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February 2, 2012 / Posted by:

The Mona Lisa’s “twin sister” who was discovered by Madrid’s Museo del Prado – This whole time, Mona Lisa has been smirking like she’s a one-of-a-kind original ho when she’s got a sister who was made by a different daddy at around the same time she was made. The Prado has had Mona Lisa’s sister for years, but they really didn’t think she was special until they were getting her ass ready for a da Vinci exhibit in France. The Prado always thought Copy Lisa was a basic bitch, because her background was completely black. But when they did tests on it, they discovered that the black paint was covering the same kind of landscape that’s behind Mona Lisa. The black paint was added in the 18th century for some reason. That “some reason” being Mona Lisa trying to sabotage her sister so she can suck up all the attention for herself. Fame whoring trash!

Experts believe that the Mona Lisa copy (or Phony Lisa as some people have been calling her) was painted by Leonardo da Vinci’s apprentice, Francesco Melzi, at the same time the original was painted. They think that it’s possible that Melzi was in the studio as da Vinci painted Mona Lisa. That’s what makes this copy extra special. After technical art people stripped away a few layers of varnish, they discovered that Mona Lisa had a pair of exquisite brows and was much younger than the original shows.

The Mona Lisa copy will hang in the Prado for a little while before going to France for the show.

Dlisted reader Riem said Copy Lisa looks like Chola Lisa to her and I sort of agree. I mean, I don’t get a shot of Sharpie fumes to the nose when I look at her, but she does look like my cousin Cindy with her quickie brows on. You know, quickie brows are like dress rehearsal brows. It’s like wearing a robe over your eyes instead of a full gown. If Cindy hasn’t put on her full glamour face and somebody knocks on her door, she’ll quickly slash a couple of brows over her eyes with an eyebrow pencil and call it good.

And now that Mona Lisa and Lisa Lisa are about to be reunited, I can’t wait for them to star in a remake of Sister, Sister. Jackée Harry, please text your agent NOW!

via Daily Mail

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