Open Post: Hosted By Kristen Bell's Sloth-Induced Meltdown
Like Jennifer Aniston when Justin Theroux seriously asked her out on a date without saying PSYCH! afterward, Kristen Bell was filled so much potent happiness over meeting a sloth that she melted into a puddle of joy before the sloth drank her up with a straw (that'd probably make her life).
Seriously, Veronica Mars showed Ellen a clip (skip to the 2:00 mark) of her having a melodramatic meltdown after her piece Dax Shepard introduced her to a sloth on her birthday. OVER A SLOTH! It's not like the sloth sang her a Stacey Q song or brought her a plate of Chocodiles (Why don't they make Chocodiles anymore?). It was just a sloth being a sloth. Veronica Mars is fucking crazy. Although, if you woke up next to Dax's face every morning, you too would be so vulnerable that your raw emotions would spin out of control at the drop of a SLOTH. This is your "crying over cat videos while on your period" moment on speed.
And I'm totally changing Birthday Sluts to Birthday Sloths.
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That was dang cute. Lack of drugs does a young girl good.
AWWW, that was adorable! How can you not like a person who can still become like a little kid over meeting their dream animal? :-)
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I've just recently only discovered Kristen Bell as I only knew her by name before and I thought: I think I like her! Now after seeing this I KNOW I like her! That is too precious! She's like a little kid. How can you not love that?!! :)
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Damn, we were just ragging on Nick Carter the other day, but this is just sad:
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/nick-aaron-carters-sister-leslie-dead-25-04232...
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Sat, 12/17/2011
Bitchin' after the fact about a job that you wanted to do for the fat ass check makes you kind of dick. You go to work, do your bit, collect your money. Lik
I. WANT. A. SLOTH!!!!! Then, when everyone wants to know why I'm so slow, I can say,"leave me alone! I'm walking my fluckin' sloth, Ok???". "asshole!". =o)
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This drama queen is giving Highly Sensitive Persons everywhere a bad name.
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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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lmao that FB was insane. I'll tell the first letter of the name for a 40. #offtomorrow
Finally saw the sloth freak-out video (had to google it). Lol
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by yucko on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 6:22pm.
I am the first to admit that its an extremely hard plan to stick to. If I wasn't in extreme pain after having most grains, I wouldn't be able to stick to it. If you have a Whole Foods nearby they have their own Gluten-Free Bakehouse line that is pretty good. I don't like their white sandwich bread. It's not very sturdy, if that makes sense. It soaks up mayo or jelly and it has kind of a rice-y after-taste. But Udi's bread is pretty decent, but small and expensive. It tastes like and has the closest texture to "real" bread.
I used to eat a ton of pasta, but I just don't eat it anymore. There is a brand called Tinkyada (or something like that) that is supposed to be very good.
Most of the time I stick to meat, fruit, and veggies. It's just easier and some of those gluten-free things can be super expensive. Four Whole Foods muffins are $9! If you are really jonesing for a muffin or pasta, it's good to have the option, but I can't justify spending that much all the time.
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I only eat Tinkyada Brown Rice pasta and it's delicious! It cooks just like regular pasta, but it's made of 100% brown rice and nothing else. Which of course makes it gluten-free.
I get it 100%. But I feel that way about giraffes. Seriously, 100%.
"If you guessed Junie Hoang, then give yourself a slap in the face and follow it up with a punch to the eye, because that's what you get for lying." -MK
I feel like a sloth most of the time. I could definitely go for being a sloth on adderal.
Thanks for the link, Hekki.
My favorite and just happens to also be gluten-free (and organic)
Cedarlane Enchilada Pie: http://www.cedarlanefoods.com/p0084.htm
So fucking good!
Also, if you are having Chinese their rice noodles (I believe) are delicious and gluten-free. I think they're call Chow Fan or Mai Fan (or Fun, something like that)
Holy crap, I've been mostly gluten free for half a year now. All of these comments are going to be really helpful. It has really put a pep in my step. Quinoa is my best friend, there's this mexi-grain salad recipe from Vegan Stoner that's to die for.
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Damn it why do I do this to myself...just saw the vid once more and losing it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS0rHjJSUo8&sns=em
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*flicks Mike's ear*
Can someone point me in the direction of the best Coach outlet online?
How do you take the gluten out of wheat so as to make pizza dough?
FUCKING SPAMMERS! FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHIT FAKE COACH BAGS
I make my own pizza at home and I swear it's better than most pizza places. It's more work but hella cheaper. I have a great pizza sauce recipe (but any canned tomato product will do). We were fiddling around with pizza stones (which kept breaking) but I discovered that my old blackened Silpat on my old blackened coookie sheet makes for a great baking surface. Crispy bottom!
Also, you have to grate a little asiago in with the mozzarella. And I toast the pepperoni and blot the fat off so you don't get those puddles of orange grease.
Picky? Yes, we ARE.
Trader joes has very decent gluten free baked goods and other items...not gone hate on Veronica mars...this was me getting verklemt this morning watching that 5 year old welcoming her daddy back from Afghanistan on her bday...I totes lost it :-/
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 7:45pm.
What the FUCK is this about??? Mother of God!
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/31/10282876-mcdonalds-drops-us...
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What the fucking fuck? I just....fuck. That's so disgusting.
To the gluten/grain avoiders: google "elana's kitchen". She has good recipes! Many of the baked goods call for coconut or nut flours. But I think you cam grind your own. The comments often have good tips, too.
What the FUCK is this about??? Mother of God!
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/31/10282876-mcdonalds-drops-us...
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 4:42pm.
*Runs around in circles, yelling, "Maleficent is back! Maleficent is back! Maleficent is back!"*
I'm a sloth at times. Well, except for the sleeping in trees part. Haven't done that since I were a kidlet.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 6:55pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 6:54pm.
Who likes my freaky *sucky caption this foetus* avatar?
At least as I'm seeing it on my phone, that's one of your most well-done.
My absolute favorite is still The Real Housecats of BH, though. Sooo wonderfully wrong.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 6:43pm.
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Ar, but there's another problem with it. There are plenty of gluten-free inexpensive foods out there, but if you want a decent substitute or facsimile for some things you like it gets pretty expensive. The closest Whole Foods is like two hours away, but it doesn't matter much right now because I have a dearth of money. I've actually been meaning to start very recently, with the impression that as soon as I got around to trying to make a sticky toffee pudding I would do it. I'm not really sure why I made that arbitrary decision.
At least in the past few years the amount of "gluten-free" labeled foods has increased significantly, but it's pretty stupid when you see things like ketchup and soda labeled as such.
If you really like pasta, though, you could always try rice or buckwheat or sweet potato noodles, etc. I don't guess they'd pair very well with creamy stuff, but eh. I really like rice cakes (not the crunchy puffy discs). I don't think they'd be a bad substitute for carby chewiness.
@Sandbitch,
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, can do avis like you. You haz the SKILLZ!
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animals are totally cute i love them.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 6:55pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 6:54pm.
Who likes my freaky *sucky caption this foetus* avatar?
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---*SO THRILLED* I couldn't be more excited if I saw a 3 toed sloth.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 6:54pm.
Who likes my freaky *sucky caption this foetus* avatar?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Who likes my freaky *sucky caption this foetus* avatar?
Still shocked that Dog called my sucky aguilera "a thigh in a hat".
mmm she should know that the animal was probably sedated and doesn't want to be in a mansion. He wants to be in his motherfucking real habitat!!!
My roommate is moving out to live with her control freak, verbally abusive fiance. :(
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
My standard pizzahut order is:
1 large Pepperoni, thin and crispy base, half the sauce, well cooked.
1 large Triple mushroom, ditto.
On Tight Arse Tuesdays, I can get both for $10 if I pick up from the store, which is just round the cnr.
Everything else at PH is rather shit unfortunately. Otherwise I'd stock up.
Now, if I have a real pizza, I like olives, anchovies, ham, artichoke, chilli, capsicum...fucking everything.
Submitted by yucko on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 6:22pm.
I am the first to admit that its an extremely hard plan to stick to. If I wasn't in extreme pain after having most grains, I wouldn't be able to stick to it. If you have a Whole Foods nearby they have their own Gluten-Free Bakehouse line that is pretty good. I don't like their white sandwich bread. It's not very sturdy, if that makes sense. It soaks up mayo or jelly and it has kind of a rice-y after-taste. But Udi's bread is pretty decent, but small and expensive. It tastes like and has the closest texture to "real" bread.
I used to eat a ton of pasta, but I just don't eat it anymore. There is a brand called Tinkyada (or something like that) that is supposed to be very good.
Most of the time I stick to meat, fruit, and veggies. It's just easier and some of those gluten-free things can be super expensive. Four Whole Foods muffins are $9! If you are really jonesing for a muffin or pasta, it's good to have the option, but I can't justify spending that much all the time.
Also, I like pepperoni and mushrooms, too.
Sometimes I mix it up with chicken, bacon, peppers, or onions. But I seriously hate those processed chicken cubes that are in everything these days, so most of the time I don't go for that.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 3:02pm.
Submitted by guest on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 2:57pm.
It's going okay. My weight has kind of stabilized, but I think that has to to with finding out that most brands of potato chips are gluten free. But it's helped my digestive system and a weird side effect is that my anxiety has really lessened.
The hippy grocery store has gluten-free pizza and I may pick one up for the super bowl, but I'm sort of scared of it. LOL A lot of the gluten-free products are actually really good.
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My brother has celiac disease, and recently-ish my GP said blood tests showed I was sensitive to gluten. I keep, keep meaning to start a gluten-free diet, to see if I feel/function any better. I just keep putting it off, though, because the majority of the crap I eat now has gluten in it somewhere. At least I know I can find gluten-free soy sauce, but I'm concerned about being hungry all the time because I'll be too lazy to cook as often as I'd need to. And... I've tried gluten-free pasta, pizza, etc.--and I've got to say, not good. I think for a lot of things where the flour is the 'main star,' alternative rice flours and whatever are just too heavy. I'd rather do without until I got so desperate that any bad substitute would work.
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Re: Pizza
Arugula & onion
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 4:42pm.
This is why I hate daytime T.V
Word.
Mark Berndt?!
Just heard, "Teacher, 30 years, abuse" this morning and finally had a free moment to read about it. First time ever I actually heaved without having a migraine or being sick with a virus. I'm absolutely shocked and sickened. I didn't think anything could remotely approach Sandusky...
And bringing his pictures to a photo lab to be developed? He must have wanted to get caught.
I love sloths. They're so zen. No rush to get anywhere and everything is done with a smile.
I can't stand this girl. Her voice is so irritating to me.
i think i'd cry if my b/f brought me a bear cub
This is why I hate daytime T.V
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 3:49pm.
So tell me, people, what toppings do you like on your pizza? While we are talking 'bout pizza.
I like 'shrooms and pepperoni.
That's what I typically like. I'm of the less-is-more school when it comes to toppings. Two common toppings that I can't abide are green peppers and onions. Their flavors are too dominant.
A good sauce and a good crust are paramount when talking pizza, though.
Pizza:
olive oil with fresh garlic white sauce, grilled chicken, fresh baby spinach and Gorgonzola. *bangs head on keyboard*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Sloths are my spirit animal, so I can't blame her for breaking down. I just fucking love them, I'm even making a sloth costume for Halloween this year. Volunteering at a sloth sanctuary in Costa Rica is on my bucket list.
Speaking of bucket lists, I am thrilled to say that I'm going to Burning Man this year! Say what you want about it, I couldn't be happier right now.
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