Jennifer Aniston Is Annoyed That The Tabloids Are Still Bring Up The Brangelina Feud
...And she's so annoyed by it that she brought it up again.
The human mutation of Cathy is out selling that Wanderlust movie, which looks to me like the brain dead "didn't pull out in time" baby of Flirting with Disaster and Wet Hot American Summer, and you know what that means? It's that time again when Jennifer adds fuel to the fire by bringing up Brangelina to sell her damn movie. After posing for a bunch of pictures, which can double as a Chico's ad campaign, for InStyle's March 2012 (via The Berry) issue, Jennifer talked about what misconception annoys her the most and how she isn't copying Justin Theroux's style.
On how she doesn't purposefully dress like Justin Theroux and how the first time he came to her house she didn't secretly steal his favorite leather jacket to make a twin of it for herself: "First of all, he has great style - it's very specific, and it has been his style forever. Has it influenced mine? No, but I know people say it has.'Oh, look, you're dressing alike.' And I think, no I'm not. I've had this jacket for three years!"On the biggest mistake of her life: "I'm not sure. Just walking out of the house can be a risk!"
On how she'd be a director or a dermatologist if she wasn't a professional line memorizer. Basically, she loves facials: "Directing. I was very proud of producing and directing for the beautiful project 'Five.' Or I'd love to be a dermatologist. I'd be so obsessive about it. I'm fascinated by skin, products, and lasers. I go on the Internet and read all about it. I call it 'laser porn.'"
On how she hates that fake Brangelina feud talk, but can't stop talking about it!: "Which one? There are so many. I would say the triangle with my ex-husband - and that there's a feud there. It's constant. It's a story headline that won't go away, but it's a money thing - [people make money off] a story that has nothing to do with reality."
Oh ho, please. It's so annoying that this bitch threw it up again. Aniston knows very well that quote just earned her the cover of every tabloid for the next few weeks. Star Magazine needs to send her a bouquet of Maddox voodoo dolls, because she just gave their asses a perfect cover headline that will read: "Jennifer Aniston says: 'The triangle with my ex-husband....there's a feud there!"
Why didn't Aniston leave that Brangelina shit on the ground next to the dead horse and instead bring up the misconception that when she fights with Justin, she locks herself in her bedroom. Then she makes her Justin Theroux Cabbage Patch doll apologize to her before handing her a bowl of happy soup (aka melted ice cream with uncooked room-temp cookie dough balls in it). That's because it's not a misconception! It's a truth straight from my Maddox's Burn Book Tumblr.
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I love Jen Aniston...what I like more is that when people talk about her talking about this crap, it makes her more famous, so, in turn, aren't you just fueling the fire for her? Congratulations, smarty pants.
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No. One. Likes. You.
GOD, she is so fucking boringggggggggggggg! The best thing she ever did was Friends (loved her as Rachel). Both her & Brangelina bore me to tears. And I HATE how precious she is with her hair.
I love the fact that even though she's been in a relationship for some time now, people say she's desperately lonely.
Funny how some people just gravitate to the dark side , which would be defending Jolie.
When a celebrity marriage (as famous as Jen & Pitt's was) comes to an end and it's obvious there was infidelity.. WHY wouldnt she do an interview to put things into perspective? She was taking plenty of heat for the marriage coming to an end , while her ex was adopting kids and knocking up his g/f in less than a second after they announced a separation. FUCK THAT. I'd be setting the record straight too!
Her life would be the same way now whether or not she gave the initial " JOLIE STOLE MY HUSBAND" interview. The tabs would still be hounding her and still making up stories. Not ok for her to tell her side of the story?
Granted the interviewer should've asked more questions re: her upcoming movie Wanderlust - but that's not Aniston's fault. People still ask about the ex and the marriage BECAUSE she never really went into detail about what happened. The media is constantly trying to pry it out of her.
Funny how these anti Jen trolls seem to read every one of her interviews but fail to remember how many times Jolie & Pitt discuss their sex life, falling in love while he was married and mentioning the ex wife on more than one occasion(recently Pitt had to do damage control for opening his stoner mouth about his marriage)... and no one finds it ironic that on any given interview , Jolie & Pitt have nothing more to discuss than their "growing family" and the "family bed". SPARE US ALL.
Submitted by boston61 on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 2:51am
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Not if they looked anything like Jen.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Maybe she's born with it... No, it's Photoshop!
If Brad had kids with Jenn they would be a lot cuter and less messed up than his kids with nepotistic Angie.
Submitted by Allessandra on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 1:17am.
its true, this bitch is only famous because she married brad pitt.
and i used to think she was "okay" pre-brad pitt days.
Dear Lord, why can't this attention-starved, untalented, publicity-seeking, lumberjack-jawed, man-chinned, desperately lonely, profoundly uninteresting, skanky little middle-aged nobody just GO AWAY?!?
Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 02/08/2012 - 12:37am.
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That was funny!!!!
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
its not the tabloids that bring it up, ITS JEN who brings it up ALL THE FUCKING TIME.... in case you forgot.... ANGELINA STOLE MY HUSBAND!!!
This is JenAn: Hay how are you? Did you hear me? ANGELINA STOLE MY HUSBAND...but stop talking about it okay, i dont wanna talk about it..."
"OMG hay girl im promoting a new movie about a unlucky inlove girl who falls for a big beer can thick cock guy... hahaha just like my life story right? Yeah remember cuz ANGELINA STOLE MY HUSBAND!!"
"Hay my fans, love you all, drink my new smart water because it empowers today's women to be independent and shows you don't need a man in your life, like me... cuz yeah remember ANGELINA STOLE MY HUSBAND!!!"
"Hay Vanity Fair editor, do you want me to be on your cover for February? NOOO? Why not?? Im not interesting... EXCUSE ME!! WHAT THE!! what will it take for me to be on the cover of your magazine? Oh ohohh.. did i tell you about the time ANGELINA STOLE MY HUSBAND?!!!"
FUCK OFF JEN.
Why did Brad have to marry this ho?? and people here are right, why the fuck other then *ineedtobeinthelimelight* did she bring it up again and then making it up like she hates that its still going on. She is so manipulative, god I hate this bitch. I red on a another site that her agent had sleeplss nights and overworked himself to make the world believe that Jen is pretty.
Brad I hate you for marrying this ugly,manly ho with that chiseled face and no talent that will milk the shit out of this till she will get alzheimer.
Thank god Im young enough and hopefully I will live long enough to see an end to this shit.
Fuck Jen and her hipster charity toyboy, if your a sugarmama get yourself someone really hot.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Really! You guys dont think thumb5 is photoshopped to hell and back?
All the money , air brushing and plastic surgery in the world will never make this woman beautiful and besides getting Brad back that us all she cares about ( and shopping)
Like she has coat for 3 yrs
In all fairness, Jennifer was ASKED what fake story about herself in the tabloids was the most annoying. She answered the question...not like she just offered it up out of the blue.
Why does she give interviews? She never has anything to say, besides complaining about the Brad/Angie stories (notice how that's the only part of the interview that gets attention), because everything else she talks about is boring. I honestly don't understand the point of her interviews.
Same look, same worthless movies, same lame interview responses....the ONLY thing interesting about Jen is the fact that Brad left 90 seconds after meeting Angelina. JEN is the only one of the 3 who constantly discusses the non-scandal because it's her only way of staying sort of half-way relevant and kind of interesting. The victim card can work wonders for a cute, boring, talentless "professional ine memorizer."
I just want to say that I got my issue in the mail today of InStyle and its as thick as the Bible! Wtf Instyle? I like toting the mag back and forth to the gym, but not so with this issue! Its more like a coffee table book.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 4:15pm.
this girl needs to actually DO something, re-invent herself so to speak so that when she sits down for interviews she can have her people say " we will discuss nothing but her new exercise videos" or "her curing cancer" like they do for the famous movee stah interviews
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I agree. But if you notice, even when Brangelina are being interviewed, they CONSTANTLY bring up the children. Interviewers want to know if they are adopting again, is she pregnant again, and how do they make it work with 6 kids. It's seldom regarding the project they are working on. I'm sure they wish they were asked MORE questions concerning their career - but this is what the public wants to know about ... so they ask about the kids and their love life.
Jen, you better be glad that they keep bringing up Brangelina cause it's the only interesting thing about you, to them anyway. I, on the other hand, find you absolutely boring!
You know what? Maybe I have "apps" burned permanently into my brain, because every time I see her mouth move anymore, I hear nothing but fart noises.
I'm glad these pictures aren't embarassingly photoshopped - she looks great. I found her and Justin to be a weird couple at first, but they've grown on me and I hope they make it work.
And even though she's not saying anything ground-breaking in this interview, she always sounds so classy.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
She's not such a great actor to begin with, but she is pretty.
Eh,so what on the pretty, though..... so are about 2 million other "actresses" out there (and yes, "actresses" is meant to be snide, because she acts every role the same way: as if the character that she is portraying acted exactly like Jennifer Aniston).
She's the female equivalent of Ashton Kutcher (who acts every role the same way: as if the character that he is portraying acted exactly like Ashton Kutcher).
Hey! There's an idea!!!!!
We need a romantic comedy (or really sad, grisly movie where both leads perish in painful and horrific ways) that stars Ashton Kutcher and Jennifer Aniston!
*Let's see her brilliance shine in a film that requires her to emote something other than icy bitchery, which is her natural state and God-given personality to begin with.
*Let's see her take a role that requires an accent (other than a terrible, hokey, over-drawln southern accent).
*Let's see her take a roll that requires her to learn another language (and said accent inflections).
My favorite performance of all, though, is the time she stated "This audience just isn't very smart. A smart person would get that joke." during a special features "Behind the Scenes" segment on one of these "Friends" "Favorite Episode" DVD compilations. She must have been bitchy to the wrong person, because, yes, that made the DVD. And, delivered in her trademark "Bitchtone".
You know what isn't smart in my book? Telling the people who spend the money that fills multi-millions-of-dollars paychecks that you hardly earn that you think that they're stupid.
Do you know why?
Because they'll look at all of the Jennifer Aniston shit that they may have bought over the years (and I defer to the word "shit" because I'm hard-pressed to truly name a quality piece of work that she'd done), and say: "Do you know what, Jennifer? You're right. Look how much money I've thrown away on your shit (again, "shit" the appropriate term)."
And yes, I typed this on a keyboard that looks just like Jennifer Aniston's face (and her teeth are the keys!).
It's time we sweep her off of the big screen, and to where she actually belongs in the first place: portraying some victim of some rotten son-of-a- bitch in some terrible movie on Lifetime Movie Network. Not the one that gets even with said son-of-a-bitch in the end, either. The other one. The "example".
I'd watch her in those all day. She'd still be a little out of her league, and in over her head talent wise, but still, I'd watch those.
Hell, I'd buy those on DVD! This dummy would buy every one!!!!!!
To be honest her connection to Brad and Angie is about the only thing that keeps her tits in the mags.
this girl needs to actually DO something, re-invent herself so to speak so that when she sits down for interviews she can have her people say " we will discuss nothing but her new exercise videos" or "her curing cancer" like they do for the famous movee stah interviews.
The reason they keep bringing brad/angie up is 'cause she hasn't DONE anything else of interest.
girl needs a new daytime job.
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And little one, hold out for a c-section. You don't want to slide down that. ~ Sweetas
Oh please ... these interviewers are so transparent . If it were me, I would've started with : "So when did you start dating Justin and was he still with his girlfriend at the time?" "Was there instant chemistry on the set of Wanderlust (while he was still in a relationship)?"Did you really have a meeting with Heidi"? Loaded questions. Get off this past bullshit.
But no, instead it probably started with this:
" SO what do you say to the people that think you and Justin are dressing alike"?
" Out of all the false stories in the taboids about you , which one annoys you the most" ..segue into Brangelina triangle. Although she could've easily dismissed the rumors of her cheating with Justin behind Heidi's back. hmmm.
" What's your biggest mistake in life" (hoping she brings up marrying Pitt and they sell a million magazines)
She must really shake her head when she leaves these interviews ...wondering why she ever agreed to it in the first place.
Actually, I wish they'd all disappear in the Bermuda Triangle. That would be sweet.
Angie with her lame-ass, super unbelievable stunts in movies (Salt; Wanted) and Aniston with her boring rom coms. GAH.
I think were it not for Brangelina, we'd all be wondering whatever happened to Jennifer Aniston. I don't like Brangelina and I don't hate Aniston, she makes me feel meh.
Not on anyone's side. But Brad recently said that Anison was a "sweet person" and still a friend and that the triangle thing was "invented." Now Aniston just basically repeated what he said.
NOW. They need to STFU. No one really cares.
Errrrrr . . . No. He doesn't actually. He brought it up ONCE. This sactimonious, hypocritical fraud brings it up every. single. time. she is interviewed. Wait for the next one. She's do it again. And again. And again. Because it's ALL SHE'S GOT.
Some people can't seem to see beyond her Rachel Green character and actually think she'd hang with them. Sad. Unless you're worth more than a few million this twit doesn't have the time of day for you. Without Brangelina she is nothing and she knows it.
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Submitted by grommet on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 1:11pm.
BRAD brings it up just as much as she does.
Many years ago when I worked for the press syndicate publishers of "Cathy", Guisewite spent a couple of weeks at our office when she came to NYC for licensing business. I found her to be a C.O.W. (Crassly Overpaid Whatever) with about as much personality as her cartoon character. I never met JA but she strikes me that way - good call MK.
I wonder who brought up the whole ``style`` conversation. How embarrassing.
I think all of the shit about her and her ex is a load of bull too. Always have. Three of them profit from it, however.
The last movie I liked her in was Bruce Almighty. And her side piece was hot as fawk in Charlie's Angels ...now not so much.
But whatever, I would rather look at her and Sir Long Nose than Brad and The Claw
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
"no I'm not. I've had this jacket for three years!"
Are you in high school?
photoshop awards!
i still like her way more than the original skeletor -- angelina jolie.
Why does she have to say anything about that? I expect it from foot-in-mouth-jolie-puppet Brad, but I cant support this. I want to like her for taking the high road, but I agree with everyone who said "no comment" for a response.
The fucking MEDIA won't get over it..... sleezy news is so slow, let's make shit up! That's been their motto forever! FUCK that stupid magazine for bringing it up....
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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"
Bring in the flamers from Celebitchy but I happen to agree what she said was spot on.
Saying no comment gives the impression she is harboring resentment so that was not going to work. It would burn more fuel to the fire.
What she said is so true. These magazines make we want to vomit on their covers from the stupid Telenovela shit they print. It's about the MONEY..Who buys those crappy magazines baffle me frankly, but SOMEONE is buying them. I had thought the internet would have killed those magazines off.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
*sigh, rolls eyes and leaves thread*
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 12:45pm.
The human mutation of Cathy...
BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!
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I think I wet myself ROTFLMAO
I used to be on her side but I just can't with this twat anymore. Every fucking interview she brings up Brad, Angie, Brangelina, and/or their kids. STFU and do something interesting that you can talk about. And not for nothing, those pics are photoshopped to near non-recognition. Who do these twats think they are fooling?
dear diary,
today instyle interview hits stands. yay! that'll show brad. gotta go feed the kitties. will write more later.
xxoo,
Jenny-boo
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
----Sighs Heavily------
Why can't see simply say "no comment" or "I am done with this"?
If not that approach, I am sure she has handlers or PR people or whoever to give a heads up to potential interviewers not to broach the subject if that is what she REALLY wanted.
"I hate talking about Brad. You know, my ex-husband, Brad Pitt. Yeah, him. It's so annoying when the tabloids talk about Brad Pitt, my ex. And also Angelina Jolie. You know, the woman my ex-husband, Brad Pitt, left me for. Please don't talk about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie anymore. I don't want to talk about them. No, really."
Yup, another classic Jennifer Aniston interview.
All the money , air brushing and plastic surgery in the world will never make this woman beautiful and besides getting Brad back that us all she cares about ( and shopping)
Like she has coat for 3 yrs
.*yawns*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
1. Thank you for ruining my day by making me realize that this bitch will be waiting for me in my mailbox any day now. THE most OVERRATED actress out today. I dare anyone to name someone more overrated.
2. Brangelina and Jen need to get acquainted with the phrase "No Comment". Make the story die by not talking about it. But I get it; they gotta gas up the publicity machine.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Wow, the Photoshoppers were working overtime on this spread. It's the equivalent of the old days when Doris Day used to be shot through a lens smeared with Vaseline.
Aniston is beyond boring. The "triangle/feud" was the only thing even remotely interesting about her, so that's why everyone constantly brings it up. Otherwise they'd have to hear her drone on about her hair, her bitchin' bod, the nineteenth renovation on her home, how she helps Justin to apply the black Elvis dye to his hair, etc. Blecch.
BRAD brings it up just as much as she does.
I find her to be....pretty boring. Never got her OR Angie's appeal.
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"The older you get, the wiser you get...unless you're a banana!" - Rose Nylund