The Portrait Of Sober, As Always
Pervert extraordinaire Terry Richardson (aka the only photographer who takes Lindsay Lohan's picture nowadays) went to LiLo's free room at the Chateau Marmont to take her picture since she's got nothing else to do and stealing Ajax (to snort, of course) off of the housekeeper's cart doesn't take up her full day.
It wouldn't be a Blohan photo shoot if she wasn't dragging Marilyn and Elizabeth Taylor down with her, so there's that. In most of the pictures, Blohan looks like a 40-something bruised and busted desperate hooker who has been banned from every motel bar and now lounges against the cigarette machine in front of the Howard Johnson's hoping she can pick up some trucker dick. She's got that "If you ain't got cash, I'll give you a quick handy if you let me huff gas from your tank" matte twinkle in her eye.