Afternoon Crumbs
The demure Italian blossom that is Elisabetta Canalis has gone from George Clooney to Eggs from True Blood to Steve-O. So if you were ever in an episode of Jersey Shore or were arrested in front of the Cops cameras once, then you’re in luck, because it won’t be long before Elisabetta downgrades down to your ass for paparazzi attention! – The Superficial
Jennifer Lawrence and the little boy from About A Boy are totally a thing – Lainey Gossip
In possibly related news, Jesus just announced that he’s converting to Buddhism – Celebitchy
Sophie Monk’s face looks like it’s made of watercolors – Hollywood Tuna
This isn’t going to scrub the gay out of him, but rubbing all that dead skin off is going to give this dude GLOWING skin – Towleroad
Mini Anden’s nipple does Bazaar – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Lily Collins loves her five layer eyebrow situation – ICYDK
In “same ole, same ole” news, Ashley Jizzdale looks a mess – Popoholic
BREAKING: Seal is still wearing his wedding ring and still dressing like it’s 1999 – Just Jared
Why does JLo have furry baseball bats on her coat? – Popsugar
Here I am writing a Dlisted post – The Berry
Three words that might make your night: ROYAL MARINE PEEN – (NSFW) OMG Blog
They’re trying to tell me that’s Tami Roman, but it looks more like a wax-covered Predator in a weave to me – Crunk + Disorderly
Dear Bulldog, please leave the acrobatic art of boxing to the professionals (aka Maru) – Cityrag
Miley Cyrus busted her ass – Celebslam
And I think I just busted my ass after falling back while picturing Rosie O’Donnell romancing her girlfriend with a turkey baster – I’m Not Obsessed
I think I see moose knuckle – SOW