RiRi Got The Goldie Hawn

February 3, 2012 / Posted by:

The torture of RiRi’s scalp continued the other day when she bleached whatever natural hair she has left and glued in pieces she ripped out of Beyonce’s old discarded wig until she looked like a cross between Peg from Lady and the Tramp and a trampled over Goldie Hawn. I should love this mess since RiRi looks like a late 1970s hitchhiking hooker who’s addicted to angel dust and old men who smell like motor oil, but this just looks like a wilting Tina Turner to me. It’s like Tina Turner’s “What’s Love Got To Do With It?” hair got depressed and needs some Prozac. This is taking that Ike & Tina shit way too far.

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