UPDATE: I Lied

February 5, 2012 / Posted by:

Obviously, I lie telled in the post below, because Madge’s Darth Vadar crotch had a starring role in tonight’s Super Bowl halftime show. I don’t know whether Madge’s dark spirit is trying to exorcise itself out of her eye sockets via her neck veins or if it’s trying to escape through her gargoyle snatch. The only thing I know is that if I were wearing a crucifix around my neck, it would’ve turned upside down before exploding into dust. Somebody get the priest and a gallon of holy water, but this is some serious dark-sidedness.

via Buzzfeed

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