Harry Potter Prefers A Hairy Twatter
Doesn't it seem like just yesterday the media was asking a young Daniel Radcliffe what kind of Legos he likes to play with (or whatever) and now the media is asking him about how he likes his coochie. They grow up so fast. DanRad and Heat Magazine (via Entertainmentwise) were talking about how he let his Jewish peen bush be great in Equus and that somehow led to him confessing that if he's not pulling pubes off his tongue, he's not messing with it:
"This is way too much information, but I don't like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it's fucking creepy,"
And now we know that DanRad has licked on a hairless skin mitten and it was creepy to his ass because it was like sucking on a hairless armadillo's armpit or giving a raspberry to a plate of dried mangos. THANKS, Harry Potter. But I'm with him. Genital shrubs are there for a reason. It gives you something to look at while you're down there and it sometimes protects your nose. What if you're really getting into it and you accidentally scrape your nose on their crotch stubble. It can happen! A good day would be not having to explain to people that the scratch on your nose is from rubbing up against the stubble patch on your piece's crotch.
He was a great sport on "Elvis Duran" and I liked that, but jees I can't look at his pictures. So unattractive.
Harry Potter is speaking in all these euphemisms about his junk, I just can't understand. It would be more clear if he would just show us.
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Wow so he is a child star that is talking about pewwww-bic hair oooooo HOW MISCHIEVOUS EDGY AND ADULT du huh huh huh. Mine, yours, mine, yours, mine, yours OMG ROFL AHAH ROFL AHAHAHAHAHA
He's Jewish? His peen is uncut...
I trim the bush back, b/c if I don't it just gets... well.. it's not a pretty sight lol.
Right on for a man that wants some hair down there.
Eh. Sorry. As a man I should also stay the hell out of these conversations.
Francine: "Great Grizzly Adams ! Who fired the gardener ?"
"BangoSkank: why so hostile against God?"
No hostility toward God (or you for that matter, really)...
I just don't think that God gives a shit whether or not someone trims their muff.
I am tired of people picking and choosing what God wants them to do or how God wants them to live.
If you're going 'el natural' with hair under your arms, on your legs, those pesky hairs that pop up on you chin or around your nips, I give you mad respect --and yeah-- I guess you're rocking the full "Eve" look, short of the fig leaf....
Otherwise, you're picking and choosing, and I think it's slightly hypocritical to say that you're leaving your body the way God intended. Instead, you're living the way you're comfortable with. Which is cool, but lets leave the Big G out of it.
I'll add, that as a dude, there's no way I'd let someone yank out my short and currlies, but also as a man, I prefer getting up close and personal with a groomed vag. But that's just me.
Submitted by Satan on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 9:57pm.
My Auntie paid buko bucks for laser hair removal and it all grew back just as thick. She obviously did NOT listen to me about the GARDEN WEASELLLLLLLl!
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Oh nooooo, I've been saving up all my coins for laser hair removal 'cause I want to "86" the fur on my burger. This is discouraging. I thought after a few sessions you were permanently peachy! DANG!
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
BangoSkank: why so hostile against God?
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I think anything is fine with me, except maybe unkempt and unruly! Even those sexy pics someone posted of Demi back in the 80's were borderline! That was some mean bush!!! No, with the exception of "fetish sasquatch/bigfoot" night, NO THANKS to that much SHRUB! Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha :D
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
i.like.bush.
'enuff said
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"I look like God intended me to look."
So you're clearly not shavingyour pits, legs, or plucking any of those other stray hairs that pop up, huh? Bravo, God must be super proud of you.
Ladies all I can say is if it looks like you've got Buckwheat in a scissor-lock you might want to trim it back a bit. There is something to be said about a nicely manicured lawn...that is all.
Honesty, honesty, honesty, honesty! It's the year of honesty and I'm loving it!! Bravo Daniel for saying this! I've never shaved a day in my life 'down there' and just the other day I was wondering for the first time ever if I'm a freak for not doing so. I can now take that thought and throw it away. I look like God intended me to look. I reckon it's only Americans who have warped views on this.
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Miss Malevolent...have to agree with everything you have said especially about the deplorable conditions at some of these so-called nursing homes with no actual nurses on each floor, having people poop in diapers who really do not need to but are just because noone will help them to the washroom! I also think our society has become slightly obsessed with what we perceive as "hygiene". Just in general.
I agree All EXCEPT the last part about sexual assault as rapists do not rape for pretty smelling or appealing pussy, if you know what I mean.
Signs, Team Muff Bush emitting pheromones for all to whiff. (Sorry 'bout that!)
It's amazing how ignorant people are of hygiene. Whether you have hair there or not has very little to do with hygiene and more to do with aesthetic.
As to the person talking about old ladies in nursing homes having to deal with smells and yeast infections because of their hair, obviously you know nothing about the human body or science as that comment was akin to someone saying the earth is flat.
The reason why older women suffer from those vaginal ailments is because they get lackluster (IF ANY) hygienic care by the "health care" workers and they have family members that don't give a shit and leave them to the mercy of minimum wage folks who don't give a shit.
Not because of their five inch long hair.
Soap and water have been around a lot longer than waxing and laser treatments...the fact that folks don't know how to use them properly and instead rely on wax, shaving, laser and baby wipes to keep them clean shows a sad lack of basic hygiene skills that doesn't speak well of our supposed advanced modern society.
If you like it cause it feels nice, you feel extra kinky and sexy or your man/woman likes it fine...but don't LIE and say it's about hygiene.
And given so many older women are getting raped in old age homes by the "health care professionals" that work there, I'd much rather have a aesthetically uninviting place as a deterrent anyway.
Hurrlghh! Reminds me of Jamie Bell and his penis-in-the-vaginal-area interview! I totally read it as "I don't like girls!" hehehe
But MK, with beard burn all ovah who'd notice a scratch on your nose, IKR!? LOL!
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
i just can't with this dude. i never saw harry potter nor do i have any wish to. but i can't get past that role of his. i don't want to imagine harry potter talking about the hair down there. i feel like a pedophile now.
Oh hey Crazyassmom! Goodnight!
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Thanks Mickey! Isn't it pretty? My girl did hers up like that once, she did a pretty good job too!
Just getting ready to log out and saw your comment. My hands are hurting really bad tonight. Gonna have to give them a rest. Hope to catch up with you next time! Take care!!
And Owlie...if you end up in here sometime tonight (morning? Lol) hello to you as well!! Hope you're doing well!!
G'night all!!!!!1. {o:
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hee-hee-hee, OMG, this was so filthy but so fucking hilarious! Heh heh. Oh my lord. Now I know why your girlfriend Tina Fey had Will Arnett's character say "PEEN" last week ("It's not an anagram"). You kill us both, Mikey. You have no shame and I love it.
Liking hairy twats is one thing, trying to impersonate one is another.
Crazyassmom, lovie the new avie! Gorgeous coloring!
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DAMN!!!!!!! I MISS EVERYTHING!!!! Guess that's what happens when you leave to go watch....::whispers:: (glee). Yes, ok...!! Damn it! Iike Glee. Sue me!!
Ahem....
@bacon slut
Any time! Glad ta be of service, little lady! She loved it!
@Satan
Thanks....no, not me but my dtr loves stuff like that. She was doing her eyes in a rainbow she had designed, and I found this somewhere and kept it to show to her. She did it a couple of times...looked fab!! She's pretty artistic like that. Gets that from her Dad. (the ONLY good thing she got from him...trust).
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Submitted by Satan on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:46pm.
A.cotw on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:40pm.
Are ya'll trying to make us nauseous?
Who is 'us'? Speak for yourself, my sweet, sweet, delectable leetle confection!
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Us=everyone who hates to even think about pimples,let alone have them.I'll bet you INVENTED cystic acne,Satan. And adult acne. And cellulite!
*sprinkles Lourdes water*
Andrei on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:41pm.
Ahh.. in pimpled bliss. If Wal_Mart people are fattening, which people are healthy? Maybe those who live off of nature? Are they better for your colon?
Eating vegans (or the whole foods junkies) is the way to go. I only get a few down here though and they all taste like broccoli farts but I gotta watch my Satanly figure so I do the fast chew and swallow method when eating healthy humans.
Have a great night, everyone. I don't want to hog this thread and I have some new souls who just entered the building, so, I bid thee cordially adeu until we meet again (maybe tomorrow, maybe the next day, or maybe for all eternity...).
A.cotw on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:50pm.
As if I'd tell the Princess of Darkness.
I won't give up hope just yet that I can get your sweet ass down here...hmmmmm I bet you taste delectable too!
Donner party, table for three.
XOXO, you crazy humans!
Submitted by Satan on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:43pm.
A.cotw on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:32pm
As if I'd tell the Princess of Darkness.
Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:40pm.
@Satan and Andrei:
Are ya'll trying to make us nauseous?
I am laughing so hard tears are running down my cheeks, lol!
A.cotw on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:40pm.
Are ya'll trying to make us nauseous?
Who is 'us'? Speak for yourself, my sweet, sweet, delectable leetle confection!
A.cotw on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:32pm.
Did you laugh evilly as you typed that?
Squeaks out in tiny, innocent voice, "only a leetle bit"?
A.cotw, what is your most hated body part to have to shave?
Mine? The cloven hooves. There is hair between the knuckle area that is a bitch to get at. I think I'd rather have my ears boxed and my feet bound. As soon as I shave above the knees my skin does a mad dash into allergic mode.
Satan:
ROFL. You, too, are my hero. Ahh.. in pimpled bliss. If Wal_Mart people are fattening, which people are healthy? Maybe those who live off of nature? Are they better for your colon?
@Satan and Andrei:
Are ya'll trying to make us nauseous?
Andrei on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:30pm.
Imagine popping a lovely, succulent pimple in the mirror. You're so excited because it's big and ripe and you lean forward against the bathroom vanity to the mirror, pop it between your fingernails and it splatters on the glass. MAN. That is erotica.
You are my hero, Andrei!
You have staved off my appetite for eating fatty Wal-Mart people burning on the spit with pineapples in their mouths here in Hell's Kitchen.
I swear those tasty, fat fuckers are going to be the death of me! Paula Deen, come to Sataaaaaaaaaan.
Here is some pimple porn:
http://www.oprah.com/oprahshow/Dr-Oz-Demonstrates-How-to-Properly-Pop-a-...
Satan:
LAUGH!!
Yeah.. two lovers in heated bliss.. the girl's crotch all stubble while the guy's finger rubs up and down her ready and eager mons.. feeling the tiny, coarse hairs above.. his tongue caressing over a couple pimples amid the scratch and he then farts loudly.
Submitted by Satan on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:01pm.
If you have super sensitive, thin skin, waxing will take off your skin along with the hair.
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Did you laugh evilly as you typed that?
Night, BaconSlut. Nice to know you are a slave to the pussay too! >;)
Satan:
LOOOL! Braille.
Imagine popping a lovely, succulent pimple in the mirror. You're so excited because it's big and ripe and you lean forward against the bathroom vanity to the mirror, pop it between your fingernails and it splatters on the glass. MAN. That is erotica.
Andrei on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:25pm.
Just imagine the juicy delight when said pimples spurt their white discharge.
Even better if both lovers have ingrown hair pimples because they can just rub-a-nub-dub while poppin' pustules and bustin' nuts!
Pimplegasmic
Ahhhhh....you gotta watch it Satan! I just heard about that crazy-ass-ed Steve guy that had his buttcheeks pierced. With my dark ties, I can have that arranged for your horns!
Gotta sign off and hit the flannels shortly. Unfortunately, the pussy (Persian cat)can't wax himself. It is my karmic duty to groom...Oh fuck. I'm out! :D
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Wait, Andrei! Damnit. There might have been a braille cunnilingus joke in there somewhere too.
Submitted by Satan on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:23pm.
Just imagine the juicy delight when said pimples spurt their white discharge.
@ Cat Scratch
I totally agree. This Daniel post has failed me on many levels.
Andrei on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:20pm.
Ingrown hair pimples are sexy.
Yes, indeedy do. You can play connect the dots with your tongue until you get to the center of the...
"You sank my battleship!"
Ingrown hair pimples are sexy.
Cat Scratch on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:09pm.
The troll-face and Bob's Big Boy hair-don't certainly do not help matters either.
The poor guy has an icky 'vibe' about him (you know, the kind of feeling you get when you know a guy masturbates way too much and showers way too little and his hands are squishy and sweaty).
BaconSlut on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:03pm.
You're gonna ogle a slut when she has duct tape in her hands? You're askin' for it!
Is there any other kind of slut? I'm pretty sure 'duct tape' is even in the 'average slut's' arsenal, but, I like the way you think and your brand of naughty is definitely my brand of nice! >;)
Shaving/waxing/epilating rashes, ingrown hair pimples and burning, burning, burning...right up my alley.
Humanity is so strange. Always trying to put something back that is lost and constantly taking something away that is deemed unwanted.
You silly mortals!!!
Daniel is a real man
A short one, but a real one.
Going totally bare isn't new. It was fashionable in the 1920's.
Once the majority of women are bare and their hair can't grow back, the few women left with hair will be considered exotic and in demand.
Good god.
There are so many more intriguing actors who could be on stage naked, confiding sexual shit, and being all gay-friendly.
WHY must it be Daniel Radcliffe?
The world is so unfair.
@Satan
You're gonna ogle a slut when she has duct tape in her hands? You're askin' for it!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
If you have super sensitive, thin skin, waxing will take off your skin along with the hair. Nothing looking like a skinless and hairless freak!