Afternoon Crumbs

February 7, 2012 / Posted by:

Eva Mendes calls Ryan Gosling a dream and I call her face on the cover of Marie Claire a Photoshop nightmare – ICYDK

JLo, please put a onesie on your child, because nobody wants to see his nipples in public – Lainey Gossip

In a shocking turn events, Mario Lopez is not the one in the frame who is half-nekkid – Hollywood Tuna

The Church of Latter Day Fame Whores just got two new members in Kim Kuntrashian and Falcor Rimes The Superficial

The Carter family is still as dysfunctionally fucked up as ever – Celebitchy

It must take some serious movie magic (and a gallon of kitchen grease) to get the overgrown shrub on Andrew Garfield’s head into that Spider-Man head mask – Towleroad

The headline tells me this is Kelly Brook, but my eyes tell me this is a blonde Eva Mendes – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

You see, Mason, there’s a little baby in there who we will whore out for millions of dollars just like we’re doing to you!” – Popsugar

I hope those are clip-on bangs – Popoholic

I’m happy for Zachary Quinto and Jonathan Groff that they have found love in blue shirts with no sleeves, but those jeans hurt my soul – Just Jared

The James Franco of Germany has nalgas and here they are – OMG Blog

If you scroll down to #13, you’ll see that once again Michelle Williams is giving us 1960s kindergarten teacher – The Berry

I see Jessica Simpson’s unborn baby has migrated up to her tits now – Celebslam

This must be an old home movie of Trace Cyrus as a boy – The Daily What

Kiki in Wonderland – Hollywood Rag

30 reasons why hamsters should be in fashion campaigns and celebrities shouldn’t – Cityrag

Brad Pitt wants us to know that he and St. Angie still have gut-busting, bloodletting fuck times with each other. Blah. – Videogum

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