And Here's The Cover For Madge's New Album
At this point, any pictures of Madge are no longer eligible for a Photoshop Award, because the skin on her face is Photoshopped in real life since its pores have been filled with wax and it gets its manufactured youthful glow from daily injections of rare fetus sperm. So even though nothing on this vowel-hating album cover was made from nature, it doesn't count!
Before my dad became allergic to mailing child support checks and dropped off the face of my life, I used to stay at his apartment in West Coveeeeeena once or twice a month. In the bathroom next to the couch I slept on, he had this 70s glass shower door that looked like that cover above. It was beveled and shit. It was kind of a horror show, because I could barely make out what was on the other side. So if Psycho took place in my dad's apartment (if you met my stepmother at the time, you'd agree that it very well could have) and the killer had an Express Yourself-era Madonna face, this cover is what you'd see right before she opened the door and thrust her memaw crotch sending your soul scurrying down the drain.
Even though this cover looks like a flyer for an after-hours club that someone taped over one of the urinals in the bathroom of a gay bar, I don't hate it. If it was a flyer, I'd even use it to floss the pubes out of my teefs.
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It will all be pretentious overly produced overly planned crap. Her early stuff was FRESH and simple and FUN..She was better before she was normal before she became obnoxious.
well based on the cover im gonna say it is definitely an MDMA reference
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
"When someone says something hasn't been good since 1991, you want to know what I hear? "Get off my lawn!""
That would be Madge. She's 54 freaking years old. You're following a senior citizen for Christ's sake!
Talk about "reductive." She really named her own self with that one.
Looks like a old perfume ad. In a toilet magazine.
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When someone says something hasn't been good since 1991, you want to know what I hear? "Get off my lawn!"
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
You mean when she tried to rap? That was just shyte!
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 12:01pm.
MDNA? So I guess she's going for a raver niche, I'll bet you one of her tracks will have dubstep in it.
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Yeah, she'll send dubstep straight into the eye of super mainstream media, therefore putting a nail in its coffin. That's what she's always done, put her claws on a certain musical trend, dress it up according to mass-appreciation demand and ruin the spirit of it with her half-arsed lyrics and calculated provocations.
The fact that her pulled, puffed, nipped,tucked and forzen face has been photoshopped and THEN distorted says it all. It's basically her first album cover with a $2 not-so-special effect. In spite of the fact that she is becoming a huge joke, I hope she has some good songs on her new album. She's such a total asshole.
This looks like it was taken during her 'vogue' period in 1990. I don't care what she does, she's still trash from Michigan. This collection will stink, just like the last 5. She hasn't been good since 1991.
She Stinks!
Interesting article...
http://www.guyspy.com/how-do-you-solve-problem-madonna-reductive-reasoni...
"If Madonna made a major mistake in her professional life, it wasn’t her acting career or her Sexbook. It was getting older. We’re a country of ageists, especially in regards to women, and if there’s anything we hate more than a woman getting older it’s a beautiful woman who doesn’t apologize for her disgrace. Had Madonna any dignity, she’d have offed herself years ago. At 53, she may be the biggest selling female artist of all time and she may have more hits than Elvis Presley (a one-time looker/singer/provocateur who was smart enough to overdose), and she may still be one of the most famous women on earth, but none of that matters when she spits in god’s eye by deciding for herself what’s attractive. "
I liked this better forty years ago when it was called the cover of "Sybil".
Very nice cover one of the best I have seen in years. Too bad she can't sing and can't write a good song. But she has a great cover.
Uummmm my dad's from W. Covina too! What what! SGV bitches
It looks great.
you almost have to make a disclaimer when you say something nice about Madonna but if I was as rich as she is I am sure I wouldn't handle it as well. She seems determined not to ever let down her guard publicly and it's off-putting, but her music is still capable of being great at what it does. She does great songs throughout her career and she was a necessary counterpart to the Neo-Victorian Whitehouse piss in a cup nonsense that was coming out of Nancy Reagan's talkhole at the time. She's probably the most accomplished and self-possessed pop star of all time, so I really can't hate her for her personal life and decisions.
I wanna see Madge's vagina.
Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 10:51am.
RE title: MDNA is Mitochondrial DNA and simply an abbreviation of her name.
And the anti-drug people slammed her for it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M.D.N.A.#Titling_and_artwork
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That is a stupid title.
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Submitted by kylimayrow on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 2:23pm.
Some dub step is ok but the majority is unnerving and really shit. But that is my own opinion plus we already had a thing called jungle and drum n'base, so, to my ears dubstep is like a try hard version of the previous two.
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Yeah, I think it's the drum and base of the younger set, but it does incorporate more electronic sound (less organic) than drum and base, if I'm not mistaken. I think most music today has taken that direction. I love it all though, from Kraftwerk to Skrillex.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
I'm not forcing my Madonna-loonie-ness on anyone, lol. However, she's had some pretty big hits and memorable songs after that. Ray of Light (the single) Power of Goodbye, Music (the single) etc. These, and a few subsequent others were pretty big radio hits (which is driven by mass popularity.) I know she's not as relevant as she once was, but IMHO she definitely holds her own and her music has held up well too. She also does a great job of keeping her sound current.
U2, Bon Jovi, etc. are actually great examples of bands that are successful, yet can't let go of their old, tired sound. But I love Madge because she's always evolving, and always hits the mark. She's got all this creative energy left, why should she quit just because she's not 19? Meh, I know it might just be me, but I still find her music very exciting.
Self-professed Madgeloonie.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 1:35pm.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 1:14pm.
Um... I'm old so... what's dub step?
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No worries MissAnnThrope, that's why you have us!!! Dub step is actually a really cool movement happening in electronic music right now. Super-popular abroad (UK, Europe in general) and has slowly made it's way here. Some find the sound a little unnerving, but if you're a fan of electronica, it's good. If you're curious, check out Skrillex.
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Some dub step is ok but the majority is unnerving and really shit. But that is my own opinion plus we already had a thing called jungle and drum n'base, so, to my ears dubstep is like a try hard version of the previous two.
They should just take all these hoes to the glue factory.
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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 1:18pm.
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Some of her songs are my favorite of all time and I think that's why her tours do so well. She's legendary.
Aerosmith, Billy Joel, Paul McCartney, Bon Jovi, U2, these guys haven't had a hit in ages, but they will still sell out because of their past success and people know they will get a quality show. They're professionals, they've been around for a while, same with Madonna.
I don't think I've heard anything memorable from her since Deeper and Deeper.
She looks like Norma Desmond.
Submitted by Vern on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 1:37pm.
I haven't heard him do anything in years so I don't know how he sounds now!
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Dog,
I heard some of his older stuff recently, after not hearing it for years, and his voice was amazing when he was younger.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Now that's the way to cover age without photoshopping!
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Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 1:14pm.
Um... I'm old so... what's dub step?
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No worries MissAnnThrope, that's why you have us!!! Dub step is actually a really cool movement happening in electronic music right now. Super-popular abroad (UK, Europe in general) and has slowly made it's way here. Some find the sound a little unnerving, but if you're a fan of electronica, it's good. If you're curious, check out Skrillex.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Vern, that's cuz Elton can sing live and Vadge, well, sucks.
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*steps carefully around the big pile Madge's Vadge left*
Hey Dog!
That's Elton's posh way of saying:
"Bring it!"
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 1:15pm.
BWAHAHA! Elton John told Madonna to try not to be too obvious with her lip synching at the halftime show!
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Yeah, she'll very likely be lip-synching at least somewhat if there's dancing. (which of course, there will be.) I love Elton too, but he's a real queen these days and it makes him rather irrelevant.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
I know I'm in the minority among DListers, but I still love Madonna to death. Yes, her cuntiness knows no bounds and her hands need immediate attention, but she's still making excellent music and is aging very well overall - regardless of what the haters say. It's a fact.
And for whoever said she hasn't put out a good song since the 90's, I'd brush up on my fact-checking skills. 2006's Confessions tour was the second-highest-grossing tour of her career and the 20th highest of all time.... All.Time. People don't usually spend $212M on crap. If that's not enough, her subsequent Sticky and Sweet Tour is the 4th highest grossing tour of, wait for it.......that's right, All Time.
Wiki:
"After its ending, the Confessions Tour was dubbed as the highest grossing tour ever for a female artist, grossing over US$194.7 million from 60 shows with 1.2 million spectators. It is also recognized as the highest-grossing music tour per concert in the 2007 edition of the Guinness World Records."
Your friend,
MadgesVadge
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
BWAHAHA! Elton John told Madonna to try not to be too obvious with her lip synching at the halftime show!
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Um... I'm old so... what's dub step?
dumb bitch gonna ruin superbowl w/ her half time show crap
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who listens to her shit? oh yea 60 yr old trannys
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 12:13pm.
If anyone was wondering, the new single from her up coming album is called "Gimme All Your Luv" and will be the song she sings at the Superbowl.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/30/showbiz/music/madonna-video-premiere-rston...
The video will be shown on American Idol and if you want to know what it sound like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMBPbSjrkSQ&feature=related
It's not the final cut but it will give you a clue what will be on this new album.
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That's the song? It sounded like an Avril Lavigne song with a tiny hint of dubstep at the end. My iPod player is going to be busy for a while, b/c I am not looking forward to this being played constantly on the radio when I drive.
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Lourdes needs to tell Meemaw to hang it up. She's 20 years past her expiration date. She needs to take a cue from the other Skeletor (Angie Jo) and continue with her charity work, instead of subjecting the general public to this shitefest.
apparently elton john is still pissy at madge...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2093931/Elton-John-offers-a...
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LOVE IT. She's giving the full on divatude look!
That's not half bad.
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
If anyone was wondering, the new single from her up coming album is called "Gimme All Your Luv" and will be the song she sings at the Superbowl.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/30/showbiz/music/madonna-video-premiere-rston...
The video will be shown on American Idol and if you want to know what it sound like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMBPbSjrkSQ&feature=related
It's not the final cut but it will give you a clue what will be on this new album.
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Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
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Silly rabbit.
MDNA? So I guess she's going for a raver niche, I'll bet you one of her tracks will have dubstep in it.
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True blue, baby I love you!
Reminds me of her True Blue album cover.
Elmo anything has got to be better then what the current pop tarts are serving up
Elmo anything has got to be better then what the current pop tarts are serving up
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 11:36am.
The other day, Mr. Hekki and I heard a mix of "Like A Prayer" on the radio, a Top 40 station. I said it was some other whore singing it, and Mr. Hekki swears it was Madge. Anyone know anything about it? I'm so out of the loop, I have no idea.
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Hekki, maybe it was this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIUEumXPoGE&feature=player_embedded
She's making another album?!?!? Why! Madonna hasn't had a good song since the 90's.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Wilma I think that was done on purpose.. yes the mdma days were an adventure lol
No hands.thank goodness!
I like it. *shrug* I have never known Madonna to NOT be a bitch. Still like most of her music. Might buy a few songs off iTunes.