BREAKING: Willow Smith’s Hair-Whipping Days Are Over

February 3, 2012 / Posted by:

Just like when Brit Brit mowed her swamp weave and when Felicity took a machete to her curly hair mane, the children are losing their shit (put a diaper on ’em) over 11-year-old Willow Smith snipping her hair whip off and I’m sure you’ve already seen this highly important world news on CNN Jr.

The newest Smith Family ATM Machine posted a Tweeted of pictures of her buzzed cue ball and my first thought was: Stop making fucking fart faces or it will stay like that forever and then Will & Jada will have a really hard time making more money off of you. My second thought was: Oh, so that’s what a real life Oscar from Shark Tale looks like. No, really, shaving her head totally brings out the Will Smith in her face.

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