Evening Crumbs
Guess the ho who has decorated her parbaked breadstick legs with socks made out of vomit and boots made of pure fugness? – Hollywood Tuna
Two hobos go looking for a lost cat – Lainey Gossip
I think what Our Lady of Cunts is trying to say is that Brit Brit’s singing voice sounds like a toilet flushing – The Superficial
After looking at this picture of Terry Richardson and Lady CaCa, I’m pretty sure scabies are living on my eyelashes now – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
M.I.A.’s video > Madge’s Old Navy commercial of a video – Towleroad
Stacy Keibler will get an empty cardboard box for her belongings and a signed pink slip any day now – Celebitchy
Contrary to popular belief, Ashley Greene can walk and hold a water bottle at the same time – Popoholic
Harry Potter and the Half-Bloody Mary – ICYDK
Posh’s A++ eyebrow situation on ID Magazine – Popsugar
Man nipples galore – The Berry
Let’s just assume that Michael Cera is either getting into character for a Welcome Back Kotter remake or he really just wants little children to run from him since he looks like PedoBear’s sidekick – Celebslam
Joe Man Jello manages to look hot despite the fact that he’s obviously suffering through a brain freeze while trying to push out a sneeze – Just Jared
Russian Kids Are Fucking Shit Ass Crazy, Part 4,562,198 – The Daily What
All the E*Trade Baby Super Bowl commercials – Cityrag
Russell Brand really needs to wear pasties with a sheer blouse like that – I’m Not Obsessed
Ryan Gaycrest gets his mouth around some chicken (and not the kind of chicken he’s used to) – SOW
The Original Teen Mom is talking – Hollywood Rag
(Picture via Fame)