And Here's A Model With A 20-Inch Waist
I meant to cover this mess yesterday, but blacked it out (for obvious reasons) and remembered it again as I knocked the nightmare smegma balls from my eyes this morning. Sometime this morning, I had a life-ruining night terror where I was trapped in the body of Melania Trump and was on my way to dinner with Donald Trump and my Tia Lupita. My Tia Lupita never slapped me in the mouth for dragging her to dinner with Donald Trump and I didn't even seem to mind that I was about to swallow food next to a talking hairy ass boil. It was just a terrifying sleeping experience and it was so horrific that my brain tried to cleanse itself of it by secreting sticky pus balls (Not Jizz. I wish). As I knocked them out with a Q-Tip this morning, I looked at that Q-Tip and it sort of reminded me of something. It reminded me of this Romanian model with a 20-inch waist!
The Sun (read: so it's probably fake) talked to 30-year-old "model" Ioana Spangenberg who can wear a cock ring as a belt and who can keep a hula hoop up without moving her body. "The Human Hourglass" claims that her 20-inch waist came to her naturally after puberty. Ioana eats chocolate, chips and huge meals all day and her waist still stays pinched like that. It's Iona's metabolism, obviously. Bitch's metabolism is so crazy that it even ate her stomach. Ioana tells The Sun that she always self-conscious about her body, but she began to embrace the skinny after she met her husband:
"When I was 13 my waist was around 15 inches. Someone could put their hands around it, their fingers would touch and they would still have extra room. In Romania it is better to be overweight, because that means you are from a wealthy family. So while my friends were going out and dating, I was sitting at home with Mars bars wishing I could fatten up.Jan [her husband] was the first person who saw me as beautiful and encouraged me to celebrate my body. He asked me to pose in some photos for him. He was so impressed he put them online and the response was amazing. I would still like to gain weight so I don't look so shocking — and now that I live in Germany I can't get enough pizza or kebabs. But I'm finally comfortable in my own skin."
Ioana doesn't mention any kind of corset training and I just can't believe that her internal organs naturally migrated into her ass. I bet if Ioana swallows a pea, you'd hear it free fall down her body before popping out of her crotch since there's no organs in the way waiting to digest it. I just want to wear her as a bow tie.
And if you're still squinting at that picture while thinking to yourself that it should get a Photoshop and a Fun House Mirror Award, here's Ioana's hourglass body in action:
Protip: Do not go to skinnyfans.com unless you want to be knocking slimy nightmare balls out of your eyes next to me in the bathroom.
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Yeah, my ass she's "naturally thin". I'm sure all the ladies on skinnyfans.com just have fast metabolisms too. Her limbs look like breadsticks and she's borderline emaciated... she's fucking anorexic. Unless you have cancer, AIDS, or some other wasting disease, you're not just gonna look like this unless you're starving yourself. As a Romanian & an former anorexic, people like her really piss me off. She's all over the pro-ana sites, all the other aspiring skeletons are looking at her as "thinspiration". Sick.
Anorexia indeed. She won't live long. I should find this sad but I'm sorry, I just find it irritating.
I don't care what she says about being this shape all her life...she is lying. There is no way she is this shape naturally and only very gullible would believe it.
She has obviously been corsetting for years.
She is anorexic and a walking skeleton. Who knew that the walking dead were on runways? She is disgusting!!
anorexia...
Unfortunately, my curiosity caused me to go to the linked website.
Who in hell gets attracted or a hard-on by back bones sticking out of an almost dead body????
i'm eating "munchies" and feeling guilty. wtf 20" bitch.
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She looka like a greyhound.
When I graduated high school I was 5'5" and only 98 pounds. Just like this woman, I ate a LOT and I could not gain weight. I had a 19" waist (I remember because people were always commenting on it when I got measurements taken). I didn't look so extreme though because my hips were only 24 inches. I was just very very thin. Someone asked if she could get pregnant. Well, as thin as I was, with hardly any body fat, I got pregnant - 3 times. I am now finally at a decent weight with some nice curves.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
This is seriously disturbing.
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
That is a just a freak of nature - seriously...
OMG! I thought this was Angelina, lol!
She's like some bizarro world Julia Roberts in that Pretty Woman red dress. I am scared and need a hug.
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What happens if she gets pregnant? I doubt that she could get pregnant though, a womans body needs a certain amount of fat to work correctly... This boggles my mind. She must have done this to herself.
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I don't understand where her organs are. Where is her stomach, her intestines, her kidneys? I agree that is the result of corset work, but this is going to be deadly.
I feel sorry for her......she must have something medically wrong with her.......
I feel sorry for her......she must have something medically wrong with her.......
It's gotta be from tightlacing, I'm sure the those who practice it would laugh at this. One thing I found out recently was how tiny Bridget Bardot's waist was. Back then she practically could have been able to wear Kim Kardashian's Haiti necklace around her waist if she wanted to, she may have worn corsets too for all I know.
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"But I'm finally comfortable in my own skin." I think you mean in your own bones, lady.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
That's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Where are her organs? I just don't understand....how can a body have that shape without corsets or something? Even with corsets...wtf?! I can't process this.
Ugh God, she looks like a holocaust survivor with a dress on. That ain't cool at all!
Resembling an ant is not a good look.
I'm Romanian and I would be a queen in my motherland due to my paunchiness.
This is just dangerous. I agree with the other post-- this is a "model" for death.
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"If you guessed Junie Hoang, then give yourself a slap in the face and follow it up with a punch to the eye, because that's what you get for lying." -MK
she looks like she has a connective tissue disorder.
this is fucking disgusting...
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You notice they don't show her ass. it's huge.
This reminds me of that creepy episode of "Taboo" (National Geographic show detailing "taboo" behavior) about this lady obsessed with corseting. She would corset herself every day, all day. Her doctor warned her not to do it, but she still did. Odd...her waist looked a lot like this.
I think that this is the first time that I have been repulsed by something that MK has linked/ pointed out to. I shall now go and and bleach my memory in hopes that I never have to see that stuff again.
If she was normal weight her hips/ thighs would be huge.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
First this looks like she corset trained her waist. Second she's starving to death. That is anorexia. There is a nude photo of her out there and she has no tits at all, not odd considering they are fatty tissue, so she also wears a padded bra.
And to think there's people involuntarily starving around the world.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
She reminds me of the bicycle zombie from Walking Dead.
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon
Let's get to the real issue her, 30 is way too old to try and get a modeling career.
NAST. That is all.
Pip(and eat a)cheerio!
Love,
Mabel
Ew, don't worry if you can't access that link. It basically a pornographic holocaust. Nothing there to see, literally.
Submitted by Laura1985 on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 2:25pm.
Submitted by Chris Knight on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 1:05pm.
I am Romanian, born and raised here, being overweight or underweight is not a big issue here. She's a retard and attention whore. I dont believe for a second Mother Nature made her like that.
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This! I wonder what part of Romania she's from because I don't know a single place where "poofy", or fat is considered a social status indicator.
As for it being real, I'm sure her internal organs just decided to regroup above and below the waist one day...
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Parts of Africa, the Middle East, and some Pacific islands see overweight+ as an ideal look, no mention of Romania. http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-countries-celebrating-female-obesity.php
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
http://chakrakahn.tumblr.com/
That link came up as "forbidden" for me too and then I just typed in the site on google and it came up and now I need to vom.
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Submitted by Chris Knight on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 1:05pm.
I am Romanian, born and raised here, being overweight or underweight is not a big issue here. She's a retard and attention whore. I dont believe for a second Mother Nature made her like that.
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This! I wonder what part of Romania she's from because I don't know a single place where "poofy", or fat is considered a social status indicator.
As for it being real, I'm sure her internal organs just decided to regroup above and below the waist one day...
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 1:24pm.
She is the "Other Mother" (Beldam) from "Coraline" - YUCK:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdllo/ScmgCWh67uI/AAAAAAAASn8/C3qYaOIsfG...
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Thank you, I KNEW she looked familiar to me...
Sad. Just plain sad.
AH, my EYES! Why, skinnyfans.com, why?????
WHO IN THE HELL gets off on those images??? SERIOUSLY. I have an impossibly hard time believing that anyone but fellow anos look at those pictures with anything but disgust and pity. Why would any human being do that to themselves and how do they think it is sexy????
*shudders*
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Gross.
How is she a model? She's hideous? I'd run away if I saw her on the street.
She is the "Other Mother" (Beldam) from "Coraline" - YUCK:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdllo/ScmgCWh67uI/AAAAAAAASn8/C3qYaOIsfG...
Women with eating disorders lie. Lie about what they eat, about having a disorder, claim to want to gain weight, etc. And they complain about something they really want to be admired for. It is part of their shtick and it gets them attention as an added benefit.
Tiresome.
That's ghastly!*goes out for pan dulce*
This freak is a liar too.
"In Romania it is better to be overweight, because that means you are from a wealthy family."
I am Romanian, born and raised here, being overweight or underweight is not a big issue here. She's a retard and attention whore. I dont believe for a second Mother Nature made her like that. Imagine this Auschwitz survivor having sex. Nitemare is here!
Liked reading more about your nightmare dinner with Trump (and that's saying A LOT - cause I can't stand that fucker or his hair!) rather than this model's 20-inch waist! Even with hairy ass boil and pus secretions MK! hahahah!
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
I found some photos of her in a two-piece lingerie, a rubber suit, and a normal pants suit. Here is the link and my "Web of Trust" says its a safe site:
http://www.cancan.ro/actualitate/international/ioana-femeia-cu-cea-mai-m...
She's still too skinny; but in all the photos there is no corset and her waist is much more in proportion to the rest of her body.
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Sorry for the double post. My connection reset. Yay.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 11:53am.
k2, are you for real?
you ask who loses enough weight 4 weeks after a pregnancy to feel comfortable in tight clothes then immediately go on to state how you were smaller than your pre pregnancy weight 6 weeks after giving birth. but its cool cuz you wore baggy clothes so you kept it real!
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I didnt say it was impossible to lose weight(so dont be jealous)!!!! I said that NORMAL FUCKIN' WOMEN dont prance around 4 weeks after pushing a kid out, with a skin tight dress on (regardless of spanx).
AND who gives a rats ass that she's a celebrity - she's a woman - and even celebrity women know how to look "comfortable" after giving birth. It's rare that someone would not feel self conscious about belly weight and not being firm, 4 weeks postpartum. And that was the point I was making about myself !! SO now you can go and STFU.