really hope Nicole Kidman writes a tell-all some day.
*edited* Double post.
I could care less about what this kid tweeted between and another individual. But that kid is in no way 'adopted'. That is Tom's son straight up. This website got a pic of Tom and Connor sitting next to each other: http://bossip.com/539745/are-you-there-glaad-will-the-gay-mafia-go-after-tom-cruises-kid-for-his-comments30346/
Thought my job as a publicist sucks but this has to be the worst job ever!!!
I would rather fry burgers at White Castle than work for this little shit head.
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some have mentioned that's Tom's son...so was their a carrier for this child, or did he cheat? If he cheated, why with a woman when he's supposed to be so gay? things that make you go hmmm...
I really hope Nicole Kidman writes a tell-all some day.