Roseanne Is Running For President On The Good Shit Ticket
Unless Khia announces that she's running for President on the Bust A Nut Party's ticket, my vote goes to Roseanne who is promising us a change we can smoke up! Roseanne officially announced on Twitter last night that she has filed all of the paperwork to run for President as a Green Party candidate. If the Four Horsemen, locusts, false prophets and dead fish are allowed to vote, Roseanne will become President in 2012 and she says that she will legalize the good shit in every state, wipe away everybody's credit card debts and give us a European-style healthcare system. Roseanne had me checking her name on the ballot at "legalize the good shit." But Roseanne's promises do sound like some crap you'd read on a 14-year-old's "If I Were President" essay.
This is the statement she released to E! News about her latest STUNT QUEEN move:
"I am pleased to announce that I am seeking the Green Party's nomination for President of these United States of America. The Democrats and Republicans have proven that they are servants—bought and paid for by the 1%—who are not doing what's in the best interest of the American people. As a long time supporter of the Green Party, I look forward to working with people who share my values. Behold the greening of America!"
Roseanne is made of pure crazy, doesn't make sense a lot of the time and would probably use her powers as President to become a billionaire by forcing us to eat macadamia nuts daily for the next four years. Bitch will fit right in with the other candidates! And I really hope that she chooses Crystal Conner as her running mate.
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Submitted by warmjuice on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 12:27pm.
Roseanne views treachery everywhere and is a theoretician on the subject. When she says both parties are bad not only is she coming to the table with no proof that they are the same and/or similar she is shitting on every feminist, minority, pro-life person, some of which dedicated their whole lives for causes that they would never see flourish. Historically and currently speaking Democrats and republicans are NOT the same.
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HEMP party? OK Roseanne, but what's with all those damn macadamia nuts, huh? LOL!!
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
Where do I get my lawn sign? Just remember, both parties don't want you to vote. It keeps them in office. Vote even though the candidates suck.
I abso-fucking-lutely would vote for her. She's crazy like me.
I only worry that, if elected, they would drive her completely heartbrokenly loony,
and that would be sad.
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
I like Rosanne but I cannot abide her disrespect for President Obama. STFU Rosanne.
@ tiddly winks - divorce him, send me your address, and i will mail you a "republicans for voldemort" bumper sticker to replace it.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
she's not crazy, and i have never heard her make no sense when she speaks.
she is excitable, intentionally unrefined and unplanned.
but almost always right.
and her balls are each bigger than obama's head, and she might actually get something done.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUxPHJ36u0w
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
She may be full tilt crazy but she is correct IMHO about dems & Gops feeding from the same moneybags of hay(cash) that Monsanto and all the rest of the douchery bound banks and wall streeters provide. As far as I can tell the two party system is two sides of the same coin, they just claim to have very different objectives. You cant get elected without the bad money that has corrupted modern politics. All in all still a bit of a stunt queen move however.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Just imagine her voice doing a State Of The Union address.
Submitted by GingeMinge on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 1:26pm.
And your user pic is like coffee beans at a perfume counter; clears everything out nicely. Now I just need a quick fix of spaz…
Warmjuice, that's the longest post EVA. You realize we all have ADD, right?
Roseanne views treachery everywhere and is a theoretician on the subject. When she says both parties are bad not only is she coming to the table with no proof that they are the same and/or similar she is shitting on every feminist, minority, pro-life person, some of which dedicated their whole lives for causes that they would never see flourish. Historically and currently speaking Democrats and republicans are NOT the same. Let’s say for arguments sake Bill Clinton in his time was pro-1%. He figured out how to balance the budget and leave a surplus of money (systems which were quickly wiped out or the worst polices were hugely expanded i.e. chris cox hired in 2003 to deregulate wall street/banks/mortgage companies). If Roseanne is voting green then that means that vote really doesn’t count, something republicans are counting on (just like Nader in Florida). If she cared, she would stand behind a democrat senator or congress person who really has tried for years to make the country better only to have cowmouth Michelle Bachmann and co drown them out. Do you like knowing conservatives win because good people get nowhere? Then there are people who would typically vote democrat but don’t bother voting because they think everything will be ok. Do you like that people are voting for Michelle Bachmann and Rush Limbaugh ***clones*** because YOU haven’t bothered ?? BTW Obama didn’t give bailout of banks and car companies- they had to quickly pay all the money back after agreeing to huge pay cuts for the CEOs themselves. The NDAA was been around for 48 years- how old was Obama when he “made it law”? SOPA was created by a white old republican from Texas and all of you are lucky Obama didn’t use it to seem “non-bias”. Obama didn’t “bomb Libya” he threw a few missiles along with other countries into the compound of a mass murderer, we did not occupy for payment later. Keep not supporting Obama and Democrats- after 8 years of bush we NOW have trickle down lowest test scores in the world- America is even under third world countries where their math books are from 1973. Do any of you know how many law school grads that have been turning out for the past 2 years cannot be hired because their minds are just not where they should be? Law school doesn’t care; they gladly send you the bill. Good luck good luck good luck emoting out your own decay. But let’s get back to talking about how the leaders that we vote for lie….I thought Rosanne was better than talking like a sputtering uneducated helpless contrived hillbilly. If Obama is a 1%er bailout socialist then we are living in the twilight zone.
She promises to behead bank executives. LOL. But she has my vote over Mormon Lyle Waggoner and The Idiot Urkel.
She has my vote.
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
Hypocrisy, thy name is Grossanne Barr. Seeing as how she makes over $400,000 a month & lives on a huge piece of land on Oahu, she should be careful about throwing around the "they're the 1%" comments...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 10:46am.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 10:38am.
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Forgiving all student loans is one of Roseanne's main promises. Also homeowner debt.
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Help me!
In a world where Schwarzenegger can become Governor the idea of Bar running for President seems not that far-fetched.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
I wonder how she'll manage to do that. I always take politician's campaing promises not with a grain of salt but a huge boulder, because it's dumb to blindly believe they'll keep their promises of fantastic "changes for the people". Sure, most of those promises sound pretty neat, but making that shit real depends not on the President but on the congress' seal of approval and if that doesn't benefit the people those senators serve, shit will never become reality.
But playing in this fantasy scenario where she can change anything herself, legalizing the "good shit" will not make much of an impact in society because, being honest, she would rule an already junkie nation. The only thing she could do is to organize a taxing scheme, pretty much in the same way alcohol and prescription drugs are being "controled" today. Now, as to wiping clean people's credit card debts, that sounds great eh? only problem is, it will not work on the long run. Not everyone but plenty of people spend way too much on crap they can't afford, hence their debts. People have to change their spending habits to make it work and to make it a one-time event. Do you think people will stop spending on shit if they know the new government will make their debts dissapear?? hell, no! I bet you anything, most people will make sure they buy the most expensive crap they find BEFORE the government wipes away all credit card debts and plenty more will end up with more debts eventually. As for health care, I don't know how the european works.
Keep on dreamin' Rosseane.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
this sounds good to me. Sign my ass to her campaign. Or maybe that's my rage talking, from my husband slapping a "Newt 2012" bumper sticker on the back of our vehicle.
She's right but once she made the statement about the Dems and GOPers, she should have taken a seat. The rest is just a joke.
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I vote for Dolphins and Whales of Hawaii for president!
Sometimes she seems crazy, but her heart is in the right place and she actually has some legit good ideas... If I were American I would vote for her, but then again I always vote for the Canadian Green Party and they've only ever won one seat. Ever.
Im really hoping that we the people can at least get her into the pres. debates this fall so she can expose both parties as empty suits with nothing to offer Americans other than the same ole BULLSHIT more Monsanto Frankenfood and War for profilt with Iran brought to you by Goldman Sachs..
Also the Green Party's front runner candidate Dr. Jill Stein is a great woman with even better ideas than both her male counterparts.
www.jillstein.org
TEAM GREEN PARTY.
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
What party is she using for her simultaneous run for Prime Minister of Israel? Her party before was women for not fucking up the world. Roseanne's been trying to get former Green Party nominee Cynthia McKinney to run with her as her vice president for months.
LEON OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Everybody stoned, buy whatever you want without having to pay for it, free healthcare, all debts wiped away...surprised she didn't include nobody has to work anymore, government pays people to do nothing, free housing, free food. Hell, with that platform she'll probably win.
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The calliope crashed to the ground...
OH FUCK HOW COULD I FORGET LEON! FUCK!
Roseanne's co-worker at the coffee shop in the mall: Secretary of BLOWING DAVID CROSBY!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Huh?
Bev: Secretary of State
"You know Iran... you're not going to get ANYWHERE with those nuclear weapons of yours! Why don't you go to a Church and think about it for a while hmm? :) "
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/roseanne-beverly-then.jpg
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Leon - Secretary of the GHEYS
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
She'll never make it to the oval office, but props for giving it a go. I'll take her brand of crazy over a Bush any day.
David: Secretary of Beta Males
Mark: Head of FUCKING THAT LOOSE MEAT
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
David Healy aka Dr. Leonard Hofstadter aka Johnny Galecki can be the Secretary of Education!
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Submitted by GingeMinge on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 10:59am.
Lovely. Now we get to see clips of her national anthem FAIL over and over and over...
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
LMAO LOOSE MEAT SANDWICH!!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 10:48am.
Don't forget Jerry Garcia, Secretary of Agriculture
LMFAO!!!!
Sadly, there's nothing in her Cabinet. She ate it all. :(
Lovely. Now we get to see clips of her national anthem FAIL over and over and over...
if Jackie was her running mate then she'd have my vote.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4ryzIJozz0
Jackie: Department of Getting Beat Up By Booker!! CLOSE THE DOOR! CLOSE THE DOOR!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 10:52am.
LOOOOOSE MEEEEAAAAT SAAAAANDWIIIICH TRAAAAIIIIINNNN
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olololol
Loose Meat = Codename for Becky's VAG
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
LOOOOOSE MEEEEAAAAT SAAAAANDWIIIICH TRAAAAIIIIINNNN
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 10:48am.
*sigh* Praise from Caesar...
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ur the caesar salad
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 10:43am.
ur a bowser
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*sigh* Praise from Caesar...
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Don't forget Jerry Garcia, Secretary of Agriculture
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 10:38am.
Legalized good shit and clean credit?
Add student loan forgiveness and I'll donate $5.
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I'll see your $5 and raise you $5 to $10.
Hell, for student loan forgiveness I'd pitch in a $20 and eat macadamia nuts daily.
I used to find her amusing now I just wish she'd STFU and just go play with her nuts!
George Clooney: Secretary of the Elderly
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 10:41am.
My dick sure thought Becky #2 counted. Becky #1 was a bowser.
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ur a bowser
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 10:39am.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 10:38am.
Which one?? Becky #1 or Becky #2?? ;) If #1, then #2 (tee,hee) can be Surgeon General, since she was on Scrubs :P
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Everyone knows that Becky #2 does not count.
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My dick sure thought Becky #2 counted. Becky #1 was a bowser.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth