Gis Stands By Her Man, Throws Shade At His Teammates While Doing So
As Gisele Bundchen did the walk of sadness through the stadium after her husband Tom Brady lost out on his tenth million Super Bowl ring and a bonus that was going to pay for a water slide in his $20 million mansion (Tom Brady is not weeee-ing today. Sadface.gif.), some Giants fans heckled her ass by saying that Eli Manning owned her husband. Instead of telling her haters that Tom gets to go home and dry his losing tears on the chichis of a Brazilian supermodel, she complained to her friends that the blame goes to her husband's teammates. The Insider (via Hollywood Life) posted the video that I'm sure is going to convince the owners of the Patriots to fire all the coaches and hire Gis instead! This is the subtle stream of bitchery that slipped out of Gis' mouth:
"My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."
Somebody told me that since Tom has been with Gis, he's been 0-2 and he was on some kind of winning streak before that. So GINXELLE needs to blame herself. No, no, Gis really needs to blame God for this. Gis used the Catholic prayer tool known as the chain mail to get God on Team Pats and she was shut down. So Eli Manning didn't own Tom Brady, God did when he hit the "return to sender" button on all those prayers.
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Oh, and for a "super model, gazillionaire, entrepreneur, super mom and football expert" would it have hurt the bitch to wash and comb her hair for the occasion?
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 10:37am.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 10:30am.
<"I have no idea what his contract terms are but I read she makes $35M per year.">
35 M? Try earnings of 250 million per year for the past three and exclusive contracts with Versace, Dior, and Victoria's Secret that are going to put her earnings into the billion dollar range according to news reports last month. 35M. You must be talking about Tom.
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the article says she's made around $250 million in her CAREER, not per year. I've read reports that her networth is $150 million, and I also have read that she makes average $35M per year....the new contracts can certainly add a few hundred million to her networth, but it's a stretch to say she'll be a billionaire...She is already "old" for a model (31) so she only really had maybe a decade at the most left to do this. Perhaps together they could be worth a billion by the end of it....who knows.
That video is blocked :(
Anyone has a link?
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Submitted by Honeybadger on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 11:53am.
Dog, is he a pretentious nutsack, or just a flaming ghey? (*reports self*) Did his wife/life partner select the menu? What is wrong with some wings and nachos? Was it a sit down dinner?
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Neither one - he's actually really cool and married with four kidlets.
I don't know.
Nothing, if you like grease.
I don't know.
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Dog, is he a pretentious nutsack, or just a flaming ghey? (*reports self*) Did his wife/life partner select the menu? What is wrong with some wings and nachos? Was it a sit down dinner?
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
HAHAHAHAHA...I watched the AbFab marathon.
HAHAHAHAHA. Sore loser. Tom Brady is Eli Manning's bitch now. It was awesome.
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Submitted by Honeybadger on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 11:46am.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 10:53am.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I just overheard my boss on the phone complaining that the Beef Wellington they had at their Super Bowl party last night was undercooked. AHAHAHH! I can't stop giggling.
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What kind of ASSHAT serves fucking beef wellington at a SUPERBOWL party? For Chrissakes.
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The one who signs mah paychecks, yo!
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It was a great game. The half time show was even pretty decent for once. Maybe mandatory ball holding on to should become "worldwide law."
Boo you whore.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 10:53am.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I just overheard my boss on the phone complaining that the Beef Wellington they had at their Super Bowl party last night was undercooked. AHAHAHH! I can't stop giggling.
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What kind of ASSHAT serves fucking beef wellington at a SUPERBOWL party? For Chrissakes.
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
Way to insult his teammates, Gisele. You may be just trying to support your hubby but that's a rude comment
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I do believe Gis really loves Tom - but JEEBUS - what the hell does he see in her? Excuse the snark, but I have (since day one) seen her as "Leo's Leftovers".
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Giz, stick to model work and businesses and please refrain from recruiting prayers for any games and we should be good again. Or not, as fun will be had regardless. Now pray for world problems and that would not at all get you in hot water. Hey, that's an idea!! hahaha :) Wink wink
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Good to see you gurl. Missed your snark!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 11:21am.
Well, well, well... Lu32cy... I'VE BEEN WORRIED ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! *honk, honk*
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Gis needs to get the fuck over it, be the bigger horse and take the high road and her Tommy back to that mansion and put on her bridle and saddle AND her fake, shiny hooves and gallop around entertaining the kids like the good mare she pretends to be.
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Grandma-in-law and I were the only ones at our family party that were rooting for the Giants. Our 2 reasons were, we just didn't get the adoration of Tom Brady, and that he and Giselle have "too much". Yep, we were being haters. Hi 5-ing haters! Booyaa!
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Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 11:17am.
That's pretty interesting and I want to thank you for that analysis, because I don't follow the pats and all I see is highlights, which tend to make them look pretty good all the time due to selective perception, I guess.
Could be that he's just on the decline and maybe Ginxelle even knows that, but has been internalizing this realization, then she lashed out like that, trying to protect her man :P
I don't know any of these people personally and of course, pictures are a superficial way to analyze things, but man, I get bad vibes from Tom and Bill Belichick, sorry.
Not even going to bring up any cheating allegations, as many would, because ref'ing is another rant too, but it's just that their eyes seem kinda dead, like a shark's.
Lucy!!!! *runs over & hugs you*
& omg y'all with that asshole who blew up his house & kidz. unfuckingnecessary you loon!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Gis was right, so what. Tom Brady is hot as fuck. I'm a Raiders fan anyway, so The Pats got what's coming to them.
We now have the YOKO ONO of the New England Patriots.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Perfection!
she spake DA TRUF!!!
U mad?
Giants rule and that's still all that matters!! They pissed on the Packers, pissed on the Patriots, and denied lame ass Ochocinco a ring.....supreme football goodness all around.
"My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time"
Good thing he's an intellectual, then.
ok - let me preface this by saying that I know ZIP about football, and though I live outside Boston, and am happy to have winning sports teams - I still don't really give a shit. However - if you cannot feel SOMETHING for Brady after seeing his face afetr the loss, then you must have a little Grinch in your soul. my personal feeling is that he has married the wrong woman - Giz is a supermodel - and has little connectivity with reality - she is trying to turn a cute, basically boring, decent GB into Beckham. Which is a big mistake. She is alienating his team-mates, and (I believe) making him miserable. I do not doubt for a moment that she actually loves him - but is STILL wrong for him. And she should definately keep her mouth shut....yes - she had a point, and gets props for defending hubby, but she should be media-savvy, and not have risen to the bait.
Sad all around. He had real appeal and a good shot a being at the top of his game.....boy is heading down the GQ track - and I don't think it's making him happy.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
This post needs a Trash tag on it.
Submitted by BostonMike on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 11:10am.
What's with all the Brady hate? The man can PLAY and he ALWAYS praises his team members and criticizes himself. He is a stand up guy and hasn't let fame go to his head. That's more than I can say for most professional sports players w ho coudn't even hold a candle to Brady. Even if he was arrogant, at least he would have a reason to be. It's not his fault his wife is an insecure twunt waffle.
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Brady WAS a great player, but he has really lost his mojo over the last couple of years. He looks very detached sometimes, like he can't remember why he's there.
When he's on point, he's on point, but last night there was so much disconnect, it was disturbing to watch. He just never shock off the first penalty calla against him.
In the last minute, he really needed to connect with his teammates which he didn't. The receivers were so stressed and nervous, they couldn't focus and Brady didn't bring any real leadership to the team.
Oh well, at least Brady and his token wife have their $20 million house to sad all day long.
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Have you ever seen Tom Brady? I would shank someone, murder, kill for Tom Brady.
SO what's the consensus here, people? Gis is to the Pats what Yucko was to The Beatles??
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Heh! Seriously, I think it is pretty funny and well played by this bitch.
Somehow, she managed to become the villain of the piece here by going all "J'accuse" on the same receivers that dropped the ball(pun unintended, please, even I could not be that cheesy.)
The fact that she's a foreigner makes it all even that much more awesome. After all, why is this soccer loving Brazilian talking about the complicated game of football, when all she knows about is some dudes chasing the ball down a field, to 1-nil wins?
I love both games and neither are complex and I'm sure Ginxelle knows her shit when it comes to in the now plays, so i respect that for sure. Not sure how much money she makes and it's rather ghastly to bring this up in her defense to have an opinion, but damn if the bitch isn't right this time and hey, she just did Welker a favour by being that bitch who said "what everyone was thinking" and shit.
I can't see it!!! UK! Please .. I need this little piece of cuntery. It sounds too good.
hey gizzelle, meet roll of duct tape. now shaddup.
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Giselle has been a curse on Brady since she used Santeria magic to get him to leave his pregnant long-term girlfriend for her. New England DESPISES her and haven't really forgiven Brady for hooking up with her. It has totally affected his game.
I watched the game and I have to respectfully disagree with vegaschick. Brady fucked up with the first infraction, Intentional Grounding, and he went downhill from there.
He was intercepted (Manning was not) and he refused to run the ball at any time. Even Manning will run to get yardage. From what I saw, Brady's receivers had no confidence in him. You could tell there was NO connection/synergy between Brady and his teammates.
It seems like New England will never be able to beat New York. Like the Babe Ruth Curse that blocked the Red Socks from winning the World Series for 90 years. Will Brady ever win the 4th ring? The Patriots legacy is tarnished. No one will remember all the wins, all they will talk about is how they lost 2 Super Bowls to the NY Giants.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Welcome to the big leagues Giz. You open your big mouth and SUCCESS, CAN OF WORMS!!! Ridiculing you just got easier! Moynahan is surely wetting herself! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*Burn baby burn!* :P
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What's with all the Brady hate? The man can PLAY and he ALWAYS praises his team members and criticizes himself. He is a stand up guy and hasn't let fame go to his head. That's more than I can say for most professional sports players who couldn't even hold a candle to Brady. Even if he was arrogant, at least he would have a reason to be. It's not his fault his wife is an insecure twunt.
They played like caca the entire game. All of them.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by kanderso on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 10:45am.
Oh, also, I hope the other team wives shank her ass for these comments
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Me too! We all know passes got dropped. Welker knows he dropped the ball. Even the obnoxious fan who was yelling at her knew Welker dropped the ball, he was just trying to be an obnoxious drunk ass. Does she think she accomplished anything with her little spoiled rant, besides causing problems in the locker room and with the other wives?
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Submitted by dementa on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 9:55am.
Usually when every straight woman hates someone, it's not out of jealousy. It's because that woman is a sluntwhorebitch with no redeeming characteristics, and the straight men don't notice it because they want to bone her.
The reverse is also true (see every straight man's hatred for Bieber).
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Word.
Also agree with the comment that he must be gay if he chooses to keep having sex with her.
Sadly, this woman believes the media hype "we're a super couple, we can do no wrong"
Baby got beat, take it like the man you are Gis.
No they were the other players wives she was talking to... lol
Well she was telling the truth. Brady was spot on in his passing, his receivers choked big time and cost them the game. I'd be fucking pissed off too. I grew up in Boston so I'm a Patriots fan, but I will say the Giants deserved the win. They came up big when they needed to.
nevermind giz...i want to who is that hot butch with the combover walking beside giz...
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She said what millions of Patriots fans have said about this game- the ball was dropped a fucking lot!! Not once, nooo- a fucking lot!
Too bad she said it so loud- she had her back to the camera and thought she wouldn't be seen. So it's bad. But she's fucking right!
Note to those special Giants fans who think the Giants win was some bad karmic issue handed down on Tom Brady. Umm, maybe it was some karmic good stuff for Eli and the Giants, instead??? Give your guy some credit.
A well-matched game, played to the very last second- and well won by the team that played better.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I just overheard my boss on the phone complaining that the Beef Wellington they had at their Super Bowl party last night was undercooked. AHAHAHH! I can't stop giggling.
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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 10:42am
Isn't that Newt's wife in your avie? That hair looks as hard as helmet. I bet if I throw a rock at it, it will bounce back and hit me in the face.
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Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
They can't win because the coach can't cheat anymore. He was caught cheating, videotaping the other team plays before the big game that was how we was winning.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by kanderso on Mon, 02/06/2012 - There has to be some explanation for the disasters he's had on his head for the past 2 years.
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Yeah. Gis letting him think he looks good like that so he isn't as pretty as she is.
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Oh, also, I hope the other team wives shank her ass for these comments
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