Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 1, 2012 / Posted by:

They’re taking our jobs! They’re outsourcing to dogs now! But honestly, this labrador, or golden retriever, or Marley & Me dog, or overgrown beagle dog, or whatever she is (all big dogs look the same to me – NO RACIST) is a really dog secretary. Oh sorry, I mean a really good junior administrative assistant dog. This dog is serious about the job and gets it done fast. If this was you or me, we’d take ten times as long to even pick that paper up off the printer. Truth.

While waiting for it to print, we’d walk to the back, grab a Cactus Cooler out of the refrigerator and then talk to one of the vet assistants about how Sarah Michelle Gellar’s wig on Ringer last night looked so thirsty and busted that not even a desperate chicken would lay an egg on that ugly shit. We’d eventually make our way to the front, grab the paper, look at it like it means something to us and immediately get distracted by all those pictures taped to the side. We’d ask the other assistant, “I haven’t seen these before. Is that your daughter? She has your hair. Oh, that’s not your daughter. Are you sure? You should call Maury. (crickets).” Finally after all that, we’d hand the receipt over to the customer but not before telling him, “Oh, shit. I loved your mom in Mermaids! Did you get that new dick yet?

So yeah, this dog is doing a better job than you, me and everybody else. She should get DOGPLOYEE OF THE YEAR!

via Reddit (For Kane)

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