Harry Potter Prefers A Hairy Twatter
Doesn’t it seem like just yesterday the media was asking a young Daniel Radcliffe what kind of Legos he likes to play with (or whatever) and now the media is asking him about how he likes his coochie. They grow up so fast. DanRad and Heat Magazine (via Entertainmentwise) were talking about how he let his Jewish peen bush be great in Equus and that somehow led to him confessing that if he’s not pulling pubes off his tongue, he’s not messing with it:
“This is way too much information, but I don’t like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it’s fucking creepy,”
And now we know that DanRad has licked on a hairless skin mitten and it was creepy to his ass because it was like sucking on a hairless armadillo’s armpit or giving a raspberry to a plate of dried mangos. THANKS, Harry Potter. But I’m with him. Genital shrubs are there for a reason. It gives you something to look at while you’re down there and it sometimes protects your nose. What if you’re really getting into it and you accidentally scrape your nose on their crotch stubble. It can happen! A good day would be not having to explain to people that the scratch on your nose is from rubbing up against the stubble patch on your piece’s crotch.