Sunday, February 5th 2012
UPDATE: I Lied
Obviously, I lie telled in the post below, because Madge's Darth Vadar crotch had a starring role in tonight's Super Bowl halftime show. I don't know whether Madge's dark spirit is trying to exorcise itself out of her eye sockets via her neck veins or if it's trying to escape through her gargoyle snatch. The only thing I know is that if I were wearing a crucifix around my neck, it would've turned upside down before exploding into dust. Somebody get the priest and a gallon of holy water, but this is some serious dark-sidedness.
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"Some Americans find it bizarre that scrawny British 'athletes' will swing a cricket bat but won't use a toothbrush."
Then why do the Brits have healthier teeth than Americans? Surely, you've read the statistics of the last 7 years right?
Oh yes, thank you, this is my new favourite avatar.
And I like Madonna. She's a solid pop performer. Not so great since all those "feat." singles started popping, but still easier to my ear than 90% of today's music.
And when I look at her new photoshoots I constantly think about her face "oh, so that's how it's supposed to look".
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 7:48am.
Miss Ann pretty much expressed my feelings.
Maybe some of you dancer people can explain this to me. Isn't it a bad idea to dance in very high heels? I would think that the height of the heels changes your entire body posture rather drastically. I normally wear flats every day of the week; on the rare occasions that I wear high heels I have sore muscles in weird places, including my feets.
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Wore heels so long. I found that for me, flat footed, heels gave great balance. Some shoes can really make you feel like a goat. Had a pair of YSL heels that made me feel like that. Killer!
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
She wears fishnet stockings to hide her varicose veins and lipsyncs to disguise her lousy voice.
I was a big Madonna fan back in the day but I think she has never been a kind person. Just look at the way she treats her poor brother. So what if he wrote a book he needed the money. She will never speak to him again. Madonna ruined her voice when she took singing lessons. Lost it's freshness. Those spots between her legs are the fishnet stockings. Anyway she is a massive A hole so there is no sympathy for her.
I don't know what crack people were smoking to have the black eyed peas last year, but in comparison I felt this year's show was really good esp. whomever came up with the drummers. That being said I told me friends I was watching it with that if the best you can come up with for a sex symbol for over a billion people is a woman that is not even capable of having children is at the very least a huge embarassment to her children
Was THAT what that smell was? I thought a sewer was backing up in the neighborhood, turns out, it was the crypt keeper's crotch. Got it.
She Stinks!
Enough with the "Madonna is old" tired jokes. The idea that a woman can't or shouldn't do something because of her age is sexist, ageist and old-fashioned. I'd expect a bunch of queens to know better than to buy into such bullshit.
NOW who looks like a "brick shithouse"? Eh, Madonna? and funny how the english accent comes and goes...."brick shithouse" being such a common English euphemism and all.
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Then you have to clean your ass crack down at the local carwash. When she lies down she probably looks like a human seesaw. Why did it come to this?
Hey LeAnne, why the long face? That bitch probably has the best peripheral vision EVER! When is Eddie going to make her get a nose job? I can't stand looking at her HUGE nostrils, how the hell can he? ewwww
Jez, granny neck and whatever she stuffs into her cheeks are crashing into her eyeballs...so natural looking and youthful!
Submitted by rovex on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 9:02am
I'm more and more a rugby fan myself. I was at a bar about a month ago and the had a rugby match on and I swear most of the hots were fucking HOT! (To me at least) I didn't even care who was winning or losing, I was just so into the hot sweaty men.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Yes, she has an amazing shape for a woman of her age BUT grandma put your cooter away!
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 9:42am.
(sigh) Everyone is acting like she froze herself in that position to show the world her crotch. She was doing a cartwheel. I mean, a little banter is always fun, but this is just childish. Madonna's 53, in awesome shape, and fit enough to do cartwheels. Most teenagers today aren't fit enough to do half of what she did onstage last night.
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THIS! Could not agree more. I outgrew my Madonna love about 20 years ago, but at 44 I could never do what she just did at 53. If she would have taken those damned spiked heels off she would still have looked good and really rocked it. You know Madonna never does anything half assed. Speaking of half assed... she kept herself fairly decently covered even though she has a great body. I think she understands maybe a little bit that she needs to dress her age--- now if she would just sing songs that are her age.
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 9:42am.
NOT everyone. Read the posts at the beginning of the thread.
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I'm gonna rock this land
I'm gonna take this itty bitty world by storm
And I'm just gettin warm
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The halftime show, SUCKED. Madged looked like she could barely walk on those stiletto heeled boots and the lip synching was terrible.
Looks like a whole lot of suffering up there.
I feel so honored to have a post dedicated solely to MEEEE, MADGESVADGE!
And lol to the person who said she's using the pyramid things advertised on the side here!!!!
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
(sigh) Everyone is acting like she froze herself in that position to show the world her crotch. She was doing a cartwheel. I mean, a little banter is always fun, but this is just childish. Madonna's 53, in awesome shape, and fit enough to do cartwheels. Most teenagers today aren't fit enough to do half of what she did onstage last night.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
ooooh leather DEPENDS sooo hot.
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Dont try and attack me by using football (real football.. Soccer). I hate that as well, its just tribal BS played by chavvy idiots. Cricket is boring to. The difference is the sport is the important thing at the events. American sporting events seem more about drinking, shouting and especially advertising than sport, probably because the sports are utter crap.
More has been made of Vadges performance and the expensive TV ads than the actual sport. I know all about the Samsung ad and vadge but still dont know or care who won, or even who played!
Go Giants! And then there's this:
http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/06/gisele-tom-brady-super-bowl-patriots-lose-...
I guess when prayer doesn't work, throw your husband's teammates under the bus. She's right - Pats receivers were dropping balls on the last drive, but that's the kind of thing you say *in private*.
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Normally women gain maturity, intelligence and class with age, enough to not spread their legs right in front of a camera.
Vadge clearly didn't get the memo?
Submitted by rovex on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 1:08am.
Wanna hear American thoughts on soccer, and the fact that everybody in the sport wears schoolgirl socks?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
the least she could have done is put some makeup on down there if she were going to flash her crotch...she should know that the camera catches everything.
"Depends' new line of adult diapers: fit for a star."
My great tia is a very smart lady and she always tells her daughters (my tias):
Pinche beetches, stop arguing. Sometimes I think you just come over here and beetch yust for the sake of beetching. Aye MIJA! Dees chile is too hawt!
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
I thought that Gwen Stefani was too old to bring out the cheerleading stuff back when she did it.
Regarding Madonna's stiff appearance/posture. I honestly thought at the end that she hade some type of hidden harness on her back for her to do a flying trick. Maybe something was actually there for when she fell through the stage?
Unlike some fellow dlisters I am not a good observer. I tend to overlook things and without your comments I would have missed that Leann has stretch marks, Madonna a stained crotch and Christina Aguilera peed herself! I thank you all for opening my eyes to the wonders of the world!
Miss Ann pretty much expressed my feelings.
Maybe some of you dancer people can explain this to me. Isn't it a bad idea to dance in very high heels? I would think that the height of the heels changes your entire body posture rather drastically. I normally wear flats every day of the week; on the rare occasions that I wear high heels I have sore muscles in weird places, including my feets.
Fucking nasty. I guess it's simply too much to ask Madonna to keep her legs together.
I thought the half time show was pretty good. It certainly was visually impressive. I don't like her new song, it's so childish and high school for a 50 year old woman to be cheering and waving pom poms declaring how she's all that. I think if she wouldn't wear such high heel leather boots she could strut her stuff without looking like a wobbling old woman about to fall and break a hip. Also, CeeLo Green? On stage singing with Madonna? Since when does he rate high enough to be singing with Madonna? Really? That Minaj and MIA chick at least have some edge, and I didn't get offended with the middle finger, I thought of it as part of her act, but I can see where it would offend others.
whyyyyyyy
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
I must be in the majority because I enjoyed the halftime show.
*hides*
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Submitted by 130490laura on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 5:27am.
That comment didn't express my point of view on British sport,dental hygiene in the UK,or American football. I was responding rudely to someone else's snide remark about the Superbowl. Sorry you were offended.
I love NCAA(not NFL) football as well as rugby, and I know which game is played internationally. A friend of mine ran track and played rugby for UC Berkeley. He also played football. According to him and his teammates, playing both enhanced their skills. If you like one you might enjoy the other.
(Not that you asked :-)
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
when the halftime show was announced, i grabbed some light reading and headed towards the bathroom...
i guess it's too much for madonna to keep her legs closed...
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Lord have mercy on us all. It's been a rough week for singing crotches.
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The half time show has been done before!
Go to a Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue Concert!
Brits have been copied and emulated by the Americans for centuries! Even calling the sport Football, when in reality the super bowl game is just FILLER for a half time show and 100s of commercials.
Copy the photo, send it to Adobe and turn it 180 degrees. You have Satan's face with feces stained legs. Why I did that to myself I have no idea. I never thought she had any talent other than being a media whore genius.
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Then you have to clean your ass crack down at the local carwash. When she lies down she probably looks like a human seesaw. Why did it come to this?
never mind!
Some Americans find it bizarre that scrawny British 'athletes' will swing a cricket bat but won't use a toothbrush.
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You do realise that cricket is not just played in Britain? Test cricket is played in 10 countries, and over 100 countries are registered with the International Cricket Council.
The "teeth" line is also about as insulting as me joking that all Americans are obese, it's also completely false. In fact studies have shown we have the BEST teeth in the world http://www.economist.com/node/15060097?subjectid=7933596&story_id=150600...
Honestly, most people in the UK couldn't care less about the superbowl, that's the truth. But then I don't expect most Americans to care about British sporting finals either, there's no need to get upset about it.
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
Baby Jane hit a hot topic for me and a couple others too. Aged parts will do funny things even when the heart and soul for it. You naturally age out of this behavior by design. It is good to be more reflective on the past cuz it is all you have as you near your demise. Star performances of a sexual nature belong to those still young. This is highly embarrassing to all women. Madonna you pig put your fucking legs together!
I did like her outfits however!!!
Madge Baby Jane has wisdom. REALITY IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE WAKE UP TO IT!!!
Btw
Good call on Prince at SB Could bring him back
it looks like she has rough wirey cow hair on her asshole and she forgot to wax.
stupid ass hoe, either bleach your ass hairs or wax before your show.
Btw the shameless promotion for NBCs The Voice is gross. Last yr Christina sang the National Anthem, Adam Levine in the halftimeshow, this yr America The Beautiful by Blake Shelton and Ceelo in halftime. And all the freaking mentions of the program. Im watching sports, so gtfo nbc with that bull...
Submitted by rovex on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 1:08am.
I loved the BBC breakfast sports bulletin this morning in the UK. The SB was mentioned in passing after Womens Hockey. Thats grass hockey not ice hockey and hockey has about 3 fans in the UK, womens hockey has 1.
Kind of sums up our thoughts on a bizarre American 'sport' that is basically Rugby for big men who dont want to spoil their make-up.
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Uhhhh, I watched the SB on the BBC, they broadcasted the whole event and it was a good effort from them, so they did care about the event
We just threw up a little bit....
Let's not get it twisted -- acoustics, shmoustics -- while lip synching is common in these situations, Madonna lip synched because she can't sing.
Nonetheless, I thought the old girl did good overall, but the best SB half-time show is still 2007 Prince -- and he didn't need a cast of a thousand extras to make him look good -- just himself, a head scarf (it was raining cats & dogs), a flowing beige sheet & the shadow of his guitar.
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Don't you come after me you WHORE!
A.cotw - BURRRRRN!
Jazzfish - I hope suckandfuck reports you in time.
Submitted by GiveIt2Me on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 1:48am.
Madge delivered point blank.. So much better then BEP
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That's like saying herpes is better than syphalis.
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