Afternoon Crumbs

February 7, 2012 / Posted by:

Eva Mendes calls Ryan Gosling a dream and I call her face on the cover of Marie Claire a Photoshop nightmare – ICYDK

JLo, please put a onesie on your child, because nobody wants to see his nipples in public – Lainey Gossip

In a shocking turn events, Mario Lopez is not the one in the frame who is half-nekkid – Hollywood Tuna

The Church of Latter Day Fame Whores just got two new members in Kim Kuntrashian and Falcor Rimes - The Superficial

The Carter family is still as dysfunctionally fucked up as ever – Celebitchy

It must take some serious movie magic (and a gallon of kitchen grease) to get the overgrown shrub on Andrew Garfield’s head into that Spider-Man head mask – Towleroad

The headline tells me this is Kelly Brook, but my eyes tell me this is a blonde Eva Mendes – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

You see, Mason, there’s a little baby in there who we will whore out for millions of dollars just like we’re doing to you!” – Popsugar

I hope those are clip-on bangs – Popoholic

I’m happy for Zachary Quinto and Jonathan Groff that they have found love in blue shirts with no sleeves, but those jeans hurt my soul – Just Jared

The James Franco of Germany has nalgas and here they are – OMG Blog

If you scroll down to #13, you’ll see that once again Michelle Williams is giving us 1960s kindergarten teacher – The Berry

I see Jessica Simpson’s unborn baby has migrated up to her tits now – Celebslam

This must be an old home movie of Trace Cyrus as a boy - The Daily What

Kiki in Wonderland - Hollywood Rag

30 reasons why hamsters should be in fashion campaigns and celebrities shouldn’t – Cityrag

Brad Pitt wants us to know that he and St. Angie still have gut-busting, bloodletting fuck times with each other. Blah. – Videogum



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