QOTD: Seeing Madge Thrust Her Crotch Is Worth Your Blood, Sweat And Tears

In their ongoing battle to see who can be the biggest cunt in all the land, Madge has just jumped a million spaces ahead of Elton John with one little quote to Newsweek about her ticket prices. If you've ever complained about paying $300 to see Madge rub the dick muscle on her armpit (that is a dick growing out of her armpit, right?) against an 18-year-old backup dancer, then shut your mouth. Start saving your coins by only eating tap water and ketchup packets for the next ten months, because she's worth it. Newsweek asked Madge what she thinks about her fans complaining that her ticket prices cost more than some people's monthly car payment and the cunt angels sang her name when she said this:

“So start saving your pennies now. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I’m worth it.”

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I love that even IN THIS ECONOMY, Madge is still a solid gold bitch to the 99%. But she does bring up a good point. Would you rather spend $300 on a leather bag you get to keep forever or do you want to spend $300 on watching a plastic bag thrust around a stage for 90 minutes. That's like a Sophie's Choice between a kitten and a Kardashian. But keep hustlin', Madge.

And here's Madge at a Super Bowl press conference today. If you're going to watch her halftime show, don't be surprised if a $300 charge shows up on your cable bill with the note: "I'm worth it. xo Madge".

Posted by: Michael K

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It's Not Easy Being A Cunt • Madonna

Submitted by turnelbup on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:57pm.

NEVER HAS A TURD BEEN SO POLISHED!! I can only pray that dick lump in Bagdonna's pitty is some alien life form that will bloodily burst forth and devour her whole. Now watching THAT might be worth $300.

I can't wait for Lourdes' tell all book to come out...you just know she'll write one...

Submitted by She Stinks on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:53pm.

What a fucking bitch. She still low class white trash from Michigan.

She Stinks!

Submitted by WhiskeyRiverGirl on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:53pm.

Oh fuck her. At least a $300 purse will last. Once you see her damn concert, what do you have for that $300?

Submitted by Wood Dragon on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 11:26pm.

My god that is a scary woman. Then boytoys she gets must have to go into the bathroom and stroke it before boning her reciting,

"this is good for my career, this is good for my career, this is good for my career,"...

Submitted by sushi on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:50pm.

There is not one thing sexy about a roided woman.

Submitted by elmo533 on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:48pm.

Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 6:06pm.
Unless she falls down the stage in Beyonce like fashion for 90 minutes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2LHiKk0vRs) it ain't worth it.
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HA!! As long as she does that head bang.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK

Submitted by mahaatma on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:45pm.

That dumb bitch IS a leather bag!

... and I'll be busy blow drying my cat at halftime.
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I'm like herpes... I may disappear for awhile but you can NEVER get rid of me!

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:45pm.

I'm entitled to make fun of her old ass because I say the same thing about rod stewart, mick jaggar robert plant, sting, and A bunch of other old fucks I can't remember off the top of my head.
RETIRE AND BUY A FUCKING ISLAND AND JUST STAY THERE!
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!

Submitted by Gingah on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:45pm.

This hooker! I wouldn't pay $5 to see her slide that ol' dried up vagine up some hot ass twink's leg while lip syncing like a virgin. Well, maybe $5, only if the twink is super hot.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:39pm.

ENOUGH WITH THOSE BLOODY GLOVES!

Submitted by Who Cares on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:37pm.

Oh no this worthless talentless cunt will again, sing out-of-key (if not it will be a lip sync job) and then she may be playing that guitar again noticeably out of time.

Will not waste my ears or time for this POS.

Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:36pm.

Unless she falls down the stage in Beyonce like fashion for 90 minutes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2LHiKk0vRs) it ain't worth it.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"

-Mean Girl,Regina George

Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:34pm.

Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 5:41pm.

When did Danny Bonaduce go blonde?

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Somewhere, in a dark corner of this world, where transexual hookers abound, a phantom hand just reached out and smacked Danny Bonaduce across the face.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:33pm.

Jesus, for a second I thought that grotesque-looking arm in the above photo was photoshopped. It looks all deformed. And she better have that lump in her armpit checked ASAP.
She's starting to look scary and pathetic.

Submitted by Satan on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:30pm.

On second inspection...

It looks like that baby-peep protruding into her shaved armpit vagine, might be a prolapsed vein.

Which inextricably leads me to wonder wtf Arnie's peen looked like towards the end of his usage of heavy weight lifting and 'roids? That dick must have been a travesty.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:30pm.

It's going going to be really funny when she has freakishly large biceps AND that hanging skin on the undersides of her arms. Give her another five years.

Submitted by tojo on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:27pm.

I can't believe I wanted to be her...back in the '80s...

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Submitted by PrettyPoison on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:27pm.

LMAO! I looooooooooooooooove this biatch. OMG, oh yes she did go there. I paid $500 for the Confessions tour, (compared to $100 for a floor seat at Blonde Ambition, and $50 for Who's That Girl tours) and yes, I bitched, and I have no regrets.

Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:26pm.

Guess our lil street urchin Annie forgot she lived in the shitter in NY and existed on popcorn and Tab. Is this how she saves Malawai?
::cues music for "Desperado"::

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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK

Submitted by elmo533 on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:25pm.

I just saw a commercial for her new music video--even her videos are airbrushed.

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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK

Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:24pm.

That thing in her armpit is making my armpit hurt. That can not be comfortable.

I feel like the NFL owes me $300 for having this creature in their halftime show, even though I won't be watching it anyway.

Submitted by Coffy73 on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:24pm.

Note to Madonna, I've never spent $300 on a handbag, never! My last purse was like $40 and that had me second guessing, lol! Anyway, I love Madonna's older hits, but not so much the latest ones; think I'd be better off just playing one of her greatest hits cds.

Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:23pm.

Another reason I don't like Madonna.

She should write a check out to Gaga for making her over-musculated ass relevant again.
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Submitted by not shocked on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:22pm.

Those chipmunk cheeks are sad. I was youtubing old borderline period madonna videos when she was soft and a little chubby, even then her face did not looked filled to hell with restylane.

Submitted by Satan on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:21pm.

Her raised armpit is a penis and a 'gina.

Submitted by Gigaboob on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:21pm.

I see she's carrying on with the gloves because it hides her veiny hands. Long sleeves, ho.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:21pm.

Eh. I'm going shopping. What's the saying? "There are more gays in here than in IKEA on Superbowl Sunday"

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:21pm.

“So start saving your pennies now. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I’m worth it.”

But did she say it with a faux Brit accent???

Submitted by Capitanne on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:19pm.

$300 peep show with lip synching.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:19pm.

I am sorry, but those arms are horrendous! What does someone have to do to get arms like that? Madge and SJP, whaaaaii?? Yeah, you're WORTH it! Jeeeeze! :)

"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:18pm.

so which team is she gonna lineback for? she's gonna scissor kick that fucking football into some fupa endowed chick's crotch, ugh so hot.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by cprincess on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:18pm.

Jeez -I just noticed the old crows arms-does she really think she looks good?
Fuck me-do us all a favor -retire you old bag,lay off the working out and gain 15lbs.

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Submitted by Satan on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:18pm.

Fuck. Her armpit has a fuckin' malformed, inoperative penis or a really serious glandular malfunction.

Submitted by elmo533 on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:17pm.

Well guess what you dumb cunt, if I buy a $300 purse (which I have never done) it's going to last more than a few hours. And if I went to a concert I'd want to hear her early hits which I hear she never performs.

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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK

Submitted by cprincess on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:16pm.

I wouldn't pay 30.00 to see the old crow.

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:15pm.

"YER BUYIN A TICKET TO THE GUN SHOW"

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:14pm.

Oh for God's sake! Put on a shirt with sleeves you crone!

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:13pm.

I like her "BUY A $300 TICKET OR I'LL FUCKING PUMMEL YOU" pose