The AX Factor: Paula Abdul Is Out Of A Job
If you drive by any random clinic in L.A. this morning, you'll probably see Paula Abdul trying to break into one of those locked tin boxes in front of the door, because she needs a quick hit of something medically strong to strangle the feeling of rejection that took over her body after getting fired by Simon Cowell AGAIN! Deadline said last night that the producers of The X-Factor deported Steve Jones back to the UK, sent the defected Apollonia impersonator Nicole Scherzinger back to the Prince factory from which she came from and threw a Percocet into the forest so Paula Abdul could chase after it and get lost. Simon pink-slipped all three of them and is only keeping L.A. Reid as a judge for next season.
FOX confirmed last night that both Steve Jones and Nicole Shitsinger's second season contracts were executed, but they haven't said anything about Paula. TMZ is hearing that Paula heard from a lawyer close to the show that she was about to get the BITCH GOT FIRED card and Simon hasn't called her yet to tell her the news. What a cold cunt Simon is. How could he not take the news, wrap it in ludes dough and then gently feed it to Paula? Simon could've at least shaved the words "you're fired" into his furry tit pies and let Paula read it herself as she suckled on his nipple like she does most nights. Thanks to Simon, none of your medicine cabinets are safe now!
Apparently, Simon hasn't chosen any replacements yet, but the only way I'll watch that wailing shit show is if the new judges are the queen who maced that brat on the subway and Khia.
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Too bad Paula isn't coming back but thank God Nicole was fired!
Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
That's got to be the most appallingly bad photoshop ever. The black guys hands are different sizes. Paula's been 'slivered' to Hell and back. Nobody's arms and legs match each other. I could go on but I don't give a fuck.
This really shows how wrong the concept of this show was to start with. One of the judges is the boss of the other judges!?!
And those judges also coach the contestants!?!
the public should have judged. The results are likely whatever Simon thinks will get the most ratings anyway.
Like that demon child that had the fit when she lost, but then she got a Disney contract. Maybe she was going to lose and get the Disney contract the whole time. I am not saying the shows are rigged but they really know how to stay in the news.
And on his other show when Susan Boyle sang for all those people "for the first time." That was such a phony thing. The audience hadn't heard her but all those contestants are auditioned. The judges pretended to be moved to tears that this woman's voice was somehow not what they expected coming from someone who looks like a plumber dressed in his mother's clothes. That was fake. Firing that other girl was fake. Nicole is fake.
But Paula is real. You can't get rid of Paula. It's really all about Simon and Paula, and they need someone for a tie-breaker. I think they should try R Kelly, and just basically do American Idol and get rid of the part about the judges coaching. They could send all the contestants to the same coaches who would be professionals and not celebrities, more like Missy Elliot did on her show. Anyway, this thing will tank without Paula because no one will watch Simon if he fires her.
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Why would Fox cancel one of their highest rated fall shows?
Anyway I'll miss crazy Paula but will be happy if La Reid gets Mariah and Pink as the replacements.
cant stand nicole.. i find her boring and irrelevant.. didnt even like x factor. watched 5 mins of two shows and couldnt even get into it. ill stick to american idol. i always liked paula.
Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:05am.
He only kept L.A. Reid so that Viola Davis isn't right!
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Huh? Right about what? Do tell.
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That picture of Pauler should win a gold medal at the Photoshop Awards 2012. If they televised an actual ceremony where the winners got their chunky, wrinkled carcasses on stage to claim their trophy, I might watch it...
Can someone like Simon have a true blue friend? Just wondering.
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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:25am.
Doesn't bode well when they're cleaning house after just one season.
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Word. Although I don't watch this show so I could give a shit.
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GaGa=pepper spray.
thanks for linking my ALL TIME FAVORITE ghetto fabulous vid
The above photo - Paula has NEVER been that thin in her life.
That subway video was 50 different kinds of awesome.
"Y'all better stop fuckin' wit me, tomorrow's my birthday!" Brilliant.
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My "give a fuck" is still broken but my "go fuck yourself" is fully functional.
I don't know why he got rid of Paula? I understand the Nicole girl getting the ax, but Paula?
That's not fair.
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Simon's such a shit. Yeah, Nicole and PaulER aren't the brightest bulbs, but there was a whole lot wrong with that show besides those two bimbos. I found it obnoxious, tacky and unwatchable. And yeah some stuff can be tacky as hell but fun, but this shit was tacky AND boring -- a rare feat.
le sigh, my life is so tumultuous. I wish I could just grab my fuck buddy, go out in the woods in Canada somewhere and have it be just me and him for a couple months .....off the grid.....and just fuck in solitude
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Doesn't bode well when they're cleaning house after just one season.
Never noticed what nice gams the Shitstringer girl has on her. And LOL @ Prince factory!
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well pauler had you performed felattier a little betta you might still have a job
orull sex
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
never heard of this shit. is it some euro-trash show?
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the queen might had been wrong but god it felt good to see a brat get punished (secretly buys pepper Spray) too many brats and the mother allowed him to speak that way!!! so many wrongs and her outfit JEBSUS she looked like a hooker
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well pauler
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
The whole thing about these shows is regardless of how well you can sing if you don't have "it" you ain't going anywhere. "it" often comes from a lots of practice and your charisma is built up from all that practice you had in front of every crappy place you've cut your teeth on.
Creating "Idols" is such a crock of shit, Idol Dom is earned not awarded!
I hate how Simon calls Paula, PaulER...
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He only kept L.A. Reid so that Viola Davis isn't right! Why keep the one no-one gives a fuck about?
Maybe Cheryl Cole will get another shot now?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 9:24am.
Not surprising... I only watched this POS a couple of times and Nicole doesn't have an original thought in her head, Steve was just annoying as shit and Paula... well, Paula is the same long winded dipshit she has always been... in love with every contestant, they have so much to offer the world, you are gonna be great someday... bitch please, he's juggling bowling pins, blowing bubbles and humming Rob Base... sit your drunk ass down.
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LMAO! So true.
Paula sure has a cute little shape, but that's all I got. You never hear from any of the winners for very long anyway, so these shows are pretty much pointless.
I'rather get fired via a letter than in person.
Never watched it, smell a publicity stunt, now the drama begins! Oooh!
I don't get the popularity of these talent, model, competition shows...go on for weeks, crown a "winner", winner releases album/fashion spread, etc., usually fades to obscurity within a year or two. Same for dating/marriage shows...goes on for months, couple gets engaged, announce breakup shortly after finale aired. People honestly keep watching this, and care?
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The calliope crashed to the ground...
the host was AWFUL, glad they are getting rid of him and Nicole should have known it was all over for her when she made Rachel cry
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Don't care, don't care, I'm not wearing underwear!
There are so many of these singing competition shows and I don't give two craps about any of them. They're all the same kinds of singers and when they show clips of the shows in promos, I'm never impressed with any of the voices. They're all the same. They're either belters or Aguilera-types with the vocal acrobatics.
And so what if they fired Paula? She strikes me as being very difficult to employ. I bet she's late all the time, and loses stuff and is erratic and moody and cries all the time. If I had someone like that working for me, they'd be fired, too. What does she even contribute?
Simon should just fire the whole damn show right off the air. isn't IDOL providing enough money and bad, shrill singers with sob stories for him?
Second show on dlisted today that I don't watch.
Sorry my comment isn't funny.
Nicole was a total joke, but Paula? C'mon! ITa.. I love her brand of crazy!
it's ok with me if simon fires himself and reid...it's the only way to guarantee this show won't be back...
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These sing along shows seem to have become a platform for artists to perform their next singles. Late night tv and I don't know fucking Ellen aren't enough, now we have to be saturated with an overload of singing competitions of people crying and cutting to commercials to present us Lady Gaga's conception of her latest masterpiece. They all need to die a slow death.
at least Nicole has her press on nails endorsement to fall back on HA HA HA HA HA XD
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 9:24am.
I didn't know Al Roker was a judge on this shitfest!
oh please Al Roker WISHES he looked that good.
Nicole added nothing to the show and four judges is too many anyway. I like Paula's brand of crazy. Steve is hot, I'll miss him. All the drama happens bewteen Simon and LA.
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
I've watched that queen mace the kid YouTube more times than I've sat through anything with any of these people.
And the Judge Judy in me went from thinking the brat deserved it to thinking the bitch deliberately provoked him. He was done. She kept egging him on.
It's time for Simon and his huge furry rack to retreat into a bear den somewhere far, far away from the glare of a television lens.
Next season? I did not know there was a first...but then again I don't care.
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I didn't know Al Roker was a judge on this shitfest!
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Not surprising... I only watched this POS a couple of times and Nicole doesn't have an original thought in her head, Steve was just annoying as shit and Paula... well, Paula is the same long winded dipshit she has always been... in love with every contestant, they have so much to offer the world, you are gonna be great someday... bitch please, he's juggling bowling pins, blowing bubbles and humming Rob Base... sit your drunk ass down.
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I scratch my head and go "Where's God when you need him?!" because this does not make any sense!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Don't want to talk about firing. My friend in our Zurich office was fired today. :-(
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Never watched. Still won't.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I never watched one second of this show ....
I liked the voice much better ...
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oh no's! Bratz meltdown in 3, 2, 1....
Maybe they should just cancel this shit entirely.
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