BREAKING: Madge Keeps Her Crotch Covered And M.I.A. Tells Us To Eff Off

Best part of this post:
"Baby Brahim better be filling a tub made of children's skulls with BenGay, because Madge is going to need to SOAK her sore bones tonight after nearly falling on her ass."

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Only a few people in the world WHO ARE ALIVE could pull off what she did. There's a reason why she's the Queen!

i'm conflicted. on the one hand, i'm impressed because i DIDN'T HATE this half-time, like i usually do (black eyed peas anyone?). but on the other hand, it was kind of tragic watching madonna prance around with stiff joints on stilts. i mean, she actually did a pretty impressive job, i just wish this could have been 20 years ago or something...less painful to watch

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Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 9:28am.
I've never understood why people think someone lip-synching is 'great'?

This is a person who lacks the ability to come out on a stage and actually sing a song. It's the opposite of great.

It sounded perfect, because it was studio recorded. Someone may have been awed by the nature of the spectacle, I could understand that.

At the end this was simplistic songs played on a track to a choreographed spectacle.
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Why would anyone go to a concert just to watch them do some professionally choreographed moves? Unless you've paid $3k to sit in the first 2-3 rows, wtf is the point? Oh, you get to watch it from row 29587985 on a screen you can barely even see? Er, okay. If you're going to perform, focus more on practicing singing rather than thrusting your hips. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE IN YOUR FN 50s!

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It's a bit sad. If she would not be so stuck on trying to be 25 forever can you imagine what truely amazing music she could be making? If she would grow, maybe pick up a book now and then and not be so self centered...we would not have what we have now.

Madonna is a great performer and knows how to put on a good show whether the focus is on her or her dancers. She calls the shots. I doubt that she had as much time to perfect this halftime show as she does any of her other endeavors. I've heard people who aren't even Madonna fans mention how much they enjoyed her act. It was very entertaining. She may have moved a bit stiff compared to her previous concert performances, but let's see anyone try and maneuver their way up and down bleachers while trying to dance and perform gymnastics. My heart was racing during many parts. I was so nervous for her and her performers. SO many things could have went wrong AND THEY DIDN'T! I love when young people hate on the old, like they are never going to age. I for one hope they don't. The herd needs some major thinning.

Das ist ein Dreck:

But you didn't, and Madonna is not a musician. She is a pop star.

Therein lies the difference.

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Horrible, Horrible, Horrible. Did a 11 year old write this song or did the writer just lose their mind? Rather ODD for a woman who is middle aged to be singing like a little child. Clearly they had to auto tuned her voice and have every effect known to God on her vocals with also being EQ’d to the max to make her sound like some child. Seriously the worse sound and song I have ever heard in my whole life, seriously time for her to get out of the music business, Horrible song if you want to call it that? "Give Me All Your Luvin", Horrible!

Not a Madonna fan, but I just watched it and I liked it. She hit her cues and I liked the way each song led into the next.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 9:04am.

Then name a pop star that does it better that is on her level.

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Not that i couldn't give you a long list of names (... from the last century, i give you that. Though then again so is Madonna) but that is not the point.
A musician who is too incompetent to steal song ideas but instead has to borrow them cannot "do well" at that, period. Because that is an antagonism. What is the purpose of discussing who is even worse at borrowing than her?

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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 1:26am.

Riddle me this, was anyone else confused as to why they brought in MIA? What did they expect from a rapper whose music video got ban-hammered from Youtube??

---> Do you know how many music videos got ban-hammered back in Madonna's 'Justify My Love' days? I'm not surprised she wanted to work with MIA. I just wished she would've picked a better track to collaborate her talents.

Finally saw it on Youtube (the video above doesn't work for me) and I have to say that it wasn't bad at all.

For a woman who is pretty much a gym rat, she moved kinda stiff but I loved her duet with LMAFO. Everything up until she started singing her new song was enjoyable. So she gets a big thumbs up from me.

I'm not really team gaga or team madonna since I have both of them on my iPod. I'm glad Madonna got to do her bit of history for the half time show. I still think she is a stuck up bitch but most famous people are.

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Toni Basel and Gwen Stefani did it better Madge.

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I loved every minute. Yes Madonna was stiff and you can tell she was tired, but homegirl never gave up. And she looked good.

MIA is a rebel. Not that it's an excuse, but I get it. I've had more kidz give me the finger than adults, so...

I didn't get 'old' OR 'desperate' from Madonna's half time show. What the fuck does she have to be desperate about?!? What I got from it was a sense that M was having fun and ruling the roost. Sure, the evil corporations are all over this shit but take it at face value and what do you have? Some pretty good infernotainment from a 53 year old woman who kicked it. If you don't buy what these corporations are selling, you too can kick your heels up when you're a senior citizen like you just don't give a fuck because one day you WILL be a senior citizen if you're lucky and won't it suck sticky shitty bull's ass if people think you're a dumb mothafuckin cunt for dancing around and living it up a little? Fuck that world. You can keep it and shove it up your ass while you're at it. Madonna's just passing on the torch but we haven't seen the last of her, not by a long shot.

Submitted by dementa on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 7:34am.
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 10:15pm.

And yet Kylie is still beautiful and doesn't look like a desperate granny, unlike Vadge.

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That must be why no one gives a rat's ass about her. I know she's had success overseas, but so has William Hung so that's not saying much. Her songs are only good when they're remixed and that's more of a credit to producers, not to her. Kylie's been pulled, tugged, nipped and tucked all kids of ways, and looks just as old as Madonna, even though I don't think she is. Please, she's not in the same league. Not even a worthy debate.

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The verdict? Yes, Madonna wowed and dazzled us. I even got a quarter erect. But as far popular culture and musical innovation? A complete failure and a sign of the times that the rise of the individual artist who seeks to go it alone and seeks to not subscribe to corporate posturing just got way harder.

Then again, what does Madonna care about making a statement when it’s nothing but the rent and then getting that plastic mug on auto-collect pay day...

http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/02/at-53-did-madonna-manage-to-pull...

"the finger" isn't so much of a big deal as it is that this ho KNEW it was a family show. She KNEW she wasn't suppose to do it. If you really think it's no big deal, I say all of you saying it's fine walk into a room of kids and start letting the finger fly. What? Not appropriate, why not? Exactly.

While the finger in an adult situaton isn't a big deal, this ho did it when it wasn't an adult situation. If you start saying "it's just the finger, not as bad as a nipple" you are justifying her behavior. Wrong is wrong.

I've never understood why people think someone lip-synching is 'great'?

This is a person who lacks the ability to come out on a stage and actually sing a song. It's the opposite of great.

It sounded perfect, because it was studio recorded. Someone may have been awed by the nature of the spectacle, I could understand that.

At the end this was simplistic songs played on a track to a choreographed spectacle.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 9:04am.

Then name a pop star that does it better that is on her level.

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not a pop star per se, but Tina was still rocking it without looking like she would break a hip in her 50's-60's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCCS5fixC70

dementa - kylie looks every bit as old and desparate as madonna, and more plastic surgeried-up, too.

and yes, madonna did look old and stiff and when she almost couldnt get up on the bleacher, which *I* also couldnt have done, BUT i am not madonna at the half time show...

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Submitted by Spoiled on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 9:09am.
I just thought M.I.A's finger simply went right along with the song lyrics:
"I'm gonna say this once,
Yeah, I don't give a shit..."

thank you

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Desperation has a name and it's Madonna. She's the same age as my mum, and all I can think of whilst watching this mess is my mum gyrating in a leotard.

I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!

Submitted by greeneggs on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 8:26am.

As a fellow Madonna fan, I totally agree. I thought she was great, but at one point I thought, "Jeez, I hope she doesn't break a hip." While she is in phenomenal shape, the pom pom shtick sort of highlighted her age. However, I nearly passed out with euphoria when she opened with Vogue and the whole Roman-theme. Loved that.

I think Madonna will find ways to age gracefully, even if she's giving bubble-gum-pop one last hurrah. We shouldn't forget what she's capable of.
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I just thought M.I.A's finger simply went right along with the song lyrics:
"I'm gonna say this once,
Yeah, I don't give a shit..."

I am going to throw this out there, but was MIA's finger a fuck you to the pop princess such as Katy Perry-Rebecca Black-Ke$shas, and the ever-talented Courtney Stoddens (I swear I didn't type that with a straight face) of the world. I swear that new Madge song parody's the pop tarts dominating the radio today. I can't stomach some of the shit that is out today. Fucking Selena Gomez song is enough to make your car veer off the Whitestone Bridge.

Either way, it was awesome! Fuck you Courtney Stodden!

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Das ist ein Dreck:

Then name a pop star that does it better that is on her level. Not some underground pop star, or even Roisin Murphy, who I love but let's get real here...she is nowhere near as mainstream as Madonna.

Pop stars are supposed to bring things that are underground to the mainstream. that is how it becomes part of pop culture in the first place.

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Like a Prayer was the highlight of the performance hands down. The rest was just so-so.

I will say the old songs still stand the test of time and were a real contrast to her new song, which sounds like she sucked on a helium balloon.

overall, I'd grade it a B, but that's mainly due to the stage design and graphics and LMFAO, who really should've been the main act this year.

Prince still was the best halftime show IMO. I wonder if Elton John will do it next year to show how a real Queen does it.

Like a lot of people have posted, I am a Madonna fan, absolutely grew up listening to her music. So I admire the fact that she is still around, making music, and we're still talking about her.

And I would agree that parts of last night's show were good. However, Madonna's performance was stiff, and made her appear OLD and DESPERATE.

Yes, she is in exceptional shape, yes she has good "energy" but her stuff still looked WAY to old to be doing cartwheels and crawling on LMFAO's neck. I don't think she should retire, I'm not saying that. But there does come a time when one needs to hang up the pom poms--literally. Oh, and take off those high, high boots that can hardly walk in, let alone dance in.

i wuz too busy pissing & drinking to watch granny show.

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I can't believe they're making such a big deal about M.I.A. giving the finger. Two year olds know how to give the finger in this day and age! Who cares?!

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 5:51am.

... I think she borrows HEAVILY from those both old and new, but that is what pop stars are SUPPOSED to do. She does it well, ...

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No it isn't and no she doesn't (do it well).

As musicians say, there is stealing an idea and there is borrowing. The latter is done by incompetent losers who are simply too artistically impotent and inept to steal. Hence there is no "being good" at borrowing, since borrowing already implies one is not good enough to steal an idea.

And in general i cannot see a reason why one is a pop star and at the same time a competent enough musician to steal ideas instead of just borrowing them.

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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 10:15pm.

And yet Kylie is still beautiful and doesn't look like a desperate granny, unlike Vadge.

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I wonder if that middle finger was MIA's protest of being sent to the Super Bowl. I suppose if her musical niche were widely consumed, she would make perfect fodder for a Spinal Tap-like sendup. Her act is already dangerously close to self-parody.

i didn't find it so bad. yeah she was stiff and lip syncing and all that, but still not bad. i liked lmfao. it was not as much of an atrocity as black eyed peas were.

those cartwheels though. i could have done that shit. memaw cartwheels.

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I had a feeling that M.I.A. was going to make this all about her. Madonna probably gave her a beat down once the cameras stopped rolling.

I guess Prince set the bar a little too high.

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Just reinforces my belief that halftime is to take a piss, refresh your drink and make nachos.

Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 1:26am.

Riddle me this, was anyone else confused as to why they brought in MIA? What did they expect from a rapper whose music video got ban-hammered from Youtube??

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No, you're not. In fact, I had no idea who it was at first. Also, we're not giving our golf claps and congrats to the censors, who blurred the on the back, legs in the air and spread they all did... I was afraid of the Madge Vag and they protected me from it (until this AM when the rest of the free world is showing the cartwheel pic)....

M.I.A. just killed her career.

....oh wait...

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 5:51am.
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Well said. I would just say anybody who can make a living from music for more than 5 years deserves respect. It is not an easy life.

People obviously don't know what pop is.

Pop is not about the best voice. Pop music and it's icons are about relevance. Current relevance in the mainstream. I am not the biggest Madonna fan by any stretch of the imagination and I think she borrows HEAVILY from those both old and new, but that is what pop stars are SUPPOSED to do. She does it well, whether it is through her team that does it or herself, it is in THAT I give her credit. At the end of the day, what she does is still better and more polished than most of her contemporaries.

Her legacy is not to be diminished because let's face it. Love her or hate her, she's still here. Even if her music IS mediocre these days, none of these other pop stars are any better and in fact, theirs should be better because they have even more competition.

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I can't hate on Madge. I am forty-rican whose teenage years were based on Madonna music. Last night I felt relevant! The old tracks were banging! Yet the new song was SHIT! Katy Perry inspired garbage - that song mocks the studio crap coming out today.

Team Madge!!

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Submitted by bitchSpray on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 2:58am.

... i don't hate on madonna by default ...

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Not by defalut? Well then:

Madonna-hating - you are not doing it right.

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What other so called sport is undercut by the commercials and the half time break. Says alot for the sport called football. I will take FUTBOL anytime! Now that requires Talent! Which, by the way Ghetto Girl MIA doesnt have and never will

If you ever wanted to join the leagues of tin-foil hat wearing weirdos, this show pretty much had deliberate occult imagery throughout it.

I fear for my sanity, 'cus is it Madonna being a 'brooklyn hipster' or are the references more?

This performance with Minotaur headbands, a singer called MYA and stupid horn poses. I'm suprised Gaga didn't jump on stage and devour a live baby. When Britney's last concert had her writhering around a Pyramid.

...fyi I know I'm batshit.

"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"

WHAT A FUCKING GAME!

Coaches cried in either others arms
All CHAMPS!!!
And I not even footballer!
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My sister thought CeeLo was Patti LaBelle.

now, don't get me wrong, i don't hate on madonna by default but this performance...

the main topic was I'M RICH. if you removed all the hundreds of dancers and choir members, what would be left?

lipsynching madonna, moving like lady gaga on sedatives.

i saw a video from her tour the other day on youtube and it was good, but this shit convinced me that she's officially lost it.