Friday, February 3rd 2012
BREAKING: Willow Smith's Hair-Whipping Days Are Over
Just like when Brit Brit mowed her swamp weave and when Felicity took a machete to her curly hair mane, the children are losing their shit (put a diaper on 'em) over 11-year-old Willow Smith snipping her hair whip off and I'm sure you've already seen this highly important world news on CNN Jr.
The newest Smith Family ATM Machine posted a Tweeted of pictures of her buzzed cue ball and my first thought was: Stop making fucking fart faces or it will stay like that forever and then Will & Jada will have a really hard time making more money off of you. My second thought was: Oh, so that's what a real life Oscar from Shark Tale looks like. No, really, shaving her head totally brings out the Will Smith in her face.


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Submitted by william2johns on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 5:53am.
and here i was just washing, rinsing, and repeating... might explain my split ends!
you've been a dear, now sshhh!
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Actually it looks more like Will Smith got his 'wish' and was transformed into an 11 year old girl wearing pink tights.
Okay, so everybody seems to hate that girl's parents.
Does it make it okay to use the words bitch, little shit, dyke, little cunt to describe a child?
NO.
It's just hair. It will grow back.
Conceited little bitch and she's so ugly.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Have to give her credit for having the balls.
Can't stand her but that's a brave move.
looks like will smith in drag when he was a boy.
god i hate the smith family.
OMG how could this kid be so fug? Her dad was/is so hot. I used to love having a perve on him in Fresh Prince. I guess girls that look like their dads aren't as pretty? Then again Tori Spellings kid looks like her dad and she is adorable. Of course dean is way, way, way better looking than Tori. But then if Will is hot than why isn't Willow pretty? She just looks fucking weird. I know she can't help it, poor kid. But her eyes are on the sides of her head. That's not normal, surely.
How old is she? I wonder when she will come out? Maybe at 15-16. I def get a lesbian vibe from this kid, just like Shiloh. Nothing wrong with that, power to them.
Besides the permanent duck face, there's nothing commercially appealing about a female version of Will Smith! Lmao
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The chocolate cupcakes are like, "Shit, I hope she doesn't try to fuck me."
At least I think that's Sheree "singing".... But if you told me it was Scrappy-Doo, I wouldn't call you a liar.
She's a really unattractive girl.
I bet this kid is a REAL asshole. And yes, kids can be assholes. I think her brother Jaden is really cute, but he seems like a little prick too.
Oops.
she looks like this Cape Verdean guy I used to know.
That's one unfortunate-looking child.
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
You should tag this under "Fug", MK.
Sweet Jesus!!
son of a bitch! I didnt think I could hate anyone more than Suri. but step aside little bitch there a new gurl in town.
and she's an obnoxious & egotistical monster
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I went Britney on my own head over the summer and seriously, it was very liberating - even if I do look like a crazy old dyke - which I'm not. I am however, a crazy old hetero woman, so it's okay.
She looks so smug and obnoxious !!!!
you should have a pretty face to make hair this short work, not saying anymore.
This child just screams "psychotic nightmare".
AND ENOUGH with the GD DUCKFACE!!!!!!!
I thought that shit ended circa 2010 when everyone from Myspace flocked to FB? I guess FB isn't immune to duckfaces either.
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"The older you get, the wiser you get...unless you're a banana!" - Rose Nylund
Gee, do you think there might be a reason that Oscar from "Shark Tale" looks like Will Smith (who voiced him)? Perhaps because Dreamworks makes a practice of using the actors who voice the character as a template for their facial features? If making this revelation (and astonishing connection!) was sarcasm from some of you, it was truly lost in translation.
The best example is the hyena Whoopi Goldberg voiced in "The Lion King":
http://im.rediff.com/movies/2011/jul/26sli9.jpg
or Ellen Degeneres as Nemo:
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/features/voiceovers/ellen_degene...
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
She looks like her dad
Submitted by justincase on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 12:01pm.
She is too young for point work but do not worry - the shoes are a prop. She is posing a la Stevie Nicks on the chair and the shot where she is standing (badly) on them is blurred. With that alignment she won't be going far on her tippy toes. The discipline and hard work necessary to make it as a ballet dancer would be out of the range of show biz spawn. Shit, these folks can't even finish high school let alone study at college.
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True storeh.
Submitted by justincase on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 12:01pm.
She is too young for point work but do not worry - the shoes are a prop. She is posing a la Stevie Nicks on the chair and the shot where she is standing (badly) on them is blurred. With that alignment she won't be going far on her tippy toes. The discipline and hard work necessary to make it as a ballet dancer would be out of the range of show biz spawn. Shit, these folks can't even finish high school let alone study at college.
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I agree with you. I don't want to make fun of this kid cause she doesn't know any better except what she has been thought by her money grubbing parents. But I don't believe she is a prima ballerina. I see this as a fun photog, show off day. Unfortunately, this kind of behavior may turn her into a narcissist adult with no real skills. But becuase she was raised in such a world where it is ok to front that you have certain skills. Like Natalie Portman who did NOT dance the way she was portrayed in Blackswan but of course her handlers and people will do anything to keep her image as if she was the ultimate dancer and was able to learn what really takes YEARS to perfect. It is all smoke and mirrors...
In the main pic, she looks like Bianca from ANTM.
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
If the Smith kids weren't so grating and arrogant I'd be nice and not say anything. But because they seem like bratty little cunts I'll go ahead and indulge myself. Willow is a hideous child and the bald look isn't helping her out any.
Good on her for not trying to look the way I'd assume most 11 year old girls in Hollywood are trying to look (read: the young kuntrashians)
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And little one, hold out for a c-section. You don't want to slide down that. ~ Sweetas
At first I thought that was a picture of Vietnamese orphans.
And the kissy mouth pose is called duckface. There is a whole site devoted to it called antiduckface.com. It's fucking hysterical.
*submits lil jack's pictures to site*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I have no comments on how her hair looks, but I will say this: Any Black girl in America who at the age of 11 has the confidence to cut all of her hair off gets a BIG THUMBS UP from me. You cannot begin to imagine the cultural/social pressure attached to hair for Black women. When I cut all of my hair off, and I was 30 at the time, my Mother literally took to her bed for TWO DAYS! This is no joke. Add to that that this kid lives in LA, a city which is the most fucked up, when it comes to black women and hair, and I am all kinds of impressed.
Damn, Damn, DAMN! I never thought I'd be cheering on the "whip ma hair back and forth" brat, but I am.
That is all.
She is pretty young to be en pointe in my opinion. It all has to do with your growth and your feet being ready. She's freakin 11 (according to you guys) years old and that's really pushing it. The girls at my studio start pointe around 12-13 and have years of ballet classes already under their belts.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
She looks just like her father. And he's ugly, IMO.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Poor little rich girl. Its almost like being offered to the monies that be.
OK, so Willow is a girl. Right. I got it now.
It's hard to tell based on her features.
I didn't wanna comment on a kid, but doesn't she kinda resemble Dren, the creature from Splice? Not a good look...
http://media.theiapolis.com/hDW-i25L-t4-uA2-wDW/splice-dren.jpg
kid on the left is cute...Willow haircut makes her nose and ears look huge
I like it. *walks away...backwards*
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
I don't mean to be rude (yes, I do), but this is an odd looking child. With or without hair.
*hurk* She looks like the spawn of Leann Rimes and Curious George.
I see her parents let her do whatever she wants
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Submitted by vsminimoose : ...but her form is damn good. She's such a wafe.
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justincase and other posters below seem to think this "waif" and her en pointe suck. *shrugs*
All I know is s/he comes off at entitled, smug, extremely arrogant, and not too bright.
Submitted by filthy cute on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 11:20am.
Isn't she too young to be on pointe?
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Nope. I was in them by the time I was her age.
And holy Christballs that kid is fn ugly.
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Submitted by Athina : She needs to take a seat on the future dykes of Hollywood bench, right next to Shiloh.
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Just like Jada. :-p
Oh, so that's what a real life Oscar from Shark Tale looks like.
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I have said this before about this entitled, ignorant little bish. Scientology school, WTFE!
ha ha, now she looks like a butchy spoiled brat.
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Gross. Can't stand this brat.
11 is pretty young to be on pointe. I wonder if it's just for pictures...but her form is damn good. She's such a wafe.
great article in "New York Magazine" this week on celebrity. I suspect it's only going to get worse