Afternoon Crumbs

Speaking of Majela ZeZe Diamond, RiRi better have paid her a copyright license fee for taking her whole look – Hollywood Tuna

Michael Sheen and Rachel McAdams should get their arms surgically attached to each other since they literally are never not touching each other. (Those car pictures don’t count, so don’t pass that as evidence to the defense.) – Lainey Gossip

If in the near future an episode of The Voice looks vertically stretched Promise of a New Day-style, you now know why – The Superficial

Translation: Kim Kuntrashian has already fucked her way through the NFL and the NBA, and there’s no one else to fuck. – Celebitchy

These pictures will look touching and special on the Shannon family mantel – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

You know you’re a piece of trash when Harry Potter hates you – Towleroad

Miley Cyrus’ “$20 for a blow, $30 for a lay” lot lizard look is not the look – Popoholic

At any moment of the day, you can tell yourself “James Franco is taking a picture of himself on his iPhone right now” and you’d be telling the truth – The Berry

From Teen Mom to Teen Prison Bitch – ICYDK

The full Avengers trailer is here – Just Jared

Alec Baldwin goes Tebowing – Popsugar

Introducing the favorite site of professional beard and cat lover Taylor Swift – OMG Blog

The Onion got another one – The Daily What

Oh, look, Whitney Houston is back to popping her doody bubbles with Ray-J’s crooked dick – Crunk + Disorderly

Jacksone Rathboner is going to be somebody’s father – I’m Not Obsessed

Scary Spice SANS FARDS – SOW

Give your pants to homeless kids since it’s not like you wear them anyway, you slut! – Cityrag

I am getting Goddess Bunny vibes from this and not in a good way – Hollywood Rag

(Picture via Pacific Coast News)