Yeah, that screenshot does look like a poodle in Marilyn Monroe drag begging for a treat….
It’s the return of Madge thrusting her seasoned and weathered boy toy catcher right in your face. To whore out her Super Bowl halftime show on Sunday, Madge birthed out her video for that song that still sounds like an auto-tuned Toni Basil queef and this mess is the weirdest joint commercial between Old Navy and Target I’ve ever seen. Seriously, this video is a Magic the Dog cameo away from being an Old Navy commercial inspired by the cinematic classic Sugar & Spice as seen through the eyes of a David LaChapelle wannabe.
It’s kind of like what happens when Lourdes spikes Madge’s morning Benefiber with liquid acid. Madge busts out her spandex-covered crotch, suffocates a baby doll with her dry titty faucet, makes a team of young pieces grope her ass and relives the glory days by Like A Virgin-ing (with a dash of Material Girl and Vogue) herself. Usually when Madge is humping on a brick wall, I get Sally O’Malley meets Baby Jane vibes, but I didn’t this time, so I don’t hate it at all and her face does look as flawless as a shellacked Tupperware lid. But I’ll probably like it a lot more when Sue Sylvester eventually does this video on Glee.
And Glittery Gays of YouTube, you know what to do.