The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 30th!

January 31, 2012 / Posted by:

Beware, ladies, this is what happens if you fuck a guy with a pencil dick. – jazzfish_77

Runners-up:

You might be a redneck if…..your fetus has already mastered the art of tattooing from inside the uterus. – pamorama_j

And to think, just five months ago it was a tattoo of a penis going into a vagina. – Sweetas

Coincidentally this is exactly what Beyonce’s ultra sound looked like. – Whamo

via Awkward Family Photos (Thanks to the reader who sent this in. My stupid ass lost your email)

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