Afternoon Crumbs

February 2, 2012 / Posted by:

Before you wonder how in the hell the guy on the left won a George Clooney look-alike contest in Ireland, I should remind you it’s Ireland. They were all tanked! Get drunk, look at this picture and you’ll see that he looks like George Clooney. Actually, he’d probably look more like Rosemary Clooney with a buzz cut, but close enough! – Videogum

Brad Pitt likes “cock” – Lainey Gossip

The word “career” should sue Lindsay Lohan for slander and defamation of character since bitch hasn’t had one for a while – The Superficial

And Beyonce will slip Jennifer Aniston her surrogate’s business card in 3..2.. – Celebitchy

Praise Christina Hendricks’ magnificent chichis – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

It took me a few blinks to realize the one on the right isn’t a Ginger Spice wax figure – Hollywood Tuna

Azealia Banks comes out as a lover of peen and poon – Towleroad

So much tragedy in a grey wool beanie – Popoholic

If I was Amanda Seyfried, I’d be more terrified about what Glamour did to my face on the cover – ICYDK

Take your pants off and get comfortable if a topless Chris Evans is your thing – Popsugar

Top Ramen noodles = Taylor Momsen’s crunchy weave – Just Jared

More French peen – (NSFW) OMG Blog

But where is Cindy Snow? – SOW

Jeremy Piven looks different – I’m Not Obsessed

What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye? – The Daily What

ANGRY SEAL ALERT – Hollywood Rag

And I’ve still seen some NYC apartments that are worse than this – Cityrag

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