Thursday, February 2nd 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 1st!
Something tells me Perdue was lying about not injecting their chickens with growth hormones. - jalynne
Runners-up:
Leaked stills from the new Total Recall prove that Jessica Beal's Golden Globes dress was right on the money. - atlantapug
Mark Wahlberg's 3rd nipple has a career on its own. - Chris Knight
The "Suckle Me Salma" doll prototype still has some glitches to iron out. - fauve
via Daily Mail
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weird that my comment was deleted.
i have seen far worse not get this treatment.
*passionate fondles to all you funneh whorz*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
WTG jalynne (lmfao and shudder), atlantapug, Chris Knight and fauve!!! Congrats guys.
Yo PERKY! is this be yo wedding dress?
*Chest bumps funny winners*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
HAHAHA! Congrats winners! :)
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
HAHA nice job winners! (YO VERN!!)
Congrats winners!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Poopies! I thought I'd win this one!!
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www.dungeonhordes.com
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Yay Sucky!!!!!!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
O look, it's Bill Clint-on
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
Simpson's did it!
Rooney Mara stole Tilda Swinton's Oscar nomination this year and now she's dived into the Swinton reject pile for the perfect Oscar dress.
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Trailer Trash.
I see that Tilda Swinton was finally persuaded to spray tan.
Well, it's the only time this skinny model can enjoy having a boob. until she picks up a man again.
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Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Taco Bell's new Gordo Gaga Burrito is going over as well as their Nelly Frittata.
Nintendo unveils the fifth dungeon boss for a new, more "mature" Legend of Zelda game. Slash the eye when it drops its guard!
Nintendo unveils the fifth dungeon boss for a new, more "mature" Legend of Zelda game. Slash the eye when it drops its guard!
Using church supplied visual aids, Tom Cruise explains to his daughter why his peen is beautiful and all others are icky.
Nobody ever wants the Superboob.
Peek-A-Boob
Edited to add: Oops! I swear I didn't read the comments!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 2:47pm.
Peek-A-Boob
SometiMes you feel like a slut, sometimes you don't.
The Little Mammary
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Suddenly, Jodi Marsh doesn't feel as bad about her busted implants....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
It's official. Donatella has snorted the last brain cell out of her damn head.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Something tells me Perdue was lying about not injecting their chickens with growth hormones.
And now we know why "The Gorton's Fisherman" spent his days off at sea...
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And fashion designers wonder why people say they hate women!
Jan 30th Afternoon Crumb update- confirmation Natalie Portman's right breast got the hell out of there.
Wait till its testicular cancer awareness week..
Lindsay Lohan's future Playboy pictorial was released 20 years early.
Heidi Montag's new implants are so huge it takes two people to wear them...
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Kate shouldn't have let Tommy design the evil Xenu dress.
It's pretty sad that Janet Jackson has to shill for a weight loss program... meanwhile her wardrobe malfunction gets its own clothing line...
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Oh shit! Lady GaGa finally appears SANS FARDS!!!
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
-Father Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Xtina's newest endorsement deal:
Tamplugs, comfort designed to give you a perfect fit AND we'll take half your vagina before we slip out!
Lady TaTa
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"If you run, you'll only die tired."
Damn now even Red Lobster has its own clothing line !
Belly buttons. Some are "outies" and some are "insies." Either way, most could benefit from a lint trap.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
And for her third album, Lady Copy and Pasta decided to channel Snookitina's tampon.
Once Jionni's sperm came close to fertilizing Snooki's egg, it stopped swimming and self-destructed.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Courtney Stodden, having been informed of the arrival of the mother ship, shed her human disguise and readied herself for all-out terrestrial annihilation.
Magnificent chi. That is all.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Newt Gingrich's wife issued a statement saying "That depiction is VERY insulting to us real ali... I mean fashionable people."
Next time on Veggies Gone Wild: The TurNIP slip
Couture fashion is the breast.
We still can't confirm the dancer's name, but moments after these images were captured Britney Spears had her breaded and deep fried.
Lady Gaga insisted that her action figure be anatomically correct.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
"your majesty, my latest mission on earth was partially successful. Coverage of my outfits are not as ubiquitous as before, and my remix albums sales are down. Besides, the people of earth might soon discover my illuminati uniboob. We must do something! Send agent Del Rey to help!"
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/
The "Suckle Me Salma" doll prototype still has some glitches to iron out.
Courtney Love's quest for a third eye through drug-induced meditation and starvation, had the unfortunate side-effect of a third nipple.
Ah well, easier now to breastfeed hobos outside Burger King.