Wednesday, February 8th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 7th!

"Hey, churros! Who else is into water sports???!" #JulioCCLopez - MATTDingo

Runners-up:

After Seal Team 6 took out Bin Ladin, Seal Pup Team 6 went in after his mangy cats. - OurMissC

After adopting all of them, Paris was extremely disappointed that she misunderstood the description of their favorite hobby - Jintess

This was not what Mark Sanchez had in mind when Kim convinced him to "bail on the Super Bowl" with promises of "water sports with my sister bitches" - phungi

(Thanks Ben)

Posted by: Michael K


Haribo's picture

all these dogs are freaking beautiful!!!!!! <3 this pic makes me LOL each time i look at it. too cute!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

becky n sydney's picture

Congrats to all! LOL @ the fabulous OurMissC!!

jelliebean's picture

Congratulations winners! so cute pooches

babybunny's picture

puppeh no. 2 looks skerred...but damn dems are cute mutts.

Echo27's picture

Very funny, winners! Congrats!

Sweetas's picture

Congrats winners!!! OurMissC & Jintess ♥ lmao and great to see you up there!

The second dog with the googly eyes is BUGGIN lol

Vern's picture

Doggone these captions were furry!

Woof Fab miss C!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Those dogs look fucking horrified smh

Rocket's picture

Dang I missed this one! Congrats to all the great winners! Seal Pup Team 6 - lol.

Strepsi's picture

When Newt Gingrich told Florida he was already performing splashdown training for his new moon colony, he did not mention he was training with his own clones!

OurMissC's picture

Congrats to MATTdingo and the other RU's! Thanks MK!

OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.

christine the hoff's picture

congrats to you funny hores!

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I have never loved life so much.

LOL @ MATTDingo.

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Please: It's "rahnday."

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Finally ... the secret behind how STAINS obtained his nickname, is revealed.

Chris Knight's picture

Octomom is making her best to get rid of her brats. At least of some of them.

Awwww! Look how much they HATE this!

Spaz de la Whoreta's picture

"I see the Hollywood sign, bitches! Blake, Paz, get ready to get humped and get FAMOUS!"

RandomNYGirl's picture

Parasite Hiltons animals find an escape

PAWS

Ate my food, dingled around the yard, sniffed that spot on the fence that smelled AWESOME, pissed on that spot and then got called to the car . . . but did I shut the dog door before I left? I mean, I remember looking at it but did I actually go over there and close it . . . shit, this is going to bug me all day.

GingeMinge's picture

The Kardashians needn't look so worried, they jumped the shark ages ago.

dfanintheD's picture

Julio CC Lopez's recent Malibu surf outing with Justin Diamond and Elizabeth Barkley has fueled rumors of a Saved by the Whistle reunion special.

First we'll catch a few waves, then we'll chase a little tail.

parissucksliterally's picture

not a caption, but I want that Frenchie!!!

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those poor dogs look terrified.

chicasuperpoderosa's picture

Looking for''clean'' bitches has gone to a whole new level at the Jersey Shore.

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''Don’t you come after me, you whore!'' Joan Rivers.

Brutus plans his assassination of Cesar for forcing him to do this water therapy shit with a bunch of assholes.

turnelbup's picture

If you're not the lead dog, the view is pretty much the same...a winking sphincter.

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Hurry up! Last one there has to lick Gary Busey's bunyions

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Sorry, guys, Sara is still not making it into the race this time.

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

jalynne's picture

The Frenchie Invasion of Honolulu.

mahaatma's picture

How Todd Palin "goes rouge" on summer vacation.

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I'm like herpes... I may disappear for awhile but you can NEVER get rid of me!

humans_off_earth_now's picture

btw, fantastically great hi-speed water capture in this shot - love it

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humans_off_earth_now's picture

Dogs, left to right: 1) Meh, I'm not sure about these TSA colon security cleanses, but I suppose it IS to keep us safe. 2) Good lord, is IS kinda stimulating. 3) Please let me die. 4) Hey you in the back, what'd you say? Step out of line please.

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mahaatma's picture

Cesar Milan and his gnarly posse of bitches hanging' 80 in Malibu.

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I'm like herpes... I may disappear for awhile but you can NEVER get rid of me!

I told ya bitches not to bet on Giselle's boo! Now those pussy cats got our umbrella drinks...

MicahSkin's picture

The folks behind that "They See Me Rollin, They Be hatin'" internet memes tried to stage a photo for another one using these dogs on a surf board. There were no survivors.

smoody's picture

Mitt's dogs safely attached behind his yacht.

BelleBelle's picture

I don't have a caption, I am just sad that those dogs all look so scared. :-(

fleawatch's picture

Ruff surf.......

Skinnymalinky's picture

I think this is actually a still from the "facts of life" film strip they showed us in my catholic school circa 1979!

Gigaboob's picture

"FML. I ain't doing this again for no Milkbone"

perky's picture

Gnarley & Me

skabazzle's picture

Dog boarding on the beach sounded like fun at first....

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

Ugh. I am so over the Lohan and Rimes bikini in Hawaii photos.

Aphid's picture

Typical board meeting in California: a bunch of wet, stinky bitches who all have their noses up each other's asses.

Danasaurus Sex's picture

Nipping at the heels of the Puppy Bowl comes Animal Planet's new extreme sports line up.

citizenstrange's picture

"Spay Watch" ..... Hasselhoff you've done it again!

The 2012 Republican nominees take to the waves (you know that poor wide-eyed puppy looks like Michelle Bachman!)

Cuba Gooding Jr returns for another Snow Dogs sequel...Surf Dogs: Ruff Waves!