Sarah Jessica Parker As Gloria Steinem
Because Demi Moore is in rehab to curb her hunger for sucking on Reddi-wip cans and stalking Zac Efron, she had to quit her role as Gloria Steinem in the Linda Lovelace biopic starring Amanda Seyfried and James Franco. Sarah Jessica Parker saved the day at the last minute by trotting into the role and here she is in full Gloria Steinem drag on the set in Downtown L.A. yesterday. This is why only trained professionals who have apprenticed under Beyonce or RuPaul should be allowed to handle wigs, because I've seen a more natural-looking rayon mane on the head of the Bratz pony.
That hairball out of Kim Zolciak's mouth on SJP's head makes her look like an Asian Afghan Hound. I don't know what has more plastic in it, SJP's face or that wig. If this is SJP's way of trying to get fellow Afghan Hound Adrien Brody to sniff her ass, it's not going to work, but I give her credit for trying.
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WTF did SJP do to her face?? She looks more like Jocelyn Wildenstein, aka cat lady of NYC, than Gloria.
@salty - omg you have to get on day shoots to see the horse, of course ;)
thanks for the update! try to see if you can get a peek at the mane in wardrobe? haha :)
and do try the water to brush it to see if it changes colors as suggested in the thread!
I was in line for hair and make-up and just over-heard a P.A. say that Sarah Jessica was wrapped for the day, guess she isn't staying for the night scenes
That's truely one of the saddest things I've ever heard. I have heard some really depressing things that went on in her life. Its sad the way she left this planet. I hope she didn't suffer much.
GG, yes, she died in a car accident in 2002. She was on life support and a few weeks later, she was taken off it.
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Wowl, Lovelace is dead? That's sad.
Thamar, this isn't a Gloria Steinem biopic. It's a Linda Lovelace one and she died 10 years ago.
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Can't find it in thread to quote, but to lister who said Diane Lane a good call to play Steinem,
Even so has it been asked why are they making bio pic of living person...is it weird or is it me?
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Ok, I have to ask, HOW DOES SHE GET ROLES???!!!!
Must be witchcraft, I tell you! :P
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What events will happen in this movie exactly?
Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
Soo disappointing. She doesn't have the charisma that Steinam has at all. Makes me think this film is gonna be a joke. Shows what little regard the filmmakers have for someone like Gloria Steinem and the 70's feminist movement.
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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 12:16pm.
I know this is a bit off topic, but this is a good reminder of how dilligent women NEED to be when it comes to rights. Several presidential candidates are desperately trying to take away many rights that women have fought for: birth control coverage, reproductive rights, etc. It is SHAMEFUL. Anyone can tell that by listening to any of the candidates open their mouths - Santorum is the worst one.
I definitely DO NOT want to see the good work of someone like Steinem go to rot. She may have her faults, but she is an amazing leader in the movement for the rights of women.
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i'm left wing but as a non-white woman, i don't think gloria steinem speaks for or represents me.
OH Gawwwwwd.
Demi Moore, SJP????? Who the fuck is casting this mess? Do they even know history (or herstory)???
I loathe to invoke Karl Rove, but these sluts totally lack the gravitas to play a cultural and historic icon.
Gloria is rolling in her pre-planned crematorium grave.
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**random brain dropping**
I believe I used to play with a Barbie that had purple glasses like the one Steinem is wearing here.
She'd probably hate that.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
"That hairball out of Kim Zolciak's mouth on SJP's head makes her look like an Asian Afghan Hound."
Baaaaaaaaaahahahahaha! Pure poetry!
That plus the comparative comments has me dying laughing over here! One of the best D-List deconstructs in a long time. Group slut hug!
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I hate the sound of her voice.
Lookin' more like Jocelyn Wildenstein.
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I totally agree! Further, I wish people who dont' have a uterus/overies would butt out and quit trying to tell those of us who do what the fuck we can/can't should/shouldn't do with them.
It pisses me off to NO END! GAH!
And HOW IRONIC that Demi Moore cannot play the queen of feminism because she sniffed/smoked/drank whatever substance to forget her talentless many-years-younger husband LEFT HER SORRY ASS.
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If they wanted to ramp up the cuntiness, they could have hired Katherine Hiiiiiieeegggeel.
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SJP is only good for one role, that is MR. ED!!!
No one is going to see this second rate tv commercial actress? in ANYTHING.
She has been good at playing the BEARD though.
SJP is too ugly to play Steinem, who is/was an attractive woman. Love her!
Submitted by saltydog88 on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 1:00pm.
I'm working on this movie again tonight, maybe I'll get to see this kitchen ass wig in person!
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Hope you come back on then and give us all the scoop! Let us know if SJP (NEEEIIIGGGHHH) has had a face jack.
and ITA that Diane Lane would have been a better choice, but then again maybe Diane Lane said No Thank You.
I think Steinem is a self-righteous cunt (like most activists), so I'm fine with her being played by the Wicked Witch of the West.
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I'm working on this movie again tonight, maybe I'll get to see this kitchen ass wig in person!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!
*deep breath*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!
The hair and make up department must hate her or something. OMG This is so horrible!
MK please do me a favour and stop insulting Afghan Hounds.
This shit is at best a donkey butt, Mule in an acrylic Afghan Hound wig!!!
PS: IMO Diane Lane would have been the perfect cast for Gloria Steinem.
I thought the photo on the left was Jocelyn Wildenstein without makeup.
Is that wig also pulling her face up? WTF did she do to her face?
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I know this is a bit off topic, but this is a good reminder of how dilligent women NEED to be when it comes to rights. Several presidential candidates are desperately trying to take away many rights that women have fought for: birth control coverage, reproductive rights, etc. It is SHAMEFUL. Anyone can tell that by listening to any of the candidates open their mouths - Santorum is the worst one.
I definitely DO NOT want to see the good work of someone like Steinem go to rot. She may have her faults, but she is an amazing leader in the movement for the rights of women.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 12:01pm.
I love how RichBitch and BabyDaddy posted one after the other and scrolling down, there are two bubble butts stacked together. Too bad SpiceDong hadn't piled up on that.
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RichBitch's is way hotter.
The hell with SpiceDong! I'm surprised Sucky didn't see it!
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I don't know; I see Diane Lane being a better fit (look and personality wise) for a role like this...
I love how RichBitch and BabyDaddy posted one after the other and scrolling down, there are two bubble butts stacked together. Too bad SpiceDong hadn't piled up on that.
LOL!
She doesn't have the chops.
Casting FAIL.
Why is Secretariat's face turning Japanese in the first pic?
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what the hell did SJP do to her face?!
Hollywood is so damn dumb. They think that casting these supposedly "enlightened" "strong female" actresses will somehow signify feminism. When these same actresses are just older airhead pin-ups (I agree it's a stretch for SJP but back in the day she had a bod). Also, someone like kate hudson, kirsten dunst or even amanda seyfried would look more like steinem than MyLittlePony in a horse hair wig.
Anybody love the fact that RichBitch and BabbyDaddy posted right after each other. Double shot of ass!
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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 10:44am.
This is looking more like a biopic of Janice from The Muppets.
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Noooooooo! Don't bring Janice into this mess! She's too cool for this nonsense. Plus, she has actual talent. I said it.
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WOW! Without the raccoon makeup, SJP has gone totally Joan Rivers.
Is this the film Blohan was gonna do or something else entirely?
I actually thought that was a blonde Lucy Liu in the main photo.
Uhm, that wig is a joke, right? It actually DOES look like My Little Pony hair. And what's up with her eyes? Too much tea-time with Jocelyn Wildenstein?
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Why should I go see a movie with a horse in a bad horse hair wig?
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The wig is f'radiculous! Doesn't Mrs. Ed have a long frizzy gray mane naturally?
Buffalo Bill in the last thumb has GOT THIS.
Oh God...she DOES look like Cheetara!
Wow. That is some WTF casting. Steinem looks like Goldie Hawn (and by extension, Hawn's daughter).
I do think SJP was pretty years ago - especially with the blonde curls she used to have, but she's done something weird to her face lately. Her eyes look very pulled.
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