PETA is holding a bucket of red paint with Liam Neeson’s name on it, because he admitted that while shooting The Grey, he really got method by slurping on some wolf meat stew. The movie’s director Joe Carnahan thought that the cast would really get into their roles as planewrecked oil workers battling against a wolf pack if they digested some wolf meat. Liam went with it and at a press conference for the movie he told us what White Fang tastes like:
“It was very gamey. But I’m Irish, so I’m used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I’ll call it dinner.”
Note to you hos out there who can’t fap unless there’s a picture of Liam Neeson in front of you: Just throw a lot of carrots and onions on your genitals, and your fap dreams can come true!
Liam talking about eating wolf meat made its way into the ears of the full-time statement makers at PETA and so they obviously had something to say about it to The Guardian:
“Neeson’s stance on kindness to animals is sorely out of step with the rest of the world,” said Peta in a statement, insisting that wolves were in fact shy beasts unlikely to target humans rather than the predatory creatures seen in The Grey. The statement added: “Don’t just shy away. Run away from The Grey.”
Peta also criticised Carnahan for allegedly ordering wolf carcasses from a trapper for use in the film. “Many animals caught in traps chew off their own limbs in order to escape,” said spokeswoman Jane Dollinger. “These animals go on to die of gangrene or other secondary infections, sometimes leaving nursing puppies abandoned to fend for themselves.”
Wolf carcasses aside, PETA is just being PETA yet again. They’ve earned so many STUNT QUEEN crowns that they’re going to need a wider head to fit them all. Swallowing a glob of wolf meat is wrong, but swallowing a glob of chicken, cow, pig or turkey meat isn’t? Besides, how does PETA know that Liam didn’t go full method by surviving by himself in the snowy wilderness for weeks and catching wolves to eat with his bare hands, because that’s possible. But Liam and Joe should still try to get back in PETA’s good graces by pulling the movie from theaters and reshooting it entirely with Shaun Ellis playing every wolf.
And of course, to get into character, Liam’s gonna need to eat some Shaun Ellis and I don’t mean that in a cannibal kind of way (wink wink). Do they make carrot-flavored lube?