Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 7, 2012 / Posted by:

Jayne Meadows was born to Episcopal missionary parents in China (+2 Hot Slut points), is the sister of the late Audrey Meadows (+4 Hot Slut points), played herself in Casino (+1 Hot Slut point), was Billy Crystal’s mama je’e in City Slickers (+0 Hot Slut points) and was the Queen of Hearts in a slightly fucked up 1980s remake of Alice in Wonderland (+infinity Hot Slut points) that starred Scott Baio as a pig (perfect casting is perfect), Ann Jillian, Sherman Helmsley, Carl Channing, Red Buttons, Donna Mills and literally every bright shining star in the 1980s universe.

But more importantly, Jayne Meadows should be recognized for her dedication to providing decadence to the public in the form of frosted pink lipstick, lip liner that was applied in the driver seat of her burgundy Cadillac during stop & go traffic, and her signature eyeglasses. The lenses on Jayne’s glasses started out as clear, but as soon her gaze hits them they blush the same way you do when you come across breathtaking beauty. I swear, Jayne Meadows is what all Mary Kary sales associates look like in heaven.

And if you have something to say about Jayne that doesn’t end with “and I worship the ground her gold lamay (Note: It’s morning times and I’m too lazy to pull out the accent mark to spell lamay correctly) pumps walk on”, then please direct yourself to this side-eye for my official response to your comment.

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