Reese Witherspoon hasn’t meant shit to me ever since she stomped her chin on Jake Gyllenhaal’s fairytale wedding dreams, but she has redeemed herself by making the children cry. MTV (via Just Jared) asked Reese what she thinks about Justin Bieber remaking Fear and she could’ve let out some sugar coated publicist-approved bullshit, but instead she said this:
“Fine. Great. That would be cool. Would he be playing me or is he playing Mark Wahlberg?”
Reese then tried to make it sound like what she really meant is that he’ll play a dude with a girl stalker, but CHIN please. Oh, Reese, when you’re fighting off the rattle-wielding, mouth foaming Beliebers with your chin, just know that you’re everyone’s hero
for today for this afternoon for this hour.
via The Superficial