Hot Slut Of The Day!

Aberdeen, the Australian Shepard Mix who was the breakout star of Puppy Bowl VIII and was robbed of Most Valuable Puppy! If you watched hours of the Puppy Bowl with your head hanging upside down over the sofa with a Tostito in your mouth, like I did, then you know that Aberdeen was the bright shining star of the Puppy Bowl and deserves the MVP trophy chew toy. Aberdeen scored at least four touchdowns and made the play of the game (see below) by running down the entire field without stopping to hump the defense, piss on the wall or lick his own ass. My dog would’ve been impressed but he was too busy falling into his 67th nap of the hour while licking his own ass.

But a serious crime against PUPMANITY!!! was committed when MVP went to 9-week-old Fumble, a chihuahua mix who probably scored only two points and spent most of the game taking a nap. There’s no napping in pupball. Aberdeen knows what I’m talking about.

You know, the ref (I don’t trust that bitch) and Fumble were likethis during the whole game, so something in the milk was RIGGED. Somebody needs to open up an investigation into this.