Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

February 6, 2012 / Posted by:

There is an area in Griffith Park where you can take the kiddies for a train ride. A certain actor used to enjoy taking men for another kind of ride in the same area. He would cruise the park, pick up a guy, and then hook up with them in his car. The really ironic thing here is that the actor is so religious that when he was a teen heartthrob (a couple of decades ago) he used to insist that any dialogue that was even the slightest bit sexual or profane be removed from his lines because they violated his sense of decency. He’s all grown up now – and still cruises for guys – but we’re sure his wife really appreciates what a moral man she married. (Blind Gossip)

The Prop 8-loving, gay marriage hating homophobe crazy that is Kirk Cameron? Please oh please let a future cover of The National Enquirer have one of Kirk’s tricks on it with the headline: “Kirk Cameron Sucked My Growing Pain.” It’s the gift my 2012 needs.

He is a B list actor. Good looking. Generally television and very well known. His wife is probably a C list actress who used to be bigger a few years ago but has struggled with drugs for some time. So has our actor. The two of them are probably not your best candidates for parenthood in the first place and the stress of being parents while also trying to save their marriage and stay off drugs has not worked well. The mom is currently taking Adderall to lose weight and when that was not working to get rid of her pregnancy weight she turned to coke too. She wants to get back in movies but is too lazy to exercise so prefers the drug route. Although she has not snorted coke while breastfeeding she did snort coke while holding a bottle for her baby. Close enough? Oh and she dos breastfeed because she heard it will make her lose weight faster. As for dad? When he is not working on his show he is generally partying and drinking. He feels like if he can drink enough at night it keeps him off coke. He went to rehab for crack and tries to stay away from coke. Just booze for him although he is not above doing a little coke when he and his wife have friends over. Yes, while the child(ren) are in the house. (CDAN)

Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart? If this is them, then The Noxzema Girl should not go back to acting in movies when it’s obvious that her true calling is writing books for moms who are trying to juggle their baby in one hand and their coke straw in the other. Gayheart proves that you can be a devoted mother and a huge coke whore at the same time. You can have it all. White Oprah can write the foreword.

Which C list film actress from a popular franchise, just got a tattoo (while she was completely wasted) on her inner thigh that says “Great Wall of Vagina?” (BuzzFoto)

Ashley Greene and I’m sure she got it a while ago when she was with Joe Jonas to match the “Great Wall of Mangina” tattoo on one of his ass lips.

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