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They're taking our jobs! They're outsourcing to dogs now! But honestly, this labrador, or golden retriever, or Marley & Me dog, or overgrown beagle dog, or whatever she is (all big dogs look the same to me - NO RACIST) is a really dog secretary. Oh sorry, I mean a really good junior administrative assistant dog. This dog is serious about the job and gets it done fast. If this was you or me, we'd take ten times as long to even pick that paper up off the printer. Truth.
While waiting for it to print, we'd walk to the back, grab a Cactus Cooler out of the refrigerator and then talk to one of the vet assistants about how Sarah Michelle Gellar's wig on Ringer last night looked so thirsty and busted that not even a desperate chicken would lay an egg on that ugly shit. We'd eventually make our way to the front, grab the paper, look at it like it means something to us and immediately get distracted by all those pictures taped to the side. We'd ask the other assistant, "I haven't seen these before. Is that your daughter? She has your hair. Oh, that's not your daughter. Are you sure? You should call Maury. (crickets)." Finally after all that, we'd hand the receipt over to the customer but not before telling him, "Oh, shit. I loved your mom in Mermaids! Did you get that new dick yet?"
So yeah, this dog is doing a better job than you, me and everybody else. She should get DOGPLOYEE OF THE YEAR!
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she looks like a happy employee which is more than I can say for most ho's...
I love the expression on the other doggies face when she gets a treat -it clearly says 'what about me bitch'.....
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Submitted by k.dizz on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 1:26pm.
exactly, albino...i couldn't believe that MK just let that chaz lookalike go by.
i'll be your doug.
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Did you miss this:
" Finally after all that, we'd hand the receipt over to the customer but not before telling him, "Oh, shit. I loved your mom in Mermaids! Did you get that new dick yet?"
That was the subtle Chaz reference!
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omg. This was Hil-hairy-dick-ulous! ahaaaa.
"This dog is serious about the job and gets it done fast."
I leeeerve you, MKay!
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Puppehs! Don't forget the Puppy Bowl and Kitty halftime this weekend. It sure as shit will be better than the superbowl and Madonna's past due ass.
Awww... this warmed my black heart. Dogs are the best!
That pup did more work in 46 seconds than my old boss did in 4 years.
I have a yellow lab and if I had time to train her powers for good (getting receipts, bottled water for me, the mail) and not the evil she does everyday (stealing the remote- i.e. the most important thing in the house- stealing chocolate and/or any other food product-going through all garbage) she might actually do some good.*
Now give that other doggie a treat! He opened the door!!!!!!!
*My dog does no wrong. Even when she's bad. I don't know why I even said this.
exactly, albino...i couldn't believe that MK just let that chaz lookalike go by.
i'll be your doug.
"Oh, shit. I loved your mom in Mermaids! Did you get that new dick yet?"
OMG, IGNORANT!!!! made me laff though!
Precious little citizen!
awwww....since both doggies tails were happily wagging, they both should've gotten a treat...
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Submitted by Mas71 on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 11:48am.
So that chick can't lean over a foot and pull the receipt herself? What a lazy bitch
LMFAO!!
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So that chick can't lean over a foot and pull the receipt herself? What a lazy bitch.
Is that Chaz Bono?
Seriously I would rather have dogs for coworkers than people. People get on my last fucking nerve.
I can't see the video on my phone, but I will say that dogs are better than people.
Puppehs! I miss my dog :(
HAHA! For the first 45 seconds of that clip, I thought that was Chaz and I see I'm not alone!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 8:08am.
GIVE OTHER PUPPY TREAT TOO!
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YES! Poor baby deserved a treat too!!
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Sucky is right....that dude does look like Chaz.
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Aw. What a good girl. But her friend is feeling all dejected. :(
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
hahaaa Cute! That could only happen at a vet's office with animal people, otherwise some customers would get all freaked out about doggie germs. I love the Chaz appearance comments here... too funny.
Ha I was late to work because I was playing with my puppy!!!
my Chichuahua is too smart to do that kind of work he would fetch a ball though, I can probably train the maltipom to fetch me stuff hmmmm
cute dog but no slobber in $500 vet bill
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
They're hiring at my job right now, but that would just be animal cruelty.
Aww puppeh friends, warm my heart.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 8:08am.
GIVE OTHER PUPPY TREAT TOO!
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I know! Did you see the other puppy's face? Like "Huh? What about me?"
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hmmm..this is a cute puppy..and Chaz being in this video is a nice cameo
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Squeee!!!Dog friends!!!
Jazzy:Your avatar is charming-just thinking about A Confederacy of Dunces can set off a giggling fit.
Aw, smart Mama Yellow Lab, MK. And yes, Jazz, it was nice to see Chaz Bono getting his paperwork delivered to him at the vet's office.
Woof, woof, "How may I help you?" Hahahahaha
Now seriously, I totally do that some days.
"No, really? You don't say?"
"Tell me all about it!"
"Hey Bono, how you doin'? How's your Mutha?"
*Mind numbing*
LOL!
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
GIVE OTHER PUPPY TREAT TOO!
Still, it was very cute. That dog works harder than Payless Pam in my office.
I'll get one to replace the nurse and hand me speculums.
i need those bitches in my studio. fetch me coffe. go piss on producers chair.
oh yea.
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LOL, doggies are the bestust critters in the whole wide world..who's a good doggie, that's right you are.lol
Hey the other little guy is going hey wait a minute isn't there another receipt I can deliver??
Awesome...and Chaz. Love the desperate chicken image.
AHAHAHA! How cute!
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