Seen here looking like a 45-year-old desperate divorced mother of two trying to pick up young meat at Spring Break in Daytona Beach, FL by luring them in with her really cool (served in a chilled tumbler of sarcasm) trucker hat, the Falcor of the south LeAnn Rimes forced some of her Twitter followers to issue an AMBER ALERT for her last week, because she wasn’t Tweeting every other damn second like she normally does. Some figured that maybe LeAnn’s loved ones finally did the right thing by staging a bikinivention before throwing her into rehab for a level three bikini addiction, but she neighed on Twitter yesterday that she had mouth and jaw surgery.
“K, coming clean….I had minor surgery this week and I’ve been in SO much pain it’s not even funny. Nothing major just annoying! Pain pain go away!!!!!! When it’s mouth pain and jaw pain it makes your whole head pound! YUCK.”
It’s nice to know that LeAnn has found a way to Tweet and wear a bikini through the pain. And I’m sure as she typed “it’s not even funny,” Brand Glanville laughed until silicone leaked out of her nipples at the image of Malibu’s finest horse doctor taking a scalpel to LeAnn’s mouth. So, it is funny to some, LeAnn. And I know you were hoping that by “mouth surgery”, I meant that LeAnn got her jaw wired shut, but no. I’m guessing that LeAnn just had her molars removed since she doesn’t eat solid foods anyway and it’ll make her lighter. WIN/WIN!
Here’s more of LeAnn in Malibu yesterday, side-boobing for the paps and doing butt sex with a bottle of sun tan lotion.