Afternoon Crumbs
Before you wonder how in the hell the guy on the left won a George Clooney look-alike contest in Ireland, I should remind you it’s Ireland. They were all tanked! Get drunk, look at this picture and you’ll see that he looks like George Clooney. Actually, he’d probably look more like Rosemary Clooney with a buzz cut, but close enough! – Videogum
Brad Pitt likes “cock” – Lainey Gossip
The word “career” should sue Lindsay Lohan for slander and defamation of character since bitch hasn’t had one for a while – The Superficial
And Beyonce will slip Jennifer Aniston her surrogate’s business card in 3..2.. – Celebitchy
Praise Christina Hendricks’ magnificent chichis – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
It took me a few blinks to realize the one on the right isn’t a Ginger Spice wax figure – Hollywood Tuna
Azealia Banks comes out as a lover of peen and poon – Towleroad
So much tragedy in a grey wool beanie – Popoholic
If I was Amanda Seyfried, I’d be more terrified about what Glamour did to my face on the cover – ICYDK
Take your pants off and get comfortable if a topless Chris Evans is your thing – Popsugar
Top Ramen noodles = Taylor Momsen’s crunchy weave – Just Jared
More French peen – (NSFW) OMG Blog
But where is Cindy Snow? – SOW
Jeremy Piven looks different – I’m Not Obsessed
What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye? – The Daily What
ANGRY SEAL ALERT – Hollywood Rag
And I’ve still seen some NYC apartments that are worse than this – Cityrag