Afternoon Crumbs

January 31, 2012 / Posted by:

The demure Italian blossom that is Elisabetta Canalis has gone from George Clooney to Eggs from True Blood to Steve-O. So if you were ever in an episode of Jersey Shore or were arrested in front of the Cops cameras once, then you’re in luck, because it won’t be long before Elisabetta downgrades down to your ass for paparazzi attention! – The Superficial

Jennifer Lawrence and the little boy from About A Boy are totally a thing – Lainey Gossip

In possibly related news, Jesus just announced that he’s converting to Buddhism – Celebitchy

Sophie Monk’s face looks like it’s made of watercolors – Hollywood Tuna

This isn’t going to scrub the gay out of him, but rubbing all that dead skin off is going to give this dude GLOWING skin – Towleroad

Mini Anden’s nipple does Bazaar – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Lily Collins loves her five layer eyebrow situation – ICYDK

In “same ole, same ole” news, Ashley Jizzdale looks a mess – Popoholic

BREAKING: Seal is still wearing his wedding ring and still dressing like it’s 1999 – Just Jared

Why does JLo have furry baseball bats on her coat? – Popsugar

Here I am writing a Dlisted post – The Berry

Three words that might make your night: ROYAL MARINE PEEN – (NSFW) OMG Blog

They’re trying to tell me that’s Tami Roman, but it looks more like a wax-covered Predator in a weave to me – Crunk + Disorderly

Dear Bulldog, please leave the acrobatic art of boxing to the professionals (aka Maru) – Cityrag

Miley Cyrus busted her ass – Celebslam

And I think I just busted my ass after falling back while picturing Rosie O’Donnell romancing her girlfriend with a turkey baster – I’m Not Obsessed

I think I see moose knuckle – SOW

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