Is Marlo Hampton's "Big Papa" Ted Turner?
On Sunday night's The Real Howives of Atlanta, common felon turned kept bitch Marlo Hampton got into a butch bitch battle royale with resident doberman Sheree Whitfield and it quickly turned into Marlo bragging about how her townhouse is paid for, her Aston Martin is in her name and she didn't have to spend a cent of her own money on her adam's apple removal surgery. (I made that one up, but pass me Marlo's medical file and I'm sure I'll be able to point to it.) Sheree then let it be known that Marlo got all of the fancy shit she owns by opening her legs to an 80-year-old white sugar daddy. I know, Sheree said it like it's a bad thing. Marlo is just using what a good surgeon gave her to make it rain hundred dollar bills without getting out of bed. My dream job.
Part of me thinks that Marlo was one of those frontin' hos who drives a 1988 Toyota Tercel with an Aston Martin shell over it, lives in the detached garbage behind the townhouse she says she owns and buys all of her luxury "designer" bags from an exclusive boutique housed in the back of a truck. But if Hello Beautiful (via C+D) is right, then I'm very wrong. Because they're hearing from a source that Marlo hit the sugar daddy jackpot yeeeeaaaars ago when billionaire Ted Turner put her on his payroll:
“Ted Turner was Marlo’s sugar daddy. My understanding is that Marlo is one of the reasons why Jane Fonda divorced Ted Turner.Ted Turner is the 'sponsor' who financed the The Red Carpet Boutique Marlo had at the Perimeter mall in ATL. Marlo knows how to get money, she’s a true hustler.”
Well, color me impressed and punch me in the face with a Hanoi Jane fist. Marlo is not only a spot-on Chilli from TLC female impersonator, but she's also a successful gold digger. Marlo's talents know no bounds and here she is showing off one of the talents she shares with her arch rival Sheree:
Say what you want about Marlo, but you can't deny that she has the fighting skills of one of those sound-activated goblin Halloween props you buy at Walgreens. Now that is a true talent.
I did see an episode where Marlo and NeNe went to a fundraiser party thrown by Ted Turner daughter and current girlfriend. I highly doubt this multiple felon is "dating" Ted Turner. I just don't believe his people would allow her to get through to him but it was strange that she was invited to this event and knew Turner's family. Maybe she is a kept hooker that the family has to put up with. The truth is she probably spreads that rumor around to get publicity and the party she attend is due to Bravo being in the scene. I just don't see how this hooker would be allowed to be close to these people if it wasn't due to Bravo.
@ Evil and bridgjones:
I'm guessing Buddy will eat Laura Gigantisaurus first. There's lots of eatin' there and she's been taking up too much room on top of that Dinosaur Train anyway.
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I'm like herpes... I may disappear for awhile but you can NEVER get rid of me!
Submitted by bridgjones on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 2:44pm.
@Evil_Cupcake: Which one do you think Buddy will eat first when he is big enough?
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LOL!
I'm thinking Tiny. How about you?
"her adam's apple removal surgery. (I made that one up, but pass me Marlo's medical file and I'm sure I'll be able to point to it.)" -- MK, You are Ridiculous, LMAO at this post!
Sheree, you a NASTY BITCH if you let grandpeppaw with the little whitestasche fuck you! And, golddigger-talking about it? ~CLASSAY!~ He's beyong GROSS! Hurrlghh!!
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
Yup, the "coroner" was Charles Smith, Grrrrrrr, good thing there's no death penalty!! HOLY SHIT!!!
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 2:07pm.
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LOL, somehow I knew I wasn't going to get away with that!
You know I lurves you too Doggie!:)
@Evil_Cupcake: Which one do you think Buddy will eat first when he is big enough?
I can't with a lot of those shows. I am too concrete with my thinking. My kid is watching Heidi and all I can think about is it's bullshit that a candle can knock that old broad unconscious.
That mom would have kicked Buddy out of that nest as soon as he popped out.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 1:04pm.
The only shows I watch on PBS- Downton Abbey, Dinosaur Train (YES,I watch a kids show.) and Antique's Roadshow. Oh, and old French Chef episodes
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 1:57pm.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 1:25pm.
*pictures Whamo as a Mountie with a white wolf*
I'm sure IF misses you, too. Reading your mutual altercations is always fun.
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LOL, ya Ms. Fury is a real sweetie and I love trading wits and barbs with her, she's a funny one for sure:)
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Ted usually goes for old bags over 40, not young supple stink-fish.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 1:25pm.
*pictures Whamo as a Mountie with a white wolf*
I'm sure IF misses you, too. Reading your mutual altercations is always fun.
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LOL, ya Ms. Fury is a real sweetie and I love trading wits and barbs with her, she's a funny one for sure:)
White wolf:) LOL!
Love me some Downton Abbey and watching it makes me classy.
*pictures Whamo as a Mountie with a white wolf*
I'm sure IF misses you, too. Reading your mutual altercations is always fun.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
*pushes play...falls out of chair and into the floor convulsing*...wtf was that noise??!! I am glad I am at work, that would have trashed my poor dogs! Dayuuuumn.
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Ooh that's kinda juicy actually....a couple of eps ago Marlo invited NeNe to a charity luncheon that was hosted by Ted Turner's daughter where they were buying jooree to save the planet or something like that. Marlo dropped a lot of money (can't remember how much, but it was ridiculous) on this huge bauble of a ring.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
PBS is awesome. We used to make fun of this smart fat kid at school because he made the fatal mistake of saying his favorite show was "Nova". Now I feel bad because "Nova" is pretty fucking cool.
Not that it's on PBS, but my kids and I LOVE "How It's Made". I have a few episodes on DVR and they soothe me back to sleep when I get middle-of-the-night insomnia.
Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 12:34pm
TEAM TODD HOFFMAN!!!
On topic: it's my mid day applesauce and nap time.
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Hi M.E., hi Guest! Thanks for satisfying my curiosity, or should I say fanks? (For the serenade, too.)
(((IF))), just in case you're lurking somewhere in sunny Mexico: here's hoping you will soon feel like your radiant self again.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 12:43pm.
Wait a sec, Whamo, you are not from the USA? And why is IF missing? Excuse me for being nosy, but, well hum, I just am.
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Yes I'm a Proud Canadian:)
Ms. Fury is trying to get a handle on her bad case of the sads.
And yes I do miss my Ms. Fury.
If you're lurking out there Ms. Fury we all lurves ya:)
Oh well, guest got dumped. Too bad, so sad.
Heeeeeeyyyyyy ba-buttons!!! *wiggles eyebrowns*
I'll watch History, Discovery and PBS with you.
*wink, wink, flash*
*shoves guest to the side*
The only shows I watch on PBS- Downton Abbey, Dinosaur Train (YES,I watch a kids show.) and Antique's Roadshow. Oh, and old French Chef episodes.
Why ba_buttons I had no idea you'd made such elaborate plans! *calls for security* LOL. ;)
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Guest, you mean the Hitler channel.
Ted Turner is a piece of shit.
They deserve each other.
Submitted by guest on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 12:19pm.
*yawns @ pbs & the history channel* :p
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*ba-buttons immediately cancels elaborate Kardashian-esque plans for the "guest & ba-buttons non-celebrity famewhore wedding of the millienium"*
*ba-buttons cancels order for powder blue tux w/ chest ruffles*
*ba-buttons cancels order for guest's virginal white wedding bikini*
Sorry, guest. No PBS? That's a deal breaker. ba-buttons gets stabby without his 'Frontline'
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
I've had enough of this pic of Turner with his flycatcher hanging open. Can we haz new post?
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Mickey - can't answer you about Whamo...I fink Canadian??????
Irish Fury has a bout of the blues and is taking care of shit if I read correctly last time she posted last week.
BTW - HAI!
Hey Mickey. *waves & sings hey mickey ur so fine ur so fine u blow my mind hey mickey hey mickey* lol.
IF is in Mehico for a little siesta & darksided is her siggie so when Whamo called me that I figured he must be missing her.
*queue i ain't missing you @ all by john waite*
Fanks, Whamo!
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Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 12:34pm.
This new trick Marlo really should have been on Goldrush instead of RHOA... She could teach Todd Hoffman and Parker Shnable where to find the biggest vein of gold..... apparently it runs right up the side of Ted Turner's chemically propped up dick.
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Ahahahaha! You are another one here that cracks me up.
HUGE Mahaatma fan! : )
I don't care about this story - I gave up RHOA for RHONJ seasons ago (I can only stomach one.)
However, I have to say ooooooooooooh to those sound activated goblins. They put one in my grocery store and it scared the shit out of me. I screamed bloody murder and dropped my groceries. The bag boy thought it was reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal funny. *sideye*
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
IF is in Mexico. She's not in a happy place.
I know what you meant Whamo. Don't let them get you.
Wait a sec, Whamo, you are not from the USA? And why is IF missing? Excuse me for being nosy, but, well hum, I just am.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Doggie,
Look up Frontlines "Post Mortem" documentry and be prepared to be blown away.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 12:26pm.
Maybe I'm missing something. The coroner only declares people dead,
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The coroner does the final autopsy, declares cause of death and signs the death certificate. That's the whole problem is in some of these small towns a person can be looked over by one guy who doesn't know his asshole from their asshole and can declares foul plat or no foul play
oh ok Whamo, now I get you. :) Please pass the Wurthers
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by mahaatma on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 12:34pm.
This new trick Marlo really should have been on Goldrush instead of RHOA... She could teach Todd Hoffman and Parker Shnable where to find the biggest vein of gold..... apparently it runs right up the side of Ted Turner's chemically propped up dick.
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ahahahahahah
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Whenever I see this sort of thing, I hear Brett singing, "You don't have to be a prostitute... you must have some other skills/do you have any other skills? Like typing?"
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
This new trick Marlo really should have been on Goldrush instead of RHOA... She could teach Todd Hoffman and Parker Shnable where to find the biggest vein of gold..... apparently it runs right up the side of Ted Turner's chemically propped up dick.
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I'm like herpes... I may disappear for awhile but you can NEVER get rid of me!
Whamo...you must be missing IF alot huh? Lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 12:26pm.
Maybe I'm missing something. The coroner only declares people dead, which is required by law. Death scene investigators (or CSI) determine if there was a crime committed and how. The medical examiner is the only one who can declare cause of death and that's what court testimony is predicated on.
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Submitted by guest on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 12:19pm.
*yawns @ pbs & the history channel* :p
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Are you insane woman!!!!
*makes the sign of the cross at guest cause surely she's been possessed by the dark side*
She's dark sided peoples, DARK SIDED!!!!!!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 12:04pm.
Evil_Cupcake -- always glad to help edumacate my peeps!!!
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Oh yeah, and THANKS SO MUCH, for the image of old man Turner getting ass fucked with a strap on by Jane Fonda AND Marlo.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 12:15pm.
silly Whamo thinks a Coroner is the Hangman!
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 12:13pm.
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Of course I understand he's not the hangman but what I mean is that his testimony weighs very heavy on the minds of the jury. We have a case here in Canada where this coroner's testamony has put many many many people in jail. In a lot of cases he said mothers and fathers killed their children and of course everyone belives him. As it turns out the guy's methods and testimony have been proven false and many people are getting their cases thrown out and people are getting let out of a jail they've been in for the past 10-15
marLOW is a piece of garbage. She's disgusting. Bravo needs to remove that trash box from my tv screen asap. trash trash trash.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 12:04pm.
Well, we all know you only like them if they're tiny, don't you, pedophile?
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LOL! Dog, you crack me up.
Submitted by Slurpee on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 12:10pm.
God, these shows full of self-entitled cunts who've never worked a day in their lives make me sick. Patoooey!
Everyone has a hellacious sense of self-entitlement nowadays. What's your point?
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 12:18pm.
I hate her too! She is part of the reason I don't watch Atlanta anymore. I think the only reason Kroy married her was because Bravo said that they would give them a spin-off if they did. Who is going to watch that?
LOL FELONY BATTERY OF A POLICE OFFICER!!!
I'D FREAKIN DIE!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Marlo? When did she appear?
I've only seen bits of a few episodes.