Because Demi Moore is in rehab to curb her hunger for sucking on Reddi-wip cans and stalking Zac Efron, she had to quit her role as Gloria Steinem in the Linda Lovelace biopic starring Amanda Seyfried and James Franco. Sarah Jessica Parker saved the day at the last minute by trotting into the role and here she is in full Gloria Steinem drag on the set in Downtown L.A. yesterday. This is why only trained professionals who have apprenticed under Beyonce or RuPaul should be allowed to handle wigs, because I’ve seen a more natural-looking rayon mane on the head of the Bratz pony.
That hairball out of Kim Zolciak’s mouth on SJP’s head makes her look like an Asian Afghan Hound. I don’t know what has more plastic in it, SJP’s face or that wig. If this is SJP’s way of trying to get fellow Afghan Hound Adrien Brody to sniff her ass, it’s not going to work, but I give her credit for trying.