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February 5, 2012 / Posted by:

Coach Molly McGrath (as played by Goldie Hawn) from Wildcats – In honor of today being the day where we all witness the greatest and biggest sporting event of the year, the Puppy Bowl, I thought we should also honor the greatest and most accurate football movie of all-time (all-time being 1986), Wildcats!

Like most of Goldie’s movies in the 80s, in Wildcats she played a scattered-brained blonde ostrich of a ho who throws herself into an unfamiliar situation and zany fucking hijinks ensue. You know, it’s the same formula, same shit. Goldie tries to grab onto her dream of being a legendary football coach like her father by taking a job as a high school football coach to a bunch of asshole losers. They don’t respect Goldie at first and treat her like cold shit, but eventually she tames their asses and transforms them from a bunch of losers into champions by having heart (and by asking Gisele Bundchen to send a “Let Us Pray” email to her friends and family.) And it has Jan Hooks in it so it can’t go wrong. And AND there’s also a (NSFW) quickie peen flash from Wesley Snipes.

It’s been way too long since I’ve seen this mess of a movie, but thankfully it’s on Amazon. So I can watch this shit after I watch a bunch of slobbery beasts mount each other and stick their noses in each other’s assholes. I’m talking about the Puppy Bowl, not that other Bowl nobody cares about.

GO PUSSIES!

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