The Portrait Of Sober, As Always
Pervert extraordinaire Terry Richardson (aka the only photographer who takes Lindsay Lohan's picture nowadays) went to LiLo's free room at the Chateau Marmont to take her picture since she's got nothing else to do and stealing Ajax (to snort, of course) off of the housekeeper's cart doesn't take up her full day.
It wouldn't be a Blohan photo shoot if she wasn't dragging Marilyn and Elizabeth Taylor down with her, so there's that. In most of the pictures, Blohan looks like a 40-something bruised and busted desperate hooker who has been banned from every motel bar and now lounges against the cigarette machine in front of the Howard Johnson's hoping she can pick up some trucker dick. She's got that "If you ain't got cash, I'll give you a quick handy if you let me huff gas from your tank" matte twinkle in her eye.
In other words, I love this trashy shit. If you've had all your shots, you can see more of this mess at Terry's site (via IDLYITW).
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I've had all my shots and I still don't think that's enough for me to venture over to that creeper's site without protection of a full body condom. I'll gladly take the risk for the pics of Leto and Gubler, though.
How does a 25 year old acquire the saggy boobs of a 60 year old with ten kids??
High as a f*cking kite!!! Look at those pupils... Klassy Blohan, real klassy. I have pictures of me looking like this back in my hayday of snowstorms... I burned them all.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 3:35pm.
Her right boob looks like it just gone done working a shift as a balloon animal. Dachsunds must be popular this month.
[howling with laughter]
Dammit, Karen Flatts! Diet Dr. Pepper out the nose HURTS! See what you made me do!?!
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Was that in LiLo's honor? Oh no wait...that would be COKE and UP the nose. Sorry about that.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 6:01pm.
She confuses me to be honest. Unless she's whoring herself out big time she seems to be completely asexual. There doesn't seem to be mention lately of any hook ups men or women.
Do you think her whorestock has gone down? She looks more and more low rent everytime we see her. And her body is way flabbier than those over photoshopped Playboy pics. Or do you think rich pervs will still want to rent her out?
WOW her tits are saggier than mine, and I'm almost twice her age! How the hell does that happen? I feel sorry for her.
Bitch looks high as fuuuuuck! But I love when she does shit like this, it just ensures we will never see her in a movie that's not on Lifetime again!
OMG, just gross. If I were her, I would not allow anyone to publish that of me. It`s really gross, no other description.
*sigh* such a waste of beauty, and (maybe) talent.
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I live about a 1/2 block from the Marmont. Not really feeling good about LL being my neighbor.
So Linds...how's that Oscar coming?
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 4:41pm.
From what I understand, celebs do not patronize the Marmont for the decor. They patronize the Marmont because the Marmont does not ask questions.
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Then I guess that's why David Gahan used to stay there. I think he o.d'd there a couple of times!
Looks like she just got her lips done again.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 3:35pm.
Her right boob looks like it just gone done working a shift as a balloon animal. Dachsunds must be popular this month.
[howling with laughter]
Dammit, Karen Flatts! Diet Dr. Pepper out the nose HURTS! See what you made me do!?!
That puts the "Z" back in sleaZy. And not in a good way.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 3:51pm.
Gross. She makes Spaz de la Huerta look like a paragon of class and refinement.
Agreed! I almost feel a bit sad for her, but she's had so many more chances than the average person would get.
Submitted by SomeLikeItHot on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 3:23pm.
The furniture and curtains in that hotel are ugly.
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From what I understand, celebs do not patronize the Marmont for the decor. They patronize the Marmont because the Marmont does not ask questions.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Reminds me of 9 to 5 In Porno Valley: an actress desperately auditioning.
In some of those pictures she almost looks alive.
MY EYES!!!!!!
Free apartments are never free.
Why is she always smoking in her "artsy fartsy" pics? Does she think it is sexy???
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 3:16pm.
You'd get less diseases if you dragged your genitals across the county dump than fucking on this tramp!
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Trying to picture how to do this and can't quite make it. Blurgh.
ITS EASY. SQUAT LIKE A DOG & DRAG YOUR ASS.
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rotten, maggot ridden dead carcass. so's her damn career.
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Submitted by Gigaboob on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 3:16pm.
You'd get less diseases if you dragged your genitals across the county dump than fucking on this tramp!
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Trying to picture how to do this and can't quite make it. Blurgh.
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The Chateau Marmont has an interesting history. John Belushi died there and supposedly the ghosts of Howard Hughes, Marilyn Monroe, Boris Karloff and Jim Morrison have all made an appearance. There are even rumors of a curse, as some of its guests have gone on to meet terrible deaths after staying there. LOL!!! One can only hope.
Sharon Tate spent an idyllic few weeks as a newlywed here with Roman Polanski. Not long after leaving the Chateau, the 8-months-pregnant actress was stabbed to death at the hands of Manson Family members.
Natalie Wood, who drowned in 1981, was rumored to have carried on an affair when she was only 17 with 44-year-old Nicholas Ray, her director.
I'd say Blohan fits right in!
Is anyone else wondering how she's still alive? I mean she's just a wreck.
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Submitted by D-vine Lister on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 3:37pm.
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Thanks, that was actually from a CDC report on her, btw :)
Oh gak. The stretched-out auroela atop the deflated funbag doesn't speak to me.
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I hope she doesn't get a clue about her boobs so that when she's 30 (assuming she makes it), they're hanging down to her waist and we can all go EWWWWWWWW!
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Those nails are just the worst. And that creepy guy with the sex offender glasses has got to go.
CLOSE. YOUR. FUCKING. MOUTH.
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
Is there really anything left to say about this girl? I mean really? She's a has-been, washed up, damaged goods, a "what could've been", fallen star, a "no one will work with her", A MESS! I keep hoping that because she is young, she still has time to turn herself around, TRULY turn herself around. Robert Downy Junior did it, Drew Barrymore did it, it IS possible. Is there any hope for Lindsey Lohan??
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Is that ginger nip peaking out?
She looks like shit.
"Lindsay, I'll shoot you in your whore den/hotel room if you do what I say. Uncle Terry needs the touch of a crackie. "
"Anything to keep me in the spotlight. I'll move your orange cone for you, just take my picture and release it! "
This is so sad. I can practically hear the grim reaper breathing down her neck.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
Gross. She makes Spaz de la Huerta look like a paragon of class and refinement.
Crack ho, please! In the main pic she looks like she's waiting for the next guy to stick his junk in her mouth so she can finish up her shift and go back to smoking rock.
holy effin shit! she has saggier tits than michelle duggar and she's only 25 and has no kids.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I'm just happy to see the return of the Excuse My Beauty tag.
Submitted by SomeLikeItHot on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 3:23pm.
The furniture and curtains in that hotel are ugly.
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I think you meant to say- motel.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Submitted by sinjin on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 3:41pm.
Dog, it looks to me like she's exhaling smoke from her nose in thumb 5. That decor is hideous!
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That decor looks like Low Rent Whorehouse!
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Submitted by chewinsmoke on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 3:35pm.
Lindsay is a BUSTED UP wreck. Holy Jesus, Mary, and Joseph...YIKES.
DOG, on the other hand, is getting cuter and cuter every time I see her! :)
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Dog, it looks to me like she's exhaling smoke from her nose in thumb 5. That decor is hideous!
Submitted by Joeb on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 3:29pm.
My favorite Lohan picture of all time! Our little girl has grown up. How can Hollywood let this treasure slip through their fingers? Warner's is on some incomprehensible Biblical Epic kick and have you ever seen a more perfect Whore of Babylon?
...Yes, her name is Kunt Kardashian.... she is THEEEE whore of babylon. But blowhan is def a runner up! :)
i bought some heart shaped glasses exactly like that at the 99 cent store once.
those saggy tees make me gag, yuck!
Submitted by Gigaboob on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 3:16pm.
Ugh. She's so fucking disgusting. At this point she's just advertising. I know she "works from home" now at the Marmont but who in their right mind would fuck this whore? You'd get less diseases if you dragged your genitals across the county dump than fucking on this tramp!
THIIIIISSS!!!!!
HAHAHAHA "dragged your genitals" my mind always gives me crazy visuals of things I read, and the visual from that line, fuckin A, Id say its a wrap for today. Well done Gigaboob, well done.
i'm convinced lilo doesn't know what a bra is...
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Lindsay is a BUSTED UP wreck. Holy Jesus, Mary, and Joseph...YIKES.
DOG, on the other hand, is getting cuter and cuter every time I see her! :)
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Her right boob looks like it just gone done working a shift as a balloon animal. Dachsunds must be popular this month.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt