Behold, The Most Beautiful Man You've Ever Seen

And thy name is Nate Naylor.

I really hope that you have an eyeball on your chin so that you can read all about our modern day Adonis as you lick his picture. This perfect human man (not my words) is currently blessing Scarlett Johansson's double Mount Olympus chichis with his natural beauty and so People put up their magnifying glass to him to find out who he really is. It reads like a press release about him, written by him and he should really start a second career in writing Match.com profiles. Nate Naylor (pronounced: Nate Nail Her) is in the business of overselling shit (surprise, surprise) and works as an advertising executive in NYC.

Nate has a NSFWish Tumblr, dated Kristen Johnston for a quick minute, is an Arizona native and is so beautiful in person that looking at him is like looking at a unicorn made of marijuana dancing on top of a double rainbow over an In-N-Out. Basically, Nate always keeps fresh silk hankies in his pocket, because you will weep like it's the first time you've wept when you see his face up close.

This is the second fact from People's "What You Need To Know About Nate Naylor" list and it's the only thing you need to know about Nate Naylor:

2. He gets high praise from friends – for his work and looks

Naylor "is the most beautiful man I've ever seen in person," says fellow freelance creative director Lawson Clarke, who is known in the ad world as Male Copywriter. "He basically looks like Morrissey in his prime." But Naylor's not just another pretty face. "Bottom line is Nate's a great guy and really respected in the industry," adds Clarke, who has worked with Naylor multiple times. "Scarlett should be so lucky."

"Nate Naylor is the most beautiful man I've ever seen in person." - Lawson Clarke

"He basically looks like Morrissey in his prime." - Lawson Clarke

Nate Naylor should get both of those quotes tattooed on his ass and forehead, because those words will close all deals. I swear, Lawson Clarke is the greatest dick puller ever. Now I'm not saying that Nate Naylor ain't hot (because I'd hit it, duh), but I am saying that Lawson Clarke has only seen three men in person and the other two were Brian Peppers and Mimi in drag. So he's not lying.

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Submitted by BuBBLeGuMpiiNk on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 4:43pm.

He does not look like Morrissey at all.. Lawson clarke can go suck a bag of shitty dicks.

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Submitted by veronika on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 6:54am.

No!, he is not the handsomest looking guy around..keep looking....

Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 6:24am.

meh he looks like all the other guys who think they are handsome with their checkered/gingham shirt combo with white pants or brown slacks.

doubt he is a mean licker or anything, dudes like that fuck and look in the mirror to admire themselves, so scarlett wont be coming anytime soon.

Submitted by LisaRose on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 12:28pm.

I always thought Morrissey would have been considered rather nerdy in his heyday. Heck, he pretty much still looks the same.

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Submitted by CrazyMoll on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 10:46am.

Scar sure gets around, these are all the ones we know about. Geez.

Submitted by LisaL on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 9:35am.

Well he is handsome, but meh.... anything is better than that big nosed asshat troll Penn.

Submitted by bornagainChristian on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 9:30am.

love REALLY IS blind.

he has no lips, a serious under-bite and who chopped off his chin?

Submitted by TequilaTax on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 9:19am.

Usually men with facial dimples get my attention but this guy...nah.

Bully for ScarJo if that is what turns her crank.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 9:00am.

Mugshot chic! Attractive with a side order of disturbed. Looks like he was going for visually striking images on his site but assembled a hodge-podge of confused instead.

Whatevs ScarJo, anything is better that crusty Penne. :P
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Submitted by darlingjulie on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 8:33am.

My armpit looks more like Morrissey than this dude.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 8:31am.

Get it, ScarJo!

I ain't mad at her, but she should perhaps let him borrow some of her pout as he's severely lacking in that department.

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Submitted by justincase on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 1:52am.

He has a Dick Tracy chin to go with those thin lips.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 12:33am.

The real Nate Naylor: somewhat less perfect:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2095736/Scarlett-Johanssons...

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Submitted by Naughychimp on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 10:32pm.

Scarlett is fug so this even this guy is prettier than she.

Submitted by not shocked on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 9:57pm.

Looks like a sling-bladish mugshot of an inbred ozarks serial rapist/killer who saves the socks of his victims.

Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 9:19pm.

If he is so wonderful, why does this picture,look like a mugshot?

Submitted by shelfbeast on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 8:23pm.

I've known Lawson Clarke for years. He's one of the funniest fuckers I know.

http://malecopywriter.com/

Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 7:55pm.

Submitted by Tatiana on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 5:35pm.
"People" magazine put Rumer Willis on their "most beautiful" list a few years ago.
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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 7:03pm.

Eh, he looks OK. I am not really all that amazed.

Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 6:29pm.

He aint all that.

His chin would make a good boot scraper.
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Submitted by pohyah on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 6:14pm.

Nice eyes and nice hair. I'd do those parts. The rest, nah, no thanks.

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Submitted by Tatiana on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 5:35pm.

"People" magazine put Rumer Willis on their "most beautiful" list a few years ago. They ain't no judge of beauty so they should really not even bother to print this kind of thing.

Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:57pm.

He should move to Canada. He would definitely be the coolest guy that ever lived there. Could probably become their king.

Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:52pm.

I didn't know Morrisey had a prime.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:25pm.

Submitted by grommet on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 1:57pm.
Man, this guy had a PR team READY.

Yep, and I think that tumblr page was a "dummy" account set up to present a certain image. Not updated often and few "notes".

Submitted by mefunigirl on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:17pm.

I thought he looked sexy as all hell in this pic, just my type
then I googled him...not so much.

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Submitted by sinjin on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:42pm.

I think he looks like Li'l Abner, or some other comic book guy form that era.

I wouldn't. I would like to add that I noticed he pinged a lot of our douchebag/serial killer/misogynist/child toucher radars. Mine as well. You ladies that would do him should take yoru radars in for maintenance! :-P

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=li%27l+abner&um=1&hl=en&rlz=1R2GGLL_en&bi...

Submitted by Beyotch Puhlease on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 4:01pm.

He's a nice looking chap, but I mean come on, "the most beautiful man I've ever seen in person"? BITCH PLEASE! You obviously don't get out much.

He's got droopy eyelids and thin lips, and he looks drunk as a skunk in that picture of him in the black hooded sweatshirt

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 3:59pm.

WHAT TH--?!

At long last we've found our leading man and can begin shooting Mark Trail: Straight Outta Lost Forest!

Who will play Cherry?!

Submitted by Deep-Sigh on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 3:56pm.

Meh....put him in a cape and some red tights and he looks like Superman. Put some glasses on him, Clark Kent. Cape..Superman. Glasses...Clark kent.

Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 3:55pm.

I read this:

"Nate Naylor is the most beautiful man I've ever seen in person." - Lawson Clarke

"Nate Naylor is the most beautiful man I've ever seen in prison." - Lawson Clarke

Submitted by Infamous on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 3:50pm.

LOL @ whoever said it looks like a composite sketch

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 3:50pm.

Caramel -- Robert Mitchum wasn't handsome like Cary Grant, but he had a great voice and a certain swagger. Definitely sexy.

Submitted by Banilla Bagina on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 3:37pm.

Bet he likes his blow! But only socially , OF COURSE.
Tumblr named 'up in guts' as "get up in them guts!?" Slang for a guy sharing his fucking 'prowess'. He's exquisitely urbane isn't he

And my brother is a textbook narcissist advertising director in manahattan... if he wasn't so evil I'd ask if he knew this guy. They seem to flourish in that ..particular field

Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 3:30pm.

Nate and Lawson seem to be more than coworkers, if you catch my drift.

(In case you aren't much of a drift catcher: I'll bet Nate and Lawson know what each other's manjuice tastes like)

Good luck with that, Scarlett!

Submitted by Caramel on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 3:30pm.

How about Robert Mitchum for old timey crush?
I always thought he was fine.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 3:24pm.

"He basically looks like Morrissey in his prime." - Lawson Clarke

That's seriously gotta be one of the most bizarre compliments a straight guy could hear.

Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 3:21pm.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 2:16pm.
<"Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 1:44pm.
Is he a graduate of The Steven Carrington Institute for the Treatment and Study of Faggotry?">

Well, People claims he's flitted from Amsterdam to San Francisco to New York, and I'd guess that covers every one of their campuses.
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I wonder how many times Sucky's had him in one of the campus bathrooms?

Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 2:57pm.

He looks like a child molester from the 1950's.

"Wanna bottle of Grape Nehi, young man? Come down to the basement with me and we'll see what we can find"

Submitted by fookyoo on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 2:56pm.

His name is like Tate Taylor but with a cold.

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Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 2:43pm.

A clean jawline Is the key. He looks kind of like Carry Grant.

Submitted by daredarlington on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 2:41pm.

WOW and YUMZ!! This guy is totally like an older Jake Ryan. HOT!

Submitted by Andrei on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 2:27pm.

I think Chris Evans (Captain America guy) is cute. Not this dude.

Submitted by Bacallin on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 2:25pm.

Why does his picture look like a composite sketch.

Submitted by Andrei on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 2:17pm.

This guy isn't hot at all to me. And wtf did I just read? Sounds like Mitt Romney endorsing himself.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 2:16pm.

<"Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 1:44pm.
Is he a graduate of The Steven Carrington Institute for the Treatment and Study of Faggotry?">

Well, People claims he's flitted from Amsterdam to San Francisco to New York, and I'd guess that covers every one of their campuses.

Submitted by clutching-at-straws on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 2:06pm.

Submitted by Twat Muffin
Some of the cable stations have been running old Rock Hudson movies. Wasn't he too gorgeous for words? No, this guy cannot hold a candle to Rock.

ITA with all of this. Also, this Lawson Clarke guy should get together with that ho who wrote that nauseating suck-up piece about Goopy. They can practice kissing asses on each other.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 2:03pm.

PSL -- I was watching "The Towering Inferno" one day, and it was like a hotness smorgasbord, Paul Newman, Steve McQueen and an older William Holden. They don't make them like they used to!

GG -- oh, yeah, some spanky times!!!

Jack -- too funny!!!