Madge's "Give Me All Your Luvin" Video Is Here
Yeah, that screenshot does look like a poodle in Marilyn Monroe drag begging for a treat....
It's the return of Madge thrusting her seasoned and weathered boy toy catcher right in your face. To whore out her Super Bowl halftime show on Sunday, Madge birthed out her video for that song that still sounds like an auto-tuned Toni Basil queef and this mess is the weirdest joint commercial between Old Navy and Target I've ever seen. Seriously, this video is a Magic the Dog cameo away from being an Old Navy commercial inspired by the cinematic classic Sugar & Spice as seen through the eyes of a David LaChapelle wannabe.
It's kind of like what happens when Lourdes spikes Madge's morning Benefiber with liquid acid. Madge busts out her spandex-covered crotch, suffocates a baby doll with her dry titty faucet, makes a team of young pieces grope her ass and relives the glory days by Like A Virgin-ing (with a dash of Material Girl and Vogue) herself. Usually when Madge is humping on a brick wall, I get Sally O'Malley meets Baby Jane vibes, but I didn't this time, so I don't hate it at all and her face does look as flawless as a shellacked Tupperware lid. But I'll probably like it a lot more when Sue Sylvester eventually does this video on Glee.
And Glittery Gays of YouTube, you know what to do.
Gag! Send her back to the Home for Old Cunts Who Don't Know That They Are WAAAAAAAY Over. This one should have been put out to pasture before she slithered over to England and became another pretentious twit.
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"Madonna can do anything she wants. It's tongue in cheek and you stupid Ageists don't get it."
@LASux: o fer fuck's sake. i was there when she started and she sounds exactly the same. the same canned crap, the same three-note-and-repeat, the same "look at me!" lyrics. she can do anything she wants because the vast majority of her fans at the time were little girls who made her rich, and, since then, she's used her money to buy what passes for respect. fyi, LA doesn't suck, but madonna does.
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but, then again, what do i know?
proving once again that madonna can't sing and her "music" is synthesized shit.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Sorry, if it's been mentioned but did anyone catch Alec Baldwin's bit last night about confusing Madonna with Clay Matthews??? “I was confused by the hair and biceps” JFC, I almost peed myself! Must chap her hide a little. But all in good fun. She's a pro. Anyway Alec was hilarious! LOL!
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
wow.....that was REALLY bad.
I hit the stop button after the first chorus. Lame song!
And what was she thinking with the 2 sidekicks, she should ve got ANTM's ANGELEA in there! But she's too hot for Madonna to handle, she would've just done her hammer dance and her 'In Da Club' walk and thrown so much shade at her in a second.
1. Her body is SICK. It's not my idea of beautiful, exactly, but she's fit, and I'd wouldn't mind having it as a starting point. I'd eat some pizza to get it curvy-like.
2. She's a cunt, but I still have a soft spot for Madge. She's a tour de force, always.
Well that old bitch still got it...Her new album is currently #1 on iTunes in United States and 40 countries!
Green Tea Latte, I have never understood the appeal of Kylie Minogue. I find her quite boring and anyone who thinks she's ever done anything better than Madonna is delusional.
Not to say Kylie hasn't acheived worldwide success, but there's a reason nobody cares about her here....she's forgettable.
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Safe. Boring. Pop. I am sure it had to approved by her new live nation contract and the super bowl show. Yawn! Can't fuck up when there are millions at stake.
Madonna can do anything she wants. It's tongue in cheek and you stupid Ageists don't get it.
How it took 4 or 5 people to write that song Ill never know. It sounds so strikingly familiar in the hook Im waiting for the infringement suit in 5-4-3.....
I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
"Her songs are forever stuck in the 80's"
I disagree.
Her best stuff was in the 90s.
Vogue was released in 1990 after all.
"Nice fucking crucifix, ESTHER."
She's not wearing a crucifix.
"Madge needs to make up her fucking mind about what religion she is!"
She called herself a Christian a few years ago when asked. The Kabbalah Centre is made up of people of many different faiths.
"Next time aerosmith/bon jovi/whoever makes a video with girls half their age gyrating to sell their records to the young ppl, I better see the same ageist complaints from you ppl!"
If they have their old saggy asses hanging out, and start humping the women, then yes. Drop the feminist bullshit! Madonna was, and never will be a feminist. She sold her body for over 30 years.
"Is this a midlife crisis thing?"
She's waaay past midlife. She's going to be 54 this year. I doubt she's going to live to be 108.
This is the most embarrassing thing Madonna has ever done, and that's say a lot!
There is something quite disturbing about her these days. She comes across as a woman who really needs help.
She's turned into Dina Lohan, one of those mothers who still thinks they're hot, and are living in a vacuum.
Man, can you imagine this woman at 60?!
She's seventeen flavors of Marg Helgenberger in the face. Oh how I do love Catherine Willows but egads how I do not enjoy this alternate reality in which Madonna has her visage.
Sigh. It's okay. I'll always have the Borderline video.
"You have to, at least from a distance, look as if you know what you're doing, and I can manage that." (Morrissey)
i refuse to even watch 2 seconds of this. i'm too fragile for secondhand embarrassment today.
@ Sonah
Lady Gaga is a passing fancy and if Madonnas face was as hideous as hers she would have been gone 20 years ago IJS Madonna's voice sucks and all the over production is just going to make it more obvious cause she's going to have to lip synch and if she doesn't it's going to sound ridiculous. Aside from that this was already a song I just haven't figured out which one.
*I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.*
Amen Glitteris
@ Brenda are you smoking K2? Madonna is a copycat with a budget. She can't sing and she's 53 so I don't know what to think about her longevity as a dancer. You sound like you have been talking to Demi Moore go take a nap.
*I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.*
WHY DONT THEY JUST GET BANDS THAT THE SORT OF PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY WATCH THE SUPER BOWL LIKE??? HOW HARD IS THAT?
While I dont think it is fair to tell folks to retire cuz they're getting on in age - madonna does have the right to sing if she wants to - it is kind of pathetic to see her gyrating at this stage of the game - I know her game is "oh look at me age won't stop me" but it will actually. She doesn't resonate with the kiddies anymore. She's a middle aged woman who parades around these poor kids who are smitten with her purse -and i ain't talking about the one between her rock hard thighs neither.
HAHAHA!
And I thought last year's half time show was shit, this will be a massive second hand embarrassment worse than The Black Eye Peas inflicted upon us.
It will be delightful to laugh at this fucking loser, making a fool of herself again, trying to hold on to the delusion that she's owning it up there with the youngsters.
You horz better be here during the superbowl half time, so we can all have some good times at the expense of Vadge.
I could be wrong but I thought everything was meant to be silly and/or bad. Madonna was playing with the old stereotypes from her career, looking like Monrowe, and even making fun of herself before anyone else (lady gaga) can mine her career for ideas. Putting that god awful Nicki big fake butt in the song was a tip off it was a joke.
Kylie Minogue does this 10 times better while looking 10 times better as well...give it up vadge...this actually sounds VERY Kyliesque. Hmm...
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God -ya gotta give it to the old ho-she is shameless!
She's right to get Nikki wasername and MIA in on the game-but its a blatant rip off The Go Go's.
Who the fuck would buy the old crows music nowadays?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
All this video needed was a cameo from Demi Moore because it appears that both she and Madonna are singing to the same delusional song in their heads. Both need to have several seats IMMEDIATELY. I'm so embarrased by them and for them. This song is awful, the video is awful, Madonna looks awful and the way she was dancing was awful too. It really makes me ashamed to have been a big fan of hers back in the day. The Superbowl show will be one hot ass mess I guarantee.
I am no longer looking forward to the Super Bowl. This song is horrendous. Bitch better not perform anything past 2000. Music was her last half-decent album.
Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
Submitted by TequilaTax on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 1:54pm.
And since when was Madonna ever crowned the queen of pop?
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She's been called that for the last two decades. Easily since 1995.
It's weird that her stuff from 15 years ago seems more grown up and...adult? It's actually kind of sad how desparate she looks :(
The song and video are both horrendous.
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The song is hot garbage.
That is all.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
I like her hair and her body is great. the song? not liking it.
As a former fan of Madonna's (her work, NOT the evil bitch of a sub-human), I usually like her videos but this one is pointless. The song is crap and there's zero point to the entire thing. The guy who wrote this post is right - it looks like a lame commercial. Her ego has clearly over-taken any sort of artistic ideals she had. What happened to the gorgeous ballads (yes, I said it) or songs with some kind of a pseudo-message? She just can't let the glory go and I feel sort of bad for her. But not really.
That was truly awful. She's completely lost whatever it was that she had. It's time to close the book and never open it again.
I made it to one minute. What a horrible song.
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
What a piece of shit tuneless abortion.
I didn't think it was that bad although those glitter puddles on the sidewalk look like piss. But sweet Jesus Nicki Minaj's voice is SO ANNOYING.
Classic MK post.
This song blows harder than my ass after a bowl of chili. The video does it no favors, either.
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It's the return of Madge thrusting her seasoned and weathered boy toy catcher right in your face. - MK
She looks really good actually.. she should do this look a lot more
I see that I will offer to go outside and BBQ during the halftime show.
THE SUPER BOWL IS THE LAST NFL FOOTBALL GAME OF THE YEAR AND A DAY THAT MEN ARE SUPPOSED TO GETA PASS AND THEY PUT THIS FUCKING SHIT ON A HALFTIME? I GUESS I WILL GO OUTSIDE AND STARE AT THE KEG OR COUNT THE HOW MANY TIMES THE DOG GOES PISS, BOTH ARE MORE ENTERTAINING THEN THIS OLD FUCKING HAG!
"Hanging on the Telephone" was done by Blondie and Debbie Harry. Why do we need this horrible remake?
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You know some fat gay wanna be drag queen without talent, makeup, or a wig is going to be doing this on YouTube in a black onesie.....I pity her like I pity Richard Simmons.
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
C'mon Madge, why are you hiding the dancers faces? Somebody is afraid of being shown up by a bunch of young dancers. She doesn't covers Nicki's nappy face and she puts a nasty cocoa puff on M.I.A (a natural pretty girl) to bring her looks down. No close-ups for Madge, because there's not enough for that much HD makeup in the SuperBowl budget.
Of course she needs to feature Nikki Minaj to appeal to the young crowd.
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A contract may make you rich, but you'll always be a bitch. Hasbeen.
Say something nice........ well, at least her arms are covered!
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
I can't remember the whore's name who said yesterday that they will be drying their cat during the halftime show, but that sounds like one hell of a plan! *sets up kitty salon station*
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