Vanity Fair's Annual White Girl Issue Featuring Two Non-White Girl

Vanity Fair(Skin) pushed our their annual Hollywood issue were they spread the supposedly freshest and hottest shit all over their cover. This year they put Rooney Mara, Mia Wasikowska, Jennifer Lawrence and Jessica Chastain on the cover, and pushed the non-troll Olsen, Elisabeth Olsen, Adepero Oduye, Shailene Woodley, Paula Patton, Felicity Jones, Phil Collins' daughter and Brit Marling to the side.

You know, this issue is supposed to be the WHO'S FUCKING WHO of Hollywood, but mostly it's just the WHO?NOREALLYWHO? of Hollywood. And it was wrong of me to say that there are only two non-white girls here, because it's well known that Rooney Mara is half Vulcan and half Hot Topicanese.

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Yeah Okay

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 11:27am.

Which one is Sharon Needles?

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 11:27am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 12:51pm.
I find there to be something very masculine about Paula Patton's face. Anyone else see it?

I see it! It's her jaw/neck situation that looks masculine to me. I've never mentioned it, but it's funny that someone else pointed it out.
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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 11:26am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 12:51pm.
I find there to be something very masculine about Paula Patton's face. Anyone else see it?

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Submitted by Mama Bear on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 11:25am.

Isn't Paula Patton a little too old and not so fresh at this point? In Hollywood terms of course. It just seems that she has been around a while and shouldn't be in this up and coming newcomers club.

Submitted by 18thCenturyFox on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 11:27am.

Love the Hot Topicanese bit. Ugh I cannot STAND Rooney "Daniel Craig says I have a perfect body" Mara.

Re: Paula Patton- she is so unbelievably mediocre looking.

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 11:24am.

Who cares? The internet has totally ruined magazines. The only time that I ever read them is when I am waiting for a doctors appointment.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 11:21am.

I find there to be something very masculine about Paula Patton's face. Anyone else see it?

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 11:20am.

where is Amber Heard or whatever her hot ass is called?

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